Are you seriously whining that your glorious introductory thread was derailed by my even more glorious idiocy…on a message board where nearly every thread is derailed?
Derailing? Derailing? Oh!! You mean like by doing this sort of thing…?
Hello, Ambulance, I am Gerda Barker in disguise. … At least I think I am.
I didn’t know I was until some other posters deftly discovered my true identity. They definitely can’t be wrong, so the only logical explanation is that I am Gerda and didn’t know it because I’m dissociative.
Hello, Ambulance, I am Gerda Barker in disguise. … At least I think I am.
I didn’t know I was until some other posters deftly discovered my true identity. They definitely can’t be wrong, so the only logical explanation is that I am Gerda and didn’t know it because I’m dissociative.
bullshit, your posts make sense AND you’re not plugging a book.
Late
Hello, Ambulance, I am Gerda Barker in disguise. … At least I think I am.
Disguise? Yeah, right. Makes me think of those stupid original Superman TV series where no one could tell Clark Kent was Superman because he was wearing glasses.
“You know, Clark, without your glasses you look kind of like . . . oh, nevermind.”
bullshit, your posts make sense AND you’re not plugging a book. Late
I really don’t know what to believe anymore. [:(]
Before yesterday, I thought I was a twentysomething whose most recent accomplishments include getting fired from my minimum wage job and being dumped by my girlfriend for an airhead who believes that she shares a soul with a video game character.
[reply]bullshit, your posts make sense AND you’re not plugging a book. Late
I really don’t know what to believe anymore. [:(]
Before yesterday, I thought I was a twentysomething whose most recent accomplishments include getting fired from my minimum wage job and being dumped by my girlfriend for an airhead who believes that she shares a soul with a video game character.[/reply]
Yabbadabbadoooo!
Maybe you should start a thread to introduce yourself properly, Laughy. I’m sure people here would be fascinated to know all about you.
Maybe you should start a thread to introduce yourself properly, Laughy. I’m sure people here would be fascinated to know all about you.
I kinda doubt that. Besides, there’s really nothing else to me.[/reply]
All right then, Fella. Sorry we won’t be sippin’ Juleps on the porch or going bowhunting together anytime soon. Catch ya on the flipside, Bucko![/reply]
Male bonding would have been futile, anyway, as I lack a Y chromosome.
We could have worked something out, Corky. I’m sure you have a few extra chromosomes to spare.
Now, now. Many people with Down’s Syndrome are productive members of society - they don’t deserve to be lumped in with garden variety ne’er-do-wells like myself.
[reply]We could have worked something out, Corky. I’m sure you have a few extra chromosomes to spare.
Now, now. Many people with Down’s Syndrome are productive members of society - they don’t deserve to be lumped in with garden variety ne’er-do-wells like myself.[/reply]
Good point. To call you a retard is an insult to retarded people. Got it.
Thanks for clearing that up.
[reply][reply]We could have worked something out, Corky. I’m sure you have a few extra chromosomes to spare.
Now, now. Many people with Down’s Syndrome are productive members of society - they don’t deserve to be lumped in with garden variety ne’er-do-wells like myself.[/reply]
Good point. To call you a retard is an insult to retarded people. Got it.
Thanks for clearing that up.[/reply]
Yes, definitely. I’m constantly trying to better myself, however, no matter how futile it might seem.
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You like many of the “heavier” types of bands?
Other heavy bands? A bit of early Sepultura, Celtic Frost, Wolf Eyes, Neurosis, Corrupted, Deicide, Earth, Fantomas and Cathedral.[/reply]
[laugh] Your taste in music is horrible. I can only hope your stay here is a short one.[/reply]
Your signature really reminds me of the part in the “Just One Fix” video where Al and Paul picked up those two teenage boys. I mean, what was up with that, anyway?