Okay, so I guess the little icon on the left is supposed to be fire, burning up the page. Okay, I get it. It’s a “hot” thread, and “catching fire”. Yeah yeah.
But every time I see that little icon it looks like a glorious bag of freshly prepped greasy French Fries and it makes me hungry for some damn fries.
Am I the only one?
Okay, so I guess the little icon on the left is supposed to be fire, burning up the page. Okay, I get it. It’s a “hot” thread, and “catching fire”. Yeah yeah.
But every time I see that little icon it looks like a glorious bag of freshly prepped greasy French Fries and it makes me hungry for some damn fries.
Am I the only one?
Hahaha well, now that you’ve seeded the idea in my head, yes…but the question is, are those ‘French’ fries, meant to be eaten while reading a Sartre tome in a Montmartre cafe while shaking your fist at the unenlightened passerby, OR are they the more robust, healthy, confident FREEDOM fries? You decide!
Ever since someone showed me [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZGsVBDS1c]this inexplicable ode to McDonald’s from a lobotomized-sounding Seattle rapper, you merely have to say the word “French fries” and this weirdness comes back to me.
Oh, they’re definitely Freedom Fries.
I’m gonna sit with Curry…
It totally looks like a small bag of french fries from McDonalds. Now I want them.
Does anyone agree that Rally’s has the best fries?
I never bowl anymore but I remember back as a kid going and sometimes as a teen and those bowling alley fries were the fucking best…greasy and gnarly but crispy and awesome…I’ve bowled a few times since then,not much…but each time I went I made sure to get fries…bowling alley fries man,that’s where its at…
I also like a platter of cheese fries with ranch from Island’s.
Nooooooo, you americans and your food assassination 
Fast food french fries are the worst! Full of sugar and salt. The best are the home made, just a plain potato with a decent amount of salt, keep it simple. We have a dish called Bitoque, very simple but delicious, a steak with french fries and and a fried egg on the top. than you deep the fries on the egg, it’s absolutely poetry, the best way to eat french fries. Damn, I’m salivating right now…
Normally I would agree with you, but the last several times the kids have requested mcdonalds the fries have been horrible. no salt, no golden crispness, just these limp soggy brown speckled things that taste horrible.
I remember when their fries used to be good
I think I’ll have to go with Jack N The Box curly fries for my number one.
With McDonald’s you need to specifically tell them “FRESH FRIES” and they’ll make sure you get a batch hot, crispy, right out of the oil. It really does suck when you get those luke warm floppy dick fries.
And, yeah, Jack’s curly fries are really damned good.
A couple years back one of my business partners was in town and we had another guy with us that took a lunch break. One of us remembered seeing a bowling alley in the area and we all decided it would be a great idea to declare anarchy and go to the bowling alley for lunch. We got the shoes, rented a lane, and ordered all the bowling alley foods (pizza, wings, fried mushrooms, fries…) and bowled and talked shit for an hour or two. It was awesome. This was on like a Tuesday afternoon and we might have been the only customers there, haha! I recommend it.
HAHAHHAHA perfect way to describe them.
Will they make them fresh? I thought you get what they serve ya.
Yeah, they will. May take a few minutes extra, but they’ll make 'em proper for ya.
Naah, Hesburger. Great 2am you’re just sliding along. Double cheese run down your fingers in the car with your pals. Salted fries and soda. Laughing and with some Rammstein on the speakers. You’re in heaven.
