Get back in there,grumps…this was a very good episode…one of my tops of the season…
Yeah, great episode.
I so badly want to see Tony fight a motherfucker. ESPECIALLY a big dumb bitch like Champagne. And, yeah, that was hilarious when he pulled the mat from under his bed and he had a full bodega, hahaha!!! I absolutely LOVE Tony. He’s completely unmatched and 1000 times better than any participant ever. Hell, he’s better than any INMATE!!! The dude is a fucking beast and they need a separate cell just for his big swingin’ balls! What I love best about Tony is that he is not only excelling at every step, he’s HAVING A BLAST!!! Queer is totally right… if Tony had to stay a full year in there he’d be totally fine.
That really sucks that Vanessa got holed up with the most ruthless monsters in the whole jail. Usually when these fuckers get called out it’s because they do something stupid and really fly a flag that compromises their story. But not Vanessa. She was just laying low. But those are some hard ass bitches and they didn’t even need to run Intel or test her. They can seriously just smell you and know you’re fake. I very rarely side with a tapout, but I’m just going to say it. She’s right to call in the extraction (it seems to be hinted at by the clips) because those dragons will absolutely cut her without even flinching and they are poised for the kill. Scary shit, actually.
Hillbilly Jim is doing just fine. He’s got his own style and he’s trying new shit. I like him. Also, imagine how sweet his victory must have felt. Putting that first pinch in your lip and getting a bit of buzz. Goddamn, it must be the best dip he’s ever had and will ever have.
I really hope this show has learned its lesson.
We don’t want fish-out-of-water anymore.
We want some fucking thoroughbreds!!!
God bless you, Tony! You alone brought this series from lower than the bottom of the deepest barrel to a new level of greatness.
Hell, Tony! You need a new Do-Boy, you holla me, Dawg!
Yeah I thought Tony was gonna throw down with Champagnes big doofy ass but I think Champagne thought better of it and realized that might not be a mountain he wants to climb…I am with you in that Tony is by far the best participant in the history of the show…the combo of smarts,skill,confidence and fearlessness is something we haven’t seen before…he is just a force of nature in there…
Champagne riding down the stairs was some funny shit…crazy how he got 2 days for that bit nothing for punching some dude in the face 5 times…
The Vanessa thing is fucked up and you can see the genuine fear in her eyes and shaky voice…can’t blame her at all for tapping put…not everyone can be a Tony…
I like Grizzly Adams also…he is in it for the long game…he clearly isn’t scared and has his own laid back methodology…
The lesbian chick story just isn’t that compelling to me…the weakest part of the show at this point…pretty cringe inducing when she avoided the kiss from the other inmate who’s name I can’t remember…
Have you ever seen more lacksadaisical corrections officers than the fuckers in this jail?..usually they always have that one CO who is a hard ass and kind of keeps the other CO’s on their toes…but this group seem so detached…its funny but also really fucked up…I mean Mrs Williams was a total twat who deserved to be fired but at least she showed some god damn fire…all these other CO’s seem like they are on sedatives…
Oh and one last thing: it was great when the producers asked Tony who would win in a fight between him and Champagne…and Tony says " If we fought 5 times I would win 4 of them"…I thought that was so fucking cool…he displays his confidence while also keeping a shred of humble modesty…not something most people in that position would say…
I’d love to see the ratings of this season versus the last few before it.
It seemed like they finally learned a little bit from some past mistakes. Now I hope they learn from this season’s SUCCESS points. I also hope they give Tony a fat fucking bonus check for his tremendous service to the franchise.
Let Tony do a Jail Tour 2020…he can go to different jails and take them over and change the culture…even Covid19 doesn’t wanna fuck with Tony…that being said,like we have all mentioned, I do finally wanna see him in an actual fight…I get the feeling he can walk the walk but I still wanna see it with my own eyes…
I think part of what makes Tony so awesome is that, despite his confidence and swagger, he’s also a realist. He knows he’s not invincible, and, as noted, he even put his own chances against Champagne at 4 out of 5. I feel like Tony would definitely “walk the walk” and if it happened that he did lose on a challenge, he’d take it like a man, brush it off, and keep swingin’ those big black balls of his.
But fuck a theory . . . . we need FIELD DATA, hahahaha!!!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
I haven’t watched these new episodes yet, but wouldn’t Tony getting in a fight actually make him catch a real charge? I think because of that Tony would be hesitant to actually get into a real scrap. I think he does just fine ( based on his first 60 days) with intimidation and swagger.
I would think so. I would also think that offscreen they have been strongly advised by producers to not get physical (violent or sexual) with the inmates. I mean, you saw how quickly the lesbian pulled away when that girl tried to kiss her.
I don’t think any of us are actually suggesting that a fight would help the mission. We just wanna see homie in action. Purely for entertainment, bloodlust, and curiosity.
As for charges . . . hard to tell. I think there are a few factors. First is whether they see it happen. Next, whether the shitty guards take any action on it. And ultimately, if the guards and jail did actually want to take action I would think (or hope, at least) that they would consider the circumstances of the brawl and perhaps judge it a bit on who instigated and who was the aggressor versus a dude just fighting back.
I think in the first season they said something like, “Average response to an emergency is 30 seconds from call, so may have to fight for 30 seconds”. So it does seem like, despite the fact that most want never to be in that position, it does imply that they expect some participants will need to get physical.
Holy shit, this episode is off to a great start. I’m only like 10 minutes in, but Tony is crackin’ me the fuck up. He’s runnin’ around the halls and stairs and going in and out of the doors like some fucking Keystone Cops silent movie or something. And there’s a prison guard that sleeps on the job. Literally sleeping at the desk, hahahahahahahaha!!!
Oh shit thanks for the reminder!!!
:runs to dvr:
Yeah, was a good episode. Another villain CO!
HAHAHA!!! Exactly! They could have made an amazing montage with some Benny Hill music.
And yeah, cliff hanger for sure.
With the CO calling out Tony as a plant, I’m also curious about the transition from Phase 1 to Phase 2 . . . . . . . with the changes that were implemented following the first round, was that just done piecemeal, or was it addressed as a prison-wide thing with them being told HOW they knew about such problems?
I would hope that they’d still lay low with everything. But if they told too many people about the process of data collection, then it could be that this guard is tuned up a bit higher and looking for clues. He honestly looked really confident and like he knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he called out Tony. He knew he rattled him and had a real shit-eating grin as a result.
Finally saw it…
Tonys game of hide and seek was the funniest part of the season…that shit was classic…Tony is really trying that CO hard…cliff hanger,no doubt…
Lesbian chick is pretty damn useless it seems…she bores me to death…that stuff with the inmate throwing shit at the CO was great fun though…
They might be on to Grizzly also…
Yeah, that part is pretty sketchy.
I don’t recall where the jail is and how far it is from wherever Grizzly was working, but the instance of skells that recognize these fuckers from past run-ins seems way too high throughout the series.
Did they say this week is the finale?
Maybe once Tony got thrown in the hole they figured the program was dead anyway and threw in the towel.
I thought the tap-out interview with the black chick was kinda weird. Almost seemed like she was underselling it, but she only knows/sees so much, and doesn’t know the conversations that we saw on the show (where her cellies are literally talking about cutting her into pieces.
Lesbo sucks. She had zero plan or strategy other than “gonna use my sexuality” and is unable to adapt. She was yapping about how it was all blowing up in her face and the girl she was leading on could turn nasty . . . then she’s given the greatest graceful end to an awkward situation because her pet gets called to roll up. Then immediately thereafter bitch is all, “Oh, this is terrible, because that girl was my chance for getting information…”. Fucking amateur bottom feeder.
Holy shit, I was five behind. I just binged all five.
They ain’t on to grizzly Adams. It’s a hype technique for the net show.
Lesbian hooked up with that young cutie, at least kissed. They came out of her cell mighty smiley… the story didn’t fit with the reactions from both of them. I don’t know if anything else went on but I’d be willing to bet they kissed for sure. And afterward she wasn’t behaving like a girl who just got shot down. Besides that girl was a cutie, nobody’s turning that down, certainly not some grizzled lesbian who felt the need to tell everyone she was single… “No kiddin? you’re single you say?”
I didn’t Think Mrs.Richardson was all that bad. She got cussed the fuck out, She got threatened with violence, garbage and shit thrown at her, that inmate wouldn’t follow directions and what did she get for all that abuse? Fired. That was bullshit. So, what she had inmates throw some juice on her that’s what she gets and it didn’t hurt anything. Sure she made mistakes like opening the door when she was riled up but that’s a training mistake that’s not on her. She certainly wasn’t a miss williams that’s for damn sure.
Mark was a bitch and played the “my back” card which was total bullshit. especially after he was running to the van. what a dipshit.
I kinda like the black lady. I wish she was doing more though, but it does’t seem like she’s really fitting in, she’s kinda a loner so she doesn’t get much screen time.
Tony is still a beast!! I can’t believe he got himself holed up though. I don’t think that guard knows he’s 60 days in, I think that guard was just trying to cast suspicion and ruin his cred.
Kinda pumped for this show again, I can’t wait to see how champaign is opening his door.
One thing I wonder though is how come we’re not seeing any familiar faces? Where’s the “possessed” lady that shits herself. Where’s the lady that outed cop lady? what happened to megatron? I can’t see all those people making bail or being released…