In all honesty, it doesn’t surprise me in the least to read this from you.
Seems like the kind of thing you’d be into.
Wouldnt it be easier for you to just look in the mirror?
No. YOU’RE the doodoo!!!
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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I’m 2 minutes in and Tony is already eviscerating Action Jackson while talking to the producers…some good shit talk…
Wow,tough watching political science guy flop around like a fish out of water…just brutal…starting to really wonder if he is gonna tap out soon…of course they may be setting him up to be the underdog who has the big moment at the end…
Starting to really really hate Action Jackson…
Born again girl and Blondie are as annoyed with gluten free lady as everyone else is…but at least gluten is trying to get some Intel and she called born again girl a butthole…so there is that…but she fucked up big time by giving up her urine…
Pretty good strategy by Tony to get a shank to avoid suspicion and also gain Intel…
Born again girl is unbearable also…
Yeah well by bye political science guy…the writing was on the wall…had a feeling his days were numbered…
Wow, can’t believe College Boy flamed out so soon. I really kind of thought he might make it through. Oh well.
Alright, I will have to admit Food Lady is way fucking annoying. Like, I understand you issues, but jeezus fuck, your incessant complaining is unbearable.
Tony has moved up, and quick. He’s the only hope now.
Yeah college boy was worthless in there. He was just taking up space. It was really only a matter of time before something really bad happened to him. Its the best for everyone he tapped out. At best he could’ve proved that he himself could handle it, Reached a personal goal. But he wasnt gonna bring anything useful out of there for the sheriff. When he gave up his radio that was a wrap for him.
Blondie and jesus are fucking horrible. I understand everyone’s dissatisfaction with gluten girl. But blondie is a cop. Its her job to care for orhers. Serve and protect. Such a humanitarian, that one. 
AND jesus girl, isnt she supposed to be all about do unto others… i love that gluten called her a fake Christian. How would god see her judgment of gluten, especially in how she expresses her suffering. “That guy with the nails through his hands and feet needs to really stop bitching. All day everyday its just ow ow ow. He needs to shut up or not do the program.”
Cant believe gluten gave up the pee. Wow, just wow. I wonder if shes gonna catch a charge for that at the end of the show. Couldnt stand blondies reaction to hearing that too. I paid particular attention to blondie this episode. She dont hang with anybody except the other plants. The other inmates are on to her and theyre editing around that. This next episode theres more about her being a plant. I hope shes gone.
Action jackson’s still a bitch. Trying to keep up with tony. He cant hang. If i was college boy i wouldnt have said shit to action jackson on the way out. Oh now that im leaving you can talk to me? Fuck off!
Tony’s the real deal. Which makes him not all that interesting. Just doing his job, hes not an ass, he doesnt cause drama, nothing to see here, move along.
I don’t know, getting a shank is pretty interesting to me.
I suppose he could catch a charge, i just dont really see that happening. He’s cool with everyone so hes not gonna use it. He’s told the film crew his plans to get as many as he can off the floor so even if hes caught i doubt the sheriff will slap him with a charge. The only thing that could spice it up is if one or more of them get stolen from him, but i don’t see that happening. Now action jackson caught with a shank… i can see the sheriff doing something about that.
DJ, that’s an interesting mention about the prison sex. The first season we got that one fatty being pimped out for blowjobs and I kinda thought, “Well, shit, I guess that’s standard issue for any jail”, but we never saw it in any other season. Doesn’t mean it wasn’t there, of course. But still.
It was really disappointing to see College Boy bend over each and every time some motherfuckers asked him for his shit. He could have at least demanded a trade so he wasn’t a total bitch each time.
And, yeah, Gluten-Free giving up her pee to get some dodgy ass perp out on the streets really was fucked up. At first I was just pissed off that she didn’t at least bargain a trade for it, but then the reality of it pissed me off too. Fuck, bad enough that Gluten Free adds nothing and just makes everyone’s existence misery with her incessant complaining but . . . . now she’s actually HELPING criminals get out on the street, hahhahahahaa!!! Fuckin’ A.
The shank stuff was funny because Tony had his little project and then Action Jackson thinks it’s a fucking game show or something, “Oh, he gonna get a shank? Ima get two shanks! Watch me! I’m gonna win dis game!!! How many points do I get for my pushup montage?”
Just google his name. Im sure at least a stat will come up if he played anywhere half decent
Bye bye gluten free…good riddance…
First “apex predator” reference…
Ashley saga…hard tweakin…
“You sent the guy with drugs out of your cell. Isn’t that counterproductive?”
“I didnt want them to find my shank.”
“Wait, what?”
Tony and Action Jackson are both doing fine. I do think Action is still a bit distracted, though, and thinks it’s a game show.
action jackson was more tolerable this episode, he seemed normal and not so much phony bravado showman.
Sad to see gluten go. Look at her feet the two times she does the interviews. She’s got some mega elephant feet. She aint lying about her swollen feet. There are going to be be more Gluten people in Jail she coulda tried to stick it out and get shit changed and be the change for the future gluten people in there. didn’t happen though.
I absolutely adore how Little Miss Cop pulls that “I really want to help the women in here” and in the very same breath says “I’m glad glutens gone , go take your issues somewhere else.” So Yeah she wants to help the women in there unless they have celiac disease then they can go fuck right off. She almost comes off as racist… the white lady that has no hope of fixing any situation due to her mental issues is worth her time? Are you serious? You got her a shower and minutes later she started pissing herself and shitting herself again. But the black lady that needs a special diet…WELL FUCK HER!!! NO COMPASSION, NOT WORTH MY TIME!!! I’m glad the other inmates have spotted her and are giving her hell! Good riddance officer compassion, ya phony bitch!!
And jesus chick talking to crazy mary… “jesus will help you.” Really? where’s Jesus right now? Where was jesus when she got mental illness? Ugh jesus girl is fucking terrible!!
Tony got interesting.
Good episode tonight.
I don’t share your empathy for gluten free…I found her annoying as shit from day 1 and am glad she is gone…
Say what you will about Action Jackson but despite being an arrogant prick his methods have been effective…he and Tony are getting shit done…I find the stuff with the shanks endlessly entertaining and its fun to see him hook in this O’Shea dude…
Blondie is a fucking dipshit…
Born again chick is insufferable…
Dspite some obvious and clunky editing this was a very good episode…
Action has gone up a lot in my eyes. I think putting Tony in there really did inspire him to up his game… even if it’s as simple as following Tony’s lead, haha!
I give Action the win for Shankolympics, by the way. Tony’s first shank (we couldn’t really see shit on the camera reveals) looked like a tiny needle. The second looked like an Allen Wrench. “Ima fuck you up, Bitch! But first lemme finish this KNARBOR bookcase from IKEA…”.
Then Action is like, “Yeah, I got one…” and pulls out a finely crafted murder punch with a full stabby point and a fist-handle.
I know who I’m buying fire from, haha!