That tumblr girl is cute…
…
YEAH.
[shocked]
Nuts, right?
(THIS FUCKING THREAD WILL NEVER DIE)
That tumblr girl is cute…
…
YEAH.
[shocked]
Nuts, right?
(THIS FUCKING THREAD WILL NEVER DIE)
(THIS FUCKING THREAD WILL NEVER DIE)
it’s too BIG to die.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I bet she’s annoying.
I bet she’s annoying.
I got that vibe too.
Late,
grmpysmrf
It’s a good thing her tits are large that way you don’t notice that busted face right away.
Late,
grmpysmrf
This thread has given me my favorite Tumblr.
[laugh]
It’s a good thing her tits are large that way you don’t notice that busted face right away.
Late,
grmpysmrf
or her chubby, lumpy upper arm.
The other looks about 5’ tall or less. Some things are just proportionate and others not so much, damn genetics.
The boobs help distract from the fact that “she” has a penis.
I funnel fed my new groupie today.
Funnel fed?
Funnel fed?
its exactly what it sounds like. You can see 1 gay guy feeding his boyfriend on youtube. Kind of impressive really.
So was this an already fat groupie or are you making a skinny one large?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I think he has one of those big carnival scales backstage, and his roadie makes the girls weigh-in. “Aaand 297. Sorry, Babe. You’re 3 pounds short. Maybe you should go wolf down a KFC bucket and try again!”
Or perhaps there’s a cutout figure of a butterball beasty and a sign that says, “You must be THIS fat to ride the Voidhead.”
I funnel fed my new groupie today.
Please don’t do anything like The Human Centipede.
^
HAHAHAHA!!!
Win.
Please don’t do anything like The Human Centipede.
Void has actually done a 1 man performance of the human centipede… No shit!.. well, yeah, shit, but no kidding.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]
Please don’t do anything like The Human Centipede.
Void has actually done a 1 man performance of the human centipede… No shit!.. well, yeah, shit, but no kidding.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
No, otherwise that that would be a Woodlice or wood bug where they curl up like a ball like [url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnRf61r5I64”]Yoga self-ass kisser pervert.
Voids version of The Humancentipad probably has to be like South Park and Bean Burritos. Only difference is its from Taco Bell. You know what I’m talking about. You can’t just eat one but six or more! And they tease your digestive system all damn day!
The perfect woman:
The perfect woman… was eaten by this lady