Al Jourgensen: The Comic Book to Premiere at Comic Con 2014.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/al-jourgensen-creates-comic-book-series-becomes-super-hero/

Guess he wasn’t bullshitting. I’m interested in seeing how forced the album themes are going to seem in context of the stories.

Saw this earlier, it sounds awful. I see it being cancelled before the run finishes.

Sounds terrible. And I’m sure the concepts and artwork will be as awful as the last couple album covers.

It does sound completely awful.

Yes.

I want it.

I love Rock and Roll Comics, though. They’re always terrible. I have ones for The Who, AC/DC, Ozzy, Dead Kennedys . . . .

revealing and critically-acclaimed autobiography

it was a critically acclaimed book??

The main thread will focus on aliens, conspiracy theories, the occult and the vile and corrupt world of governments… and of course record labels.

meaning, just like the bio, music aint the focus.

The idea for a MINISTRY comic book was conceived by MINISTRY manager Angelina Jourgensen.

oh rearry…

As his power grows, he sees truths that others don’t: chilling realities about everything from the true intentions of those who really run the planet

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, add some ostriches and raccoons to that or something…

ok, so what you guys think, who would be al’s sidekick in this book? i mean, every superhero has one, right? how about tall skinny guy in glasses?

ok, so what you guys think, who would be al’s sidekick in this book? i mean, every superhero has one, right? how about tall skinny guy in glasses?

That would be the OBVIOUS (and workable) choice as every psycho has to have a straight-man, or vice versa. But we’ll probably get Hector . . . the dude from the cover of “Relapse”.

From the title, it sounds like it’s going to be about Al discovering the joys of tritones.

ok, so what you guys think, who would be al’s sidekick in this book? i mean, every superhero has one, right? how about tall skinny guy in glasses?

Then, it turns out he was an agent of evil the entire time. [url http://www.dramabutton.com]dun duh DUN

First I never heard of the bum…Second and third and infinitely last Al nor Angie have superpowers in real life so they have to retreat to writing fairytales and comic books to have superpowers that neither of them possess. Al had nothing to do with the public corruption thing and just joined the bandwagon. They are deluded drunks who wish they had magical abilities that they never will.

Let’s see Al and Angie, what’s the next headline tomorrow? It’s your turn now…That’s what I thought

AL and Angie and all those around them are a bunch of wannabe clairvoyants. Nothing special trying to delude themselves and others that they are magical…What did I tell you last night…Mine never lie…Al is a con artist…

So how much money they are getting for this? Shiesters

AL and Angie and all those around them are a bunch of wannabe clairvoyants. Nothing special trying to delude themselves and others that they are magical…What did I tell you last night…Mine never lie…Al is a con artist…

For someone who hates Al so much you sure do spend a lot of energy on here. What did he refuse to let you suck his dick? Hey, even rock stars can spot skank mouth.

[reply]AL and Angie and all those around them are a bunch of wannabe clairvoyants. Nothing special trying to delude themselves and others that they are magical…What did I tell you last night…Mine never lie…Al is a con artist…

For someone who hates Al so much you sure do spend a lot of energy on here. What did he refuse to let you suck his dick? Hey, even rock stars can spot skank mouth.[/reply]

Obviously AL is not too picky and has low standards and so do you

[reply][reply]AL and Angie and all those around them are a bunch of wannabe clairvoyants. Nothing special trying to delude themselves and others that they are magical…What did I tell you last night…Mine never lie…Al is a con artist…

For someone who hates Al so much you sure do spend a lot of energy on here. What did he refuse to let you suck his dick? Hey, even rock stars can spot skank mouth.[/reply]

Obviously AL is not too picky and has low standards and so do you[/reply]

Fuck off skank jealous loser. You aren’t even a woman are you? Tranny? That’s my guess

[reply][reply][reply]AL and Angie and all those around them are a bunch of wannabe clairvoyants. Nothing special trying to delude themselves and others that they are magical…What did I tell you last night…Mine never lie…Al is a con artist…

For someone who hates Al so much you sure do spend a lot of energy on here. What did he refuse to let you suck his dick? Hey, even rock stars can spot skank mouth.[/reply]

Obviously AL is not too picky and has low standards and so do you[/reply]

Fuck off skank jealous loser. You aren’t even a woman are you? Tranny? That’s my guess[/reply]

HAHAH he tried to kiss me in my beautiful face…you are so ugly he had to bend you over…butterface

Did he try to suck your dick too?

Did he try to suck your dick too?

No he said I was a beautiful woman…Did he ever tell you that.

Tell me your name and I’ll ask him about you tonight

Tell me your name and I’ll ask him about you tonight

LOL…he doesn’t know you from EVE

Tell me your name and I’ll ask him.

Tell me your name and I’ll ask him.

He didn’t even remember who the hell you and your asshole were