Al...Last The Sucker to be released 9-18-07

[#ffffff]MINISTRY has set a September 18 release date for its new album, entitled “The Last Sucker”. The CD, which features a guest appearance by FEAR FACTORY frontman Burton Bell on two tracks (“End of Days Part I” and “End of Days Part II”, will be MINISTRY’s final album, and like its two predecessors — 2004’s “Houses of the Mole” and last year’s “Rio Grande Blood” — it will be politically minded blast at the administration of President George W. Bush.

Watch a video message from the group’s mainman Al Jourgensen announcing the new album release date at [/#ffffff][url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_j_jueZJ-Y”][#ffffff]YouTube[/#ffffff][#ffffff].
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Wow…funny intro! Cool to hear two snippets.

That’s only 10 weeks away, meaning it’ll be leaked in about 5 or 6 weeks. The snippets sound like RGB, but are too short to really judge. Back in '88, I never would’ve guessed they’d still be around in 2007. The end of Ministry…weird.

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How about a link to that youtube video?

Wouldn’t surprise me if it leaks sometime mid next month. Although, i give al credit this time. Didnt’ RGB leak MONTHS before the release date? I just remember it leaking ages before the masterbatour. It was a good two months early, I think when I got it.

yeah, rio grande got leaked almost two whole months before the actual release date. same story was with cocked and loaded, cocktail mixxx and animositisomina.

just for the record, tool’s album “10k days”, in it’s full form and in good quality was leaked in like, only 10 or 12 days before the release.

not to mention it sold a whole load more than rio grande blood. so tool must be doing something right in that area.

but, of course, we all know that al doesn’t care about the money.

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but, of course, we all know that al doesn’t care about the money. :smiley:

yeah ,he’s just happy to fade into obscurity, kinda like this message board will [:/]

For many bands the word retirement just means taking a break. Look at all the old farts touring right now years after they “broke up”.

Funny that that’s the same day as the USSA album.

coincidence? perhaps.

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[reply][#ffffff]MINISTRY has set a September 18 release date for its new album, entitled “The Last Sucker”. The CD, which features a guest appearance by FEAR FACTORY frontman Burton Bell on two tracks (“End of Days Part I” and “End of Days Part II”

FEAR FACTORY?!?!? Of all the cotton-pickin’ bands he could have teamed up with. This is the worst news I’ve heard in ages. And I’ve been privy to a fair bit of bad news recently.

[quote]and like its two predecessors — 2004’s “Houses of the Mole” and last year’s “Rio Grande Blood” — it will be politically minded blast at the administration of President George W. Bush.

Well colour me pink and slap me silly…!

cool. can’t wait to hear it.

[reply]Lotsa quick cuts of Al drinking and smoking.[/quote]

Sheesh! Can the guy ever appear on camera without drinking? How ‘rock-star’ of him.

Gee. Just like RGB, huh? Swell. Such frenzied originality!

I think the days of Ministry caring about being ‘original’ are long gone.

Here’s a longer article from Blabbermouth:

MINISTRY: ‘The Last Sucker’ Album Details Revealed - July 5, 2007
What do MINISTRY’s Al Jourgensen and President George W. Bush have in common? Besides not a whole heck of a lot, both will soon be moving on from their current gigs. Yes, the last-ever MINISTRY studio album, “The Last Sucker”, will be released on September 18 (13th Planet/Megaforce) followed by a world tour in 2008, and then, after 11 studio albums and 27 years, including four Grammy nominations (“N.W.O.” in 1993, “Bad Blood” in 2000, “The Great Satan” in 2005, and the “Rio Grande Blood” track “LiesLiesLies” in 2006), Jourgensen will lay MINISTRY to rest and focus on expanding his borderland compound, 13th Planet Records.

“I’ve got a lot of side-projects and new projects I want to focus on,” explained Jourgensen. “We have our our own label, 13th Planet Records, we’re building, and I want to sign, produce and collaborate with other artists. Being in the studio writing, recording and collaborating is my favorite part of this snake-oil industry. I’d rather be behind the console than behind the mic. Plus, I kinda like the synchronicity of Dubya and MINISTRY riding off into the sunset hand in hand.”

In addition to being MINISTRY’s final studio album, the 11-track “The Last Sucker” is the third in an unrelenting and uber-critical CD trilogy aimed at exposing the plethora of foils, failures and fabrications perpetrated by the George W. Bush administration. “The Last Sucker”, which follows “Houses of the Mole” (2004) and “Rio Grande Blood” (2006), is the final nail in the Dubya coffin. To represent the Prez accurately, Jourgensen interspersed snippets of Dubya sound bites and samples throughout “The Last Sucker”. “My engineer and I were hunched over a computer for nights on end listening to this fucking idiot until our minds were numb,” he said. “I mean, I’m absolutely stupider for listening to his drivel for such concentrated periods of time, but I viewed including these sound bites as a necessary evil.”

Another prime target in the Bush administration who takes it on the chin from Jourgensen’s finger-pointing on “The Last Sucker” is our beloved Veep. The track “The Dick Song” pretty much sums up Jourgensen’s sentiment: “I’ve got a person that scares me to death…First name is Dick and you all know the rest… Dick Cheney Son of Satan…He is the Chosen One.” The new album also features a propane-powered cover of THE DOORS’ “Roadhouse Blues”, and the album’s dual closers, “The End of Days” (Parts One and Two) captures every single element of MINISTRY’s pioneering uniqueness in the world of industrial music.

“The Last Sucker” was produced and recorded this past spring by Jourgensen at his 13th Planet compound just outside of El Paso, TX, and sees the return of “Rio Grande Blood” musicians Thomas Victor (PRONG) on guitars, Paul Raven (KILLING JOKE, PRONG) on bass, with newcomer guitarist Sin Quirin from THE REVOLTING COCKS 2006 touring line-up. Jourgensen and his engineer John “Bixby” Bilberry handled all the drum programming. In addition, Burton C. Bell from FEAR FACTORY makes a vocal appearance on “Die In A Crash”, as well as the album’s final two songs, “End of Days” parts One and Two.

Jourgensen, whom the Chicago Sun-Times’ music critic Jim DeRogatis called “smart, outrageous [and] bitingly funny,” remembered, “I lived through Watergate. I was twelve years old and already briefed and reading the [Watergate] papers, so I was very cognizant at an early age of the corruption that can exist in the U.S. government. So I don’t grab my heart and have a heart attack over the ‘shock’ of how corrupt things are today.”

“The Last Sucker” track listing:

  1. Let’s Go
  2. Watch Yourself
  3. Life Is Good
  4. The Dick Song
  5. The Last Sucker
  6. No Glory
  7. Death and Destruction
  8. Roadhouse Blues
  9. Die In A Crash
  10. End of Days Part One
  11. End of Days Part Two

Here we go again…

snore

Another attack on Bush. I bet even he’s bored by now.

“The Dick Song”?! “Dick Cheney is Satan”… uh-oh

Well I’ll be buying it along with everyone else so prove me wrong Al, please.

What I’m really looking forward to is a B-Sides and Rarities album from when Paul Barker was a member of the band (aka when the band wasn’t generic thrash shit with Bush samples in every fucking song).

World tour eh… again I’m not going to hold my breath. Last time they made up posters and sold tix and still didn’t come. Well, we’ll see…

What I’m really looking forward to is a B-Sides and Rarities album from when Paul Barker was a member of the band (aka when the band wasn’t generic thrash shit with Bush samples in every fucking song).

I concur.

In addition to being MINISTRY’s final studio album, the 11-track “The Last Sucker” is the third in an unrelenting and uber-critical CD trilogy aimed at exposing the plethora of foils, failures and fabrications perpetrated by the George W. Bush administration.

Yeah…if by ‘exposing’ you mean using peepee and doodoo jokes to poke fun of the ruling government. A noble endeavour for a grown man fast approaching 50 wouldn’t you say?!?

“My engineer and I were hunched over a computer for nights on end listening to this fucking idiot until our minds were numb,” he said. “I mean, I’m absolutely stupider for listening to his drivel for such concentrated periods of time, but I viewed including these sound bites as a necessary evil.”

Aha. Good to see yr spending yr time so productively.
So the president’s an ass, eh! Thanks fer pointing that out, Ally ol’ chap. Perhaps you could counteract this stupidity on behalf of yr appointed leader and actually create something inspiring. Or would that go against yr newfound tough guy image?? Pffft.

Another prime target in the Bush administration who takes it on the chin from Jourgensen’s finger-pointing on “The Last Sucker” is our beloved Veep. The track “The Dick Song” pretty much sums up Jourgensen’s sentiment: “I’ve got a person that scares me to death…First name is Dick and you all know the rest… Dick Cheney Son of Satan…He is the Chosen One.”

The Dick Song??? Is this Ministry or Blink 182? Oh…sorry, even Blink 182 outrun nuMinistry in terms of artistic integrity and originality these days.

[i]And in other news, Ministry founder Alain ‘hey kids, drugs are ace’ Jourgenson will team up with Canadian kiddy punks Sum41 for a forthcoming album ridiculing the republican leader, tentatively titled ‘I Hate The Prez - The Prez Sux Bad’. Jourgenson is said to have fulfilled a life long dream by appearing on the front cover of a punk record holding a picture of the president while wiping his bottom with an American flag.

Republican spokesmen refused to comment - although the entire party is said to be “very shaken” over this news.[/i]

The new album also features a propane-powered cover of THE DOORS’ “Roadhouse Blues”, and the album’s dual closers, “The End of Days” (Parts One and Two) captures every single element of MINISTRY’s pioneering uniqueness in the world of industrial music.

Roudhouse Blues eh! Oh boy.

In addition, Burton C. Bell from FEAR FACTORY makes a vocal appearance on “Die In A Crash”, as well as the album’s final two songs, “End of Days” parts One and Two.

A HA HA HA HA !!!

  1. Let’s Go
  2. Watch Yourself
  3. Life Is Good
  4. The Dick Song
  5. The Last Sucker
  6. No Glory
  7. Death and Destruction
  8. Roadhouse Blues
  9. Die In A Crash
  10. End of Days Part One
  11. End of Days Part Two

!!

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In addition to being MINISTRY’s final studio album, the 11-track “The Last Sucker” is the third in an unrelenting and uber-critical CD trilogy aimed at exposing the plethora of foils, failures and fabrications perpetrated by the George W. Bush administration.

Yeah…if by ‘exposing’ you mean using peepee and doodoo jokes to poke fun of the ruling government. A noble endeavour for a grown man fast approaching 50 wouldn’t you say?!?

“My engineer and I were hunched over a computer for nights on end listening to this fucking idiot until our minds were numb,” he said. “I mean, I’m absolutely stupider for listening to his drivel for such concentrated periods of time, but I viewed including these sound bites as a necessary evil.”

Aha. Good to see yr spending yr time so productively.
So the president’s an ass, eh! Thanks fer pointing that out, Ally ol’ chap. Perhaps you could counteract this stupidity on behalf of yr appointed leader and actually create something inspiring. Or would that go against yr newfound tough guy image?? Pffft.

Another prime target in the Bush administration who takes it on the chin from Jourgensen’s finger-pointing on “The Last Sucker” is our beloved Veep. The track “The Dick Song” pretty much sums up Jourgensen’s sentiment: “I’ve got a person that scares me to death…First name is Dick and you all know the rest… Dick Cheney Son of Satan…He is the Chosen One.”

The Dick Song??? Is this Ministry or Blink 182? Oh…sorry, even Blink 182 outrun nuMinistry in terms of artistic integrity and originality these days.

[i]And in other news, Ministry founder Alain ‘hey kids, drugs are ace’ Jourgenson will team up with Canadian kiddy punks Sum41 for a forthcoming album ridiculing the republican leader, tentatively titled ‘I Hate The Prez - The Prez Sux Bad’. Jourgenson is said to have fulfilled a life long dream by appearing on the front cover of a punk record holding a picture of the president while wiping his bottom with an American flag.

Republican spokesmen refused to comment - although the entire party is said to be “very shaken” over this news.[/i]

The new album also features a propane-powered cover of THE DOORS’ “Roadhouse Blues”, and the album’s dual closers, “The End of Days” (Parts One and Two) captures every single element of MINISTRY’s pioneering uniqueness in the world of industrial music.

Roudhouse Blues eh! Oh boy.

In addition, Burton C. Bell from FEAR FACTORY makes a vocal appearance on “Die In A Crash”, as well as the album’s final two songs, “End of Days” parts One and Two.

A HA HA HA HA !!!

  1. Let’s Go
  2. Watch Yourself
  3. Life Is Good
  4. The Dick Song
  5. The Last Sucker
  6. No Glory
  7. Death and Destruction
  8. Roadhouse Blues
  9. Die In A Crash
  10. End of Days Part One
  11. End of Days Part Two

!![/reply]

methinks someone has too much freetime on their hands…