I am in lust with a man who frequents this forum, tell me, what would be the coolest thing I could do to get his attention?
Grumpysmurf I’m looking at you
I am in lust with a man who frequents this forum, tell me, what would be the coolest thing I could do to get his attention?
Grumpysmurf I’m looking at you
I think simply telling the man himself would be the best approach.
We men are a thickheaded sort. Ditch the subtlety and just let him know, in plain and simple terms.
…Or you could just stalk him. Some guys dig that. [:)]
Your call.
I am in lust with a man who frequents this forum, tell me, what would be the coolest thing I could do to get his attention?
Grumpysmurf I’m looking at you
Well, I’d need a picture of your face and the radius of your nipple size…I wouldn’t hold your breath though.
My name is Darla I want to give you deep dickin’ grymp!
My name is Darla I want to give you deep dickin’ grymp!
LOL Darla giving me “Deep Dicking”…Pass
Late,
grmpysmrf
Darla can I say thank you so much for the offer but no thanks.
Grumpy, I thought you would have more discerning tastes, I was actually looking at you cause you seem to want to suck his dick as well. Being a man yourself you might have some idea.
Thanks Ice, but I think I’ll go the stalking option for a little more. I am way too shy to profess my undying love to him. [blush]
Hey, no problem. Whatever works for you, do it. Just keep it legal.
How many more times can I quote the closer lyics before he gets it you think?
He’s coming over now, should I anser the door naked with Do ya think I’m sexy blaring?
“Closer?” Really? And the man doesn’t GET IT? Pssh.
Heheh… Rod Stewart or RevCo?
Either way, absolutely.
Revco of course!
I think I might be quoting the wrong part of closer…
as in the first verse, maybe he’s just really shy.
Right wish me luck he’ll be here very soon!
Heheh… You know it.
Did it work I hear you ask.
Well
maybe it did, and the absinthe helped. [:)]
MOST EXCELLENT.
Now can you guess who he is?
Now can you guess who he is?
Does anybody really care? I mean seriously? Nobody knows you here, who cares if you find love…take it to craigs list!
Now can you guess who he is?
I quote myself…
“We men are a thickheaded sort.”
[:)]
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Ah jizzwad you amchair physichiatrist
and grumpy do you feel left out sweetheart? Oh it’s ok. no one can tell you hav a major issew with women in authoratative position. Oh oh subordination here I come!
Ah jizzwad you amchair physichiatrist
and grumpy do you feel left out sweetheart? Oh it’s ok. no one can tell you hav a major issew with women in authoratative position. Oh oh subordination here I come!
Oh that was a good one… you showed us…[crazy]
oh… sweet… god…
damn…