“…yeah, I got some clone, a shank, 63 dollars…”
And with the guard standing over him at the door.
Tony is rad because he makes his shit play like real life cartoons.
“Hey, look over there! It’s OJ!” [Guard turns head, Tony grabs a shitload of contraband.]
FYI: The Aftermath will be a 2-parter…
Isn’t it fake weed? Synthetic weed?
Yeah, it’s that shit they sell at gas stations and head shops at the register. Synthetic weed is probably closer to right. LOL if you look at the packaging is says “not for human consumption.” the FDA can’t keep up with it because once they ban it the makers change one ingredient and put it back on the market as something else.
This kid (I think it was him) made headlines a few years back cause he hanged himself in his garage after smoking it.
Wow I got some serious cringey douche chills watching part 1 of this reunion hahaha…oh man, blondie the cop was just unbearable… carrying on with the crying… I just couldn’t take it…political science guy got all pissed off,that was funny and everyone basically just continued to rip on him and give him back handed compliments…but he handled the ribbing pretty well…
Tony and Action Jackson just sat around exuding confidence as you would expect…I thought it was cool that they both admitted that they thought about tapping out at some point throughout their incarceration…only born again girl said she never thought about tapping out…and I think we all know what that’s about…
and then they bring back the 2 sad sack losers(the ex marine and CO) who tapped out the earliest…man,that was brutal to watch…the cringe was so fucking hard!!! What did it take to get these guys to come back and do this reunion? Is whatever money you get worth it? Why would you subject yourself to that? I assume it was in the initial contract but still god damn…some of the cuts to Tony watching the footage of these guys tapping out was hilarious…
Then we round it out with Gluten Free and Born Again bitch…2 people I found insufferable throughout the season…nothing changed while watching this reunion…I would love to see what happened if they actually scrapped…there is clearly no love lost between the two…didn’t feel manufactured either…felt there was genuine dislike there…they are both so easy to dislike hahaha…and then as a kicker they show the footage of Gluten Free giving her bunk mate the urine for her test…
It was a pretty fun show …look forward to the 2nd wave participants in Part 2…the previews made it seem like it will be a bit juicer and more charged that Part 1…we’ll see…
FUCK YEAH!!! Starting now! I’m waiting until after I’ve seen this episode to read Queer’s comments, but I’ve had a few glasses of wine and I am fucking STOKED!!! Will write some thoughts in a bit . . .
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
This shit did not disappoint!
So, yeah, action Jackson backed down pretty fuckin quick about beating up cornfed chief. At least he wasn’t as assholish on the reunion show as he was in the jail. I like him a little better now. I wish they would’ve let him tell us what he does for a living… I know he said he had a stint selling insurance but he didnt say what he was doing now.
I even liked the jawing back and forth between tony and action jackson. They both said their piece laughed about it and was quickly over it. I don’t think Tony likes Action Jackson but he can get along with him. I liked how Dennis and Tony both flipped out on CO Williams fuckin with everyone. Action Jackson has no chance against Tony. He keeps talking about how he’s a quarter back well Tony’s a fuckin linemen (So is Chief Peeks) he has no chance!!!
Yeah lady cop was boring and stupid…
Yeah, nerdy boy was funny, Poor kid looked like he was gonna cry watching that footage. But yeah everyone giving him backhanded compliments was fucked up. The worst one was lady cop though… “you’re just a good person, you don’t belong here, you’re rare” or whatever stupid shit she said. Ugh barf city!! and the other fucked thing was the Sheriff… “i wouldn’t parachute into Iraq if the only training I had was as a cub scout” Well, what the fuck did you pick him for then? And he did better than two guys, one of which actually did probably parachute into Iraq. Although, Nerdy lied a little bit, he said he was never in any danger but he had people yanking his e cigarette. He got his walkman jacked… He wasn’t in any danger cause he rolled over. If was very much in danger if he stood his ground.
Alright, Glutten and jesus freak. I give the fight to gluten if they were to throw down. And look at Jesus confessing the sins of the devil… “I judged you.” “I’m an intolerant person” “and her constant complaining pissed me off” You know all the traits that Jesus teaches in the bible!! “I was gonna beat your ass. for being a fake bitch.” “HAHA that’a laughable that you think you would win!” That’s that humility and asking for forgiveness that Jesus teaches, right there on display! Way to set the example Jesus Freak. LOL What a fake fuckin christian. Or maybe she’s just a standard Christian. Most Christian’s I know behave, for the most part, like her.
A&E totally let lady Cop off the hook, because I remember her bitching about Gluten’s complaining too, but they chose to got the Pee rout. Which was bullshit and she knows it because gluten woulda got her ass beat by multiple people if she didn’t pee for that chick. (Chief Peeks looked distressed, I wonder if he can go back and charge her for aiding and abetting?)
The dudes that tapped early… Fuckin’ stupid, they clearly just had those dudes on just to pile on more humiliation to the already humiliation of tapping early. I could see Chris Farley doing this interview "Hey remember when you tapped out in intake? That was bitch move huh?
Anyway I’m stoked for round two next week.
HAHA!!! Tony is so great. Action Jackson was really likable. His smile and laugh is really infectious. When he admitted to selling insurance I thought it was a great moment.
I’m so glad that the early tapout dudes came in open and humble. Kinda hard to hate them when they at least own their failures and accept critique.
I’m really looking forward to seeing Bad Back Billy get torn up next week.
I will never, for the life of me, understand why they don’t film these fucking reunions after the fucking show has aired. . . (It offends me as a producer)
That said, this was still pretty good. Ditto to a lot of what was said above. Tony is fucking hilarious. His reaction to that one dude tapping out during Intake was so fucking funny.
Can’t wait for part 2.
Not at all true. They know exactly when it’s going to air. They could have filmed this reunion last week, the morning after the finale aired. They would have 6.5 days to post this ep. It’s fucking ridiculous.
I think they do it before because how many people would really wanna come back after all the fucked up shit they show. I’m sure Stupid jesus bitch wouldn’t come back after all the shit she talked. I don’t think blond cop woulda come back either after all the crying she did. Basically I think they do it before it airs so the contestants don’t see how the show portrays them and get all pissed.
Round 2 was ok, The best part was when back and head pain guy came in and everybody clowned on him for being a bitch.
Tony: “did you tap out?”
Mark(?): “Yes, I tapped out.”
Tony: “So, I was right. Next question.”
Even the lesbian chick was like “we all saw it in you how scared you were, we were trying to prepare you.”
Too fuckin funny. “But Tony said he was gonna take my stuff! that wasn’t nice!”
Then he tried to say that nobody fucked with him while he was there. Yeah, no shit nobody took your stuff you were only there for, like, 3 days and never left your cell.
Oh, and the other bitch thing he said was that he was a cop and cops don’t make judgements against people without knowing the person. What a crock of shit, one of the things cops are known for is profiling people. I really wish they woulda showed him running to the van when he got out. “thought your back hurt bruh.?”
I also noticed that after the first break when they were done talking to him he wasn’t on the panel anymore. He wasn’t even back when they brought phase 1 back into the room. You could tell he was a shitty cop. He wants to be right even though all of the evidence shows he’s wrong and was acting all stupid aggressive about it. Could you imagine that guy pulling someone over? Oof, what a nightmare!
I like that Tony was wearing a gold chain with like an Uzi or an AK47 on it. That guy Is the most confident dude ever!
Nobody watched this?
I watched it! Everyone was pretty much as expected.
Shitty Cop was shitty and looked like a total bitch.
I also wish they showed everyone the footage of him doing cartwheels out of the pen and then refusing to go to a doctor. But he was so transparent they didn’t even need it. What a pile of shit.
As expected, Tony stole the show. He was so great when he was clowning Shitty Cop. The other highlight was when the host asked if anyone would do another run and Tony’s like, “Shit, I’m ready to go back in NOW!”
Lesbo was super annoying with her continued talking down to the Sheriff and Chief. Seriously, slow your roll, Bitch. All you did was flirt with a hot piece of ass and then stick your thumb up your butt when she left so please just check your self-righteous superior attitude at the fucking door.
I am up visiting family so I am skipping over your guys reviews until I can get back and wAtch it on tues
Right on the money. I thought she was pretty weak too, and as much as it pains me to say it, because he was such a dickhead in the beginning, I thought action Jackson got better intel than Beard guy. They say he made in roads into the K-laan and the neho notsees (misspelled on purpose, we don’t need any of those dickheads coming here based on a google word search) but they didn’t show any of footage of that. If I remember correctly, a black dude got him his chew. So, I think that was chief Peeks saying that Beard was the top 2 just to swipe at Action Jackson. I get it, but still petty. He made his point when he said “I do this shit for a job. Let’s turn those cameras off and talk about it.”
Yeah, I would put Action as my #2 and he would have been a fucking force if they let him carry over to Phase 2. Grizz is cool, but he’s slow and steady and would need more time to really bloom. 1/2 tin of Copenhagen… way to go, Bro.
And yeah, this whole “in with the AB…” shit is kinda dumb. That’s just dynamics of being white in jail. Ya get scouted by the honkies. But Doughboy2 about two years back thought he was 2nd in command of the whites too, haha! Just tell him it’s White TV Day, though and we’ll see how much power he actually had.
Grizz is really strong, don’t get me wrong. But he’s a distance runner. Action JACKSON is a sprinter. And the program is 60 Days, not 4 years.
Holy Roller was horrible. I can’t even waste my time with her. And yeah, I’ll call her a “fake Christian” too, and even if God’s love, power of the Word, etc. was all she brought to the table, well, I’m sorry, but she failed at that too. Gluten-Free challenges her shitty little pride and suddenly she’s all street with acting like she’s gonna go rough and tear a bitch up. Save it for Sunday, Holey. You already folded your cards.
By contrast, there have been other players that brought their faith/ religion with them but were able to perform well, maintain integrity, and also display proper self-awareness and ability to recognize where they may have fallen short. Mormon Dad and Abner are prime examples.
Oh yeah ok watching the bald headed guy get bitch slapped by the rest of the panel was the highlight of this one…that guy is fucking pathetic…he comes off as such a fucking prick…could you imagine having to deal with that guy if he pulled you over or something…Jesus Christ what a dickhead…he was worthless…
I also echo what you guys said about the lesbian chick…she just comes off all sanctimonious and self-righteous…just shut the fuck up already…you didn’t accomplish jack shit in there and you were boring as fuck…I find her pretty unbearable…she couldn’t even make a jailhouse lesbian flirtation exciting…
I though they let gluten free off pretty easily regarding the urine thing…thought they were gonna press her a bit harder…and yeah agree that Christian girl was just useless…couldn’t imagine being in a room with her for more that 3 min…have fun back in the real world with your speaking in tongues horseshit…
Most interesting thing about the black chick were her cell mates and the threats that they threw around with the greatest of ease…
Grizzly wasn’t very effective but the dude was pretty likeable…seems like a guy who would be easy to hang with…
A couple of good moments when they brought both groups in together…was cool to hear Tony talk a bit about his process…he was just unrelenting and unapologetic and defiant til the end hahaha…love that cat…
Like Gunner said, Action Jackson was a strong #2…he had his own style and he played it well…
At the end of it all Tony is the obvious champ of the season and will go down as the best player to ever play the game on this show…and as grumps pointed out that necklace Tony wore was money…this season was a lot of fun to watch…a
Comeback of the fucking century too.
Let’s just take a moment and remember that the season that preceeded this was Narcolepsyland. Holy shit. Rock Fucking Bottom.