And I am not posting another dadgum photo of me on a couch.
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
And I am not posting another dadgum photo of me on a couch.
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
I almost fell for it.
I almost fell for it.
Fell for what?
The blatant, “I want to see your new couch but really truly I just want to look at you again” thing.
The blatant, “I want to see your new couch but really truly I just want to look at you again” thing.
Don’t flatter yourself, Kid. I don’t care whether you post pics of yourself or not. I’m just pointing out the obvious which everyone already knows . . .
You still have that same filth-ridden couch. You are probably sitting on it right now, typing away and trying to convince the world that you upgraded. But I know the truth. I know all about it, Sister!
You know nothing, except that you can’t help but want me. Get in line boy.
You know nothing, except that you can’t help but want me. Get in line boy.
I know that you are so ashamed of that couch that you deleted the photo from the forum. You and your filthy little couch have gone into hiding so you can eat potato chips out of its cushions and make friends with the dust mites until the end of time and not be bothered by big bad dirty couch haters like me. I know everything about you, Lady. There are no secrets from the all knowing Gunnar.
And it is quite obvious that it is YOU who want ME, otherwise you wouldn’t go to such lengths to hide your shameful secrets.
Void and Rizuan admit they love big girls and they are free and happy because of it. Why can’t you do the same? Just admit that you and the big fluffy funksponge are one, together entwined in a love embrace. Be proud of who you are. You are an FCA (Filthy Couch Admirer). You should start a support group or something. There’s gotta be more of you out there.
We can’t all be boring old vanilla hetero goons like me.
I have no idea what clever symbolic statement you are trying to make with that, but the image is oddly hypnotic.
If I end up going to a garage sale tomorrow and buying a dirty old couch I’m going to sue you.
[reply] i’m a muslim.
There are lot of (former) ministry fans here who are just sick & tired of uncle al bush-bashing
Damn, Maybe this stereo-typical but as a Muslim I figured you’d Love Al’s Hate for Bush. It’s kinda’ demonizing the guy that has demonized your religion.
Whatever…
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Bush was not a good president. Al’s a great guy. that being said, enough is enough. we get it, you hate Bush. moving on…
Velvet, you can’t really expect us to believe that you bought a new couch, can you?
Image is already deleted. What did I miss?
^
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say “Something FAT”.
oh hell, and i thought bbw was “bare backing white boys” , never mind…
That tumblr girl is cute…
how can she be that fat and have tits that small?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Maybe her fat ass drank all the milk.
she’s cute. i’d do her.