I wish he’d hurry up and get some new music out. He should definitely sue the fuck out of Jerry Only, it seems like Jerry talks shit about him every chance he gets, when, from what i’ve read, Danzig allows Misfits to continue under that name when he could make trouble for them if he wanted to. Sounds like he wants to now.
Yeah, sounds like Only’s trying to make merch money under the table. Also, even his brother thinks he’s a dick.
And yeah, Danzig needs to put out that covers album he’s been talking about for years. That one track from the biker movie (or whatever it was) was amazeballs.
Will be interesting to see how it plays out.
It did seem that, despite Danzig being an insufferable prick for the most part, that he just wanted everyone to break cleanly. Fine, you do your stuff, Jerry, and I’ll do mine. That doesn’t mean you get to completely hose the guy and run off with a bag of gold, though. Bunch of babies. Doyle is a funny guy, eh? It must be so weird for him to just go back and forth with these two who absolutely hate each other. He must have laid down some ground rules or something. “Okay, neither of you fags get to say the other’s name when I’m around, or I’m outta here. Got it?”
Midget vs Steroids
Midget vs Steroids
HAHAHA!!!
I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but . . . holy crap, does Doyle have like a textbook specimen of the perfectly toned brick shithouse body, or what? It’s no wonder he doesn’t wear shirts on stage. If I was built like that dude (and he’s what, 50 now or something?) I wouldn’t even own a shirt.
That one track from the biker movie (or whatever it was) was amazeballs.
Yeah, that was absolutely class, such a catchy song, i love it. It’s on repeat in my brain a lot of the time, haha.
I was thinking that earlier about Doyle von Brick Shithouse as well, it must definitely be weird for him, and now he’s part of this lawsuit, being involved in the company that gets money from the merch. It’s all very childish, but i’m on Danzig’s side here. The poor little chap has been more professional than Jerry in this whole thing, Jerry seems like a total arsehole.
[reply]Midget vs Steroids
HAHAHA!!!
I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but . . . holy crap, does Doyle have like a textbook specimen of the perfectly toned brick shithouse body, or what? It’s no wonder he doesn’t wear shirts on stage. If I was built like that dude (and he’s what, 50 now or something?) I wouldn’t even own a shirt.[/reply]
Ain’t that the fuck’n truth!! I ain’t gay but that guy is beautiful. If I had his body I’d have aids like 6 times over i’d be fucking so much snatch.
The world would probably end up with a new STD with all that trim I’d be hittin’.
[reply]That one track from the biker movie (or whatever it was) was amazeballs.
Yeah, that was absolutely class, such a catchy song, i love it. It’s on repeat in my brain a lot of the time, haha.
I was thinking that earlier about Doyle von Brick Shithouse as well, it must definitely be weird for him, and now he’s part of this lawsuit, being involved in the company that gets money from the merch. It’s all very childish, but i’m on Danzig’s side here. The poor little chap has been more professional than Jerry in this whole thing, Jerry seems like a total arsehole.[/reply]
I just can’t believe how insanely punk this all is. I love DIY lawsuits
I love DIY lawsuits
Hahahahaha!
That’s what I’m talking about. Going to court to argue about socks is so fucking punk rock.
I think it’s high time I start making some more Prongs ComiXXX. Danzig might have to make a guest appearance . . .
I think it’s high time I start making some more Prongs ComiXXX. Danzig might have to make a guest appearance . . .
Oh yes, that sounds like a plan [:)] Hopefully he’ll somehow see it and get worked up into an impotent rage, as he probably does about most things that annoy him.
Has anyone else skimmed through the history of this thread? There is some amazing stuff there. I wish there was a radio channel where I could hear people with awesome voices read all of our comments back to us in proper order.
It’s impossible to have a Danzig thread and not have it be comedy gold. Unless you’re on a Danzig forum, in which case you get banned for being funny . . . yes, I have experience on the topic.
Of all the hundreds of forums I’ve been kicked off of, the Danzig one, to date, is the absolute fastest at issuing a banning . . . . less than 15 minutes after signing up and “introducing” myself.
Hahaha, that is so weird, because the man is ripe for a comedic blasting. I think i’ve said many times before, although i love him and think he’s a genius and a really fantastic songwriter, he is inherently hilarious. The fact that he takes himself so seriously makes him even funnier. The only people who like him that i know actually really appreciate the comedy of Danzig, i must check that forum out. What’s the odds he’s actually the moderator of the forum and sits there shouting “OH YOU’RE BANNED MOTHERFUCKER!!!” while throwing bricks around? The best description of him that i ever heard was a friend of mone who said “I take Danzig with a huge pinch of salt… but at the same time i take him with no salt at all”. Basically, he’s so serious it’s hilarious, but also cool as fuck.
Totally. I’m not even sure how I’d act if I got the chance to meet the guy. I think I’d try to play it cool and just let him be the Alpha dog, but then I’d make some joke and get punched or something. Either way, I’m certain it would be amazing.
Totally. I’m not even sure how I’d act if I got the chance to meet the guy. I think I’d try to play it cool and just let him be the Alpha dog, but then I’d make some joke and get punched or something. Either way, I’m certain it would be amazing.
I was really surprised at some of the footage i’ve seen of him meeting fans, he seems like a nice guy. The footage was from the 80s, though, maybe he’s some kind of crazy fan-puncher by now, but he seemed pretty cool.
Has anyone else skimmed through the history of this thread? There is some amazing stuff there. I wish there was a radio channel where I could hear people with awesome voices read all of our comments back to us in proper order.
It’s impossible to have a Danzig thread and not have it be comedy gold. Unless you’re on a Danzig forum, in which case you get banned for being funny . . . yes, I have experience on the topic.
Of all the hundreds of forums I’ve been kicked off of, the Danzig one, to date, is the absolute fastest at issuing a banning . . . . less than 15 minutes after signing up and “introducing” myself.
I hear Morgan Freeman is available…
I hear Morgan Freeman is available…
He is available for any voice role going, but he has a great voice so why not. I watched the Lego Movie the other day, it was great, and he’s really funny in it. There needs to be Lego Misfits, followed by Lego Samhain and Lego Danzig, with all the DIY court cases.
[reply]Totally. I’m not even sure how I’d act if I got the chance to meet the guy. I think I’d try to play it cool and just let him be the Alpha dog, but then I’d make some joke and get punched or something. Either way, I’m certain it would be amazing.
I was really surprised at some of the footage i’ve seen of him meeting fans, he seems like a nice guy. The footage was from the 80s, though, maybe he’s some kind of crazy fan-puncher by now, but he seemed pretty cool.[/reply]
From what I’ve seen (mostly 90’s footage) he always seemed to treat the fans really well too. I saw some clip of him doing a meet and greet at a comic shop or record store or something and some kid had a Samhain coffin or something that he wanted signed. Danzig spent a few minutes on it drawing some totally badass demon cartoon or something. Kid was just slackjawed like, “Holy crap!” while the rest of the kids in line stared in awe too.
I think he really does appreciate the fans and understands that they pay his bills. He’s from many other accounts also completely awful to try and work with or for (and maybe not the greatest neighbor either).
Dude’s a megalomaniac and a raging prick. That’s alright. I don’t have to play with him or live near him (wish I did, though, haha!).
I think Grumpy and I got a taste of his fan appreciation at the show we saw last year. He played a LONG ass set of both Danzig and Misfits material and then kind of ran the set list out. Dude was really appreciative of the crowd’s love and just went to edge of the stage and said, “Well, what else do you guys want to hear?” and started taking random requests that we were shouting from the pit.
I really wish i’d seen the show, i had a ticket for London, but i’m unemployed and had no money to get a plane ticket, had to sell it on ebay. Just got a new job, finally, starting in June. Finally, some money and some new guitars, hahaha
I think Grumpy and I got a taste of his fan appreciation at the show we saw last year. He played a LONG ass set of both Danzig and Misfits material and then kind of ran the set list out. Dude was really appreciative of the crowd’s love and just went to edge of the stage and said, “Well, what else do you guys want to hear?” and started taking random requests that we were shouting from the pit.
Hell, yeah!!
That whole bit was surreal!!
“What do you want to hear?”
<Crowd pelts him with song requests>
“Great, now I got got 1,000 motherfuckers yelling 1,000 different songs at me. hold on a sec .”
<Danzig goes into a huddle with the band. Someone in the pit yells out “London Dungeon.” Danzig looks up from the huddle, walks over to the microphone>
“Did somebody just yell London Dungeon?”
<The crowd roars in approval. Danzig looks to the huddle>
“We can do that.”
<The band launches into London Dungeon. the song ends, he looks at the crowd.>
“I told ya we knew it.”
YaY Danzig!