I had a slumber party for my daughter at my house. I walked in the room with them and one of them was drinking a soda from my fridge. They should have all been drinking juice boxes. I asked her about it and she said she can handle it and showed me a tattoo that she put on from the party favor bag we game them. I didn’t know what to do so I walked away. What should I do? Should I call her parents? Not invite her anymore? Hide my soda? I am all out of ideas and worried sick about this. And, I am also kind of sad that a 8 year old intimidated me. Help.
Soda is the gateway to energy drinks…
It all depends on what kind of tattoo that kid was rockin’.
Sprite and 7up are gateway sodas.
It all depends on what kind of tattoo that kid was rockin’.
And where it was.
There’s nothing I can say that will make this better for you.
You would basically have to (1) ask for your testicles to be returned to and then (2) try and reattach them yourself, because no doctor would be willing to help you knowing how you lost them in the first place.
But then again I am just retarded and not crippled so only take half my advice. In keeping with my state, I would recommend step 2 to be followed as step 1 came from the part of me that is not crippled. I am not crippled. I do like crinkled chips though
You call it ‘soda’?
You’re beyond help.
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You call it ‘soda’?
You’re beyond help.
Do you mean as opposed to "soft drink’,‘pop’ or just ‘Coke’?
I saw some map recently that had it broken down as to the term used in each city and state in the US…I usually just say ‘Coke’…especially since I would never ask for a ‘Pepsi’…
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Nah. I’m pretty sure it’s a serious topic. If we don’t nip this 8 year old soda thieving in the bud now that little bastard will be knocking off liquor stores and pickin’ up Johns behind AM/PM by the time he’s 12. I’ve seen it happen. It’s not pretty.
[reply]You call it ‘soda’?
You’re beyond help.
Do you mean as opposed to "soft drink’,‘pop’ or just ‘Coke’?
I saw some map recently that had it broken down as to the term used in each city and state in the US…I usually just say ‘Coke’…especially since I would never ask for a ‘Pepsi’…[/reply]
I don’t drink it…but we say ‘pop’.
You’re all living in the wrong place - it’s ‘fizzy drink’
the answer, of course, is drugs
I had a slumber party for my daughter at my house. I walked in the room with them and one of them was drinking a soda from my fridge. They should have all been drinking juice boxes. I asked her about it and she said she can handle it and showed me a tattoo that she put on from the party favor bag we game them. I didn’t know what to do so I walked away. What should I do? Should I call her parents? Not invite her anymore? Hide my soda? I am all out of ideas and worried sick about this. And, I am also kind of sad that a 8 year old intimidated me. Help.
So, you had a slumber party with some little girls and one of them took a soda without asking…? Your first mistake was not urinating on your fridge while staring into her eyes to show your dominance. You could have done this before or after the “tickle fight” or at least before you took them down into the basement to play “dress up” in front of Uncle Spanky’s magic camera. It would have still had the same impact.
Use your brain next time, ya dumb faggot.
3-way?
[reply][reply]I had a slumber party for my daughter at my house. I walked in the room with them and one of them was drinking a soda from my fridge. They should have all been drinking juice boxes. I asked her about it and she said she can handle it and showed me a tattoo that she put on from the party favor bag we game them. I didn’t know what to do so I walked away. What should I do? Should I call her parents? Not invite her anymore? Hide my soda? I am all out of ideas and worried sick about this. And, I am also kind of sad that a 8 year old intimidated me. Help.
So, you had a slumber party with some little girls and one of them took a soda without asking…? Your first mistake was not urinating on your fridge while staring into her eyes to show your dominance. You could have done this before or after the “tickle fight” or at least before you took them down into the basement to play “dress up” in front of Uncle Spanky’s magic camera. It would have still had the same impact.
Use your brain next time, ya dumb faggot.[/reply]
We don’t have a basement so your entire post is invalid.[/reply]
Ah, don’t have a basement anymore. Destroyed all evidence. Smart man. You clearly aren’t in need of any advice.
I think it’s a matter of semantics. When you permantly install a Slip ‘n’ Slide and a Twister board, have a freezer permanently stocked with Push-Ups and a TV that only plays Cartoon Network and Super Nintendo it gets reclassified as “The Game Room”.
Things got kinda weird.