Reminder!
A new season of 60 Days In starts one week from today! Set your DVRs so we actually have something to talk about on this board again.
Haha!
Duck yeah! I’m all in!!!
My DVR must have still been set from 3+ years ago because it bumped up some “Top 20 Moments” special with a bunch of select clips. It should come as no surprise that not one single clip came from the “Narcoland” season. Holy fuck, I didn’t think we’d ever bounce back from that one, haha!!!
I gotta find which service streams it
Yeah, I caught the tail end of that, which is what caused me to post. The top 5 was pretty good!
“You told Gabi you were working undercover for the Sheriff’s department. You put the program and everyone’s lives at risk.”
“Nah, Gabi’s cool. She won’t tell nobody.”
“She already literally told EVERYBODY.”
“. . .about 2 minutes after you left.”
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Well boys,we can only go upward after the Narcolepsy Land debacle of a season…DVR is set…I’m stoked…
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Not gonna lie. I still wish they’d thrown that 1st season fuckhead Robert back into general population to get the cell block gang rape he earned for himself.
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He was the absolute fucking worst…
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That poser ass fake macho man was pretty bad too. The dime store redneck that was flying the evacuation flag 15 minutes after intake. “I know the whole operation! I’m gonna blow it all up if ya don’t get me out right now!”
Then at the reunión he’s like, “They put it in a stamp and…”. And Abner is like, “Stamping?” (Or whatever it was called)…“Yeah, they been doing that forever. That’s not news.” And all the officers are like, “Yeah, everyone knows this. That’s not even why we put you in the jail.”
And remember there was one pusscake that tapped out even before intake? Haha! He went through the training class and then threw in the towel… while eating minibar peanuts and watching “Storage Wars” at the fucking Ramada Inn, haha!
Yeah, he was like a Youth Counselor or something. I remember that idiot.
I think we’d have SOME respect for them if they just came clean and said they were scared shitless. Instead, they always have some pathetic attempt at saving face… “I just realized that I already know everything and I’m probably too tough for everyone and I don’t want to make everyone else feel bad about themselves, so, yeah, I’m going to do everyone a favor and pull out. I really wanted to stay, though, seriously.”
Well, this season is all former inmates, so that should cut down on the wimp factor.
Good first episode. All the participants seem good, but we’ll see how long they last. Already starting to see some big talkers.
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Thanks for the reminder,acid!! How could I forget…gonna check it out tonight
I’ve got it recorded and will see it on Sunday. I caught the first 10 minutes which already got me excited. The “I got a killer headache” montage was great, haha!!
Wow,lots to unpack…first off the warden looked and talked exactly like Louis Farrakhan…and uh he has Shaq with him haha…this is a pretty good assortments of participants this time with a broad variety of crimes under their belts… definitely like the concept of them all being ex-inmates…should add a new dynamic that is desperately needed after the debacle of the Narcolepsy season…
Looks like a huge focus will be on the ex-Latin Kings dude…the guy who got stabbed and nearly died after getting out of the gang…he said he would do 100 days if need be and I kind of believe him…after you live through being stabbed that many times I imagine you feel you can live through anything…or at least that is what I thought initially…seems that 23/1 for 2 weeks can bring even the most hardened fucker to collapse…
the second inmate they put the spotlight on(the 48year old heavy set woman),might not be long for the game…that woman’s facility was a fucking nightmare haha…way more like an insane asylum than a jail…
“YOU WILL NEVER SEE YO KIDS AGAIN”!!!
Third inmate had a fucking child born while he was in this fucking thing…wow…anyway they seem like they have a good format this time around and I’m all in.
Regardless this show continues to at the very least re-affirm the notion that you never ever fuckin ever want to go to jail or prison …not for 60 days,not for 60 min and not for 60 seconds…
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“316 has herpes! And her pussy needs to be on quarantine!!!”
Honestly, that scene showing just a few minutes of the deafening madness that is the women’s side in quarantine lockdown was enough to fuck my head up. Can you imagine 23 hours of that non-stop screaming, shouting, banging. Bright fluorescent lights the whole time. Night and day has no meaning and you’d lose your mind so fast. Hell, I know I would.
And yeah, haha! I like that Shaq is there, for no other reason than I feel we almost need at least a minor element of light and positivity. I was zoning out on the Internet and suddenly looked up like, “The fuck? Is that Shaq? Holy shit!”
I was outside an Orlando Magic game one time in the early 90s when I was going to college in Orlando…we were standing by the gate out in the parking lot and Shaq walked out…he walked right by me…I gotta tell you that nothing prepares you for the sheer size and bulk of that fucking guy…as imposing as he looks on tv it’s ten times that in person…an absolute Goliath…
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I gotta find some app that streams it!