Hahaha Tony getting overly cocky it seems…decent episode…Tonys bitch got put in solitary for carrying out some orders…
Long haired bearded dude keeping it low key and leveled…
Don’t know how long the ex cop is gonna last…already doing lots of complaining about various ailments…we’ll see…
The firefighter chick is a non-entity so far…not much happening there…same with the lesbian chick…although the pepper spray scrap in their pod was cool to see…
There should be a drinking game for how many times Tony misuses the word “literally”…we would all be thrashed before the episode ended…
Someone needs to add some sound effects for when the CO got shoved. Her flailing arms and skipping around and almost falling was seriously funny shit.
I still can’t believe they just have the guard desk open like that and that they leave it unattended. I don’t even like my own desk at work left exposed and I close my door when not there, haha!
Tony was a cold blooded mofo about how he totally sold his DO BOY down the river. I think he was overcompensating. He knows it was bullshit and is frontin’. That was a little sad, but it’s still entertaining as fuck.
BAD BACK is a douche. I’m certain those jail beds are unpleasant but he’s totally setting up for a tap out. I already hate him and don’t care if he continues or not. He’s building his case and might pull some bullshit “I have a bad back and am worried it will be medically damaging and…”
Yeah, yeah, whatever DoughBoy2.0. Just walk like the bitch you are.
Yeah, back pain sucks ass.
I’ve been laid up for a week at a time every few years when I have a back spasm. It fucks me up real good. But I’m an out of shape soft white collar bitch. I ain’t volunteering to go to jail, that’s for damned sure. I really do think he’s dropping some pre-story just in case he decides to pull the plug. And, yeah, I’m sure those beds are total shit regardless (plus you get to curl up under bloody sheets, hahaha).
Yup! Doughboy2 is pulling a Robert. What a sad little bitch!!!
And he is 1000000% a fucking LIAR!!!
I’ve had back and neck troubles, and you freeze up like a rusted Transformer. This motherfucker is looking to and fro, nodding and turning his neck and has complete freedom of movement.
He’s so full of shit. I hate him.
I think I hate him worse than Robert.
Yeah, he at least made for some good TV.
And it was FUN hating Robert.
This Doughboy2 shithead was all puff and zero performance.
He couldn’t even sell his phony physical pain story.
“So, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being only slight discomfort and 10 being the worst agony you’ve ever felt in your life, how would you rate the pain?”
“15!”
“Oh, that sounds bad. Should we take you to the hospital?”
“No, not now.” [Homeboy comes out of jail like a young gazelle, sprinting down the sidewalk and doing cartwheels before catching his ride.]
I’m 10 min in and that fucking tough guy already tapped out wow…his whole thing was “don’t underestimate me”…what a failure…I’m assuming this is what you meant by “prepare to be enraged”, Gunner hahaha…or is there more disappointment to come? …meanwhile Tony making all kinds of moves as usual…this shit is second nature to him…
Hillbilly is interesting. At first I thought asking for chew was kind of a soft move . . . like he’s trying to get something that ain’t even drugs or a weapon or anything. But the more I thought about it, the more I dug it. Because, let’s face it. Drugs are coming in all the time. And motherfuckers are making shanks all the time.
But it doesn’t mean that when some skell came in with a bunch of coke up his ass that he brought it FOR you. Asking for chew is exciting because we may get to see and learn about processing a special order, all the way from placement to delivery. And I think it’s a cool move too because it kind of helps to create a unique identity for the guy as well as show some belonging and fellow outlaw camaraderie with the other cons.
We’ll see how he performs overall. I think he’ll do fine. He’s chill and carries himself okay. I don’t really see any star potential just yet, though.
I hope Doughboy2 comes to whatever reunion show they do. I want everyone to tear him the fuck up. Private Pyle (the Marine) sucked completely, but at least he was honest about his crumbling in the face of fear. Same with the prison guard dude. They shit the bed . . . but at least they owned their shame properly.
This Doughboy2 motherfucker may as well do like Lone Wolf Steve from a prior season and claim victory the first day and call the extraction team, hahaha!!! Such a shithead.
Clearly Tony is the reason to watch this show…everyone else is secondary…this fucking guy has taken over that jail…he is just fearless…you get the sense that they could just keep him in jail and he would be just fine with it(well of course when this was filmed there was no covid19 -but you get my drift)…
Did you see Tonys commissary inventory?!! Like fucking Costco up in that bitch÷!
If we played a drinking game for every time the lesbian chick says she is going to “use her sexuality” to gain Intel in this series we would all be shitfaced and crawling on the floor…
That dude paying Champagne to fight his battle was fucked up…