"60 Days In" on A&E

#stopthebleed

So we have blondie up in arms about being left naked in a cell while on her period…she is determined to get the CO fired…she is pissed and is gonna do something about it…no way she is ever tapping out…I say it again,she is determined to get that evil cunt Miss Williams fired…

Gluten free woman is struggling hard in her quest to find something she can eat…its all gluten all the time in this story…

Quaterback guy is still being an arrogant dick…while I can appreciate his confidence he might need to be taken down a few notches…his confrontation with the CO was some good comedy though…that particular CO seems really worthless…

Political Science major takes a shower!!! When he came out of there it looked like he might have taken a digit in his bunghole…I didn’t know where they were going with that sequence and then we find out the doofus was rubbing himself in a way that looked like he was giving the distress sign to the producers…so they pull him in hahaha…turns out he was just rubbing his nipples in a circular motion…first time that has happened…he is an awkward dork but I am kinda rooting for him…the whole underdog thing…

Born again chick has been processed and has refused the bloody blanket…that’s about all I got on that one…

Overall a decent episode but I think the next one will be when things really kick in to gear now that we have every participant processed…not to mention the highlights look very promising…

Great episode. . .


Haha that pretty funny although prob a little late in the game for Debbie to have a period…

I think miss williams is out. Didnt she quit? That was her whole little stunt about turning the lights on in the cells on the sleeping women in the middle of the night before she walked out. Probably quit to avoid being fired. She was definitely a bitch and thought highly of herself.

I’m out of country until 1/24, but man, I’m chompin’ at the bit to get caught up. I can’t wait to get home and watch the new episodes. I’m glad to hear Poli-Sci is doing okay so far. I guess by default I’m rooting for anyone that makes it past the first day at this point, hahahaha, so the bar is pretty low.
But I’m Team Blondie all the way. I think she’s going the distance and will make ALL of them look like soft ass bitches at the end.

Yeah,ain’t no way in hell blondie is tapping out…not happenin

Ha Ha! blondie just outed herself!! She’s caught, she knows she’s caught and I think she’s gonna use her failing marriage (a marriage that was failing before she went in) to tap out. I thought for sure she was solid the whole 60 days but not after that stupidity.

I was really put off by her during the fight too. The fact that she was laughing and smiling and “loving this shit.” I only watched it once but I’m pretty sure she was the only one treating it like it was entertainment. I don’t think any of the other inmates were laughing or acting like that. I completely agree with the inmate who spotted her too. “Let’s get your ass beat and see how much you love that shit then.”

What’s even more disturbing is that attitude, that behavior, that personality carries a badge, and I would bet that personality is probably pretty prevalent within law enforcement. That right there is certainly one of many problems that i think infects the people that makes of the police force. She needs to be fired from being a police officer. She clearly doesn’t care about other people. So there is no way she can do her job to serve and protect.

Dennis is a fuckin’ jackass!! I was on the fence about him for the first couple shows. I kinda understood his schtick. Didn’t really care for it, but I could see his angle. Only today’s episode showed us it’s not a schtick he really is that cocky dumbshit.

The fact that he’s threatening the head sheriff?!! “Don’t raise your voice to me.” Or what Dennis? Or what? what the fuck are you going to do to an officer of the law that has you in jail? What? Are you gonna announce to the population that you’re 60 days in? You think there’s going to be immediate repercussions for the sheriff? No! Those prisoners are gonna shank your ass!

What else can you do Dennis? You think you’re gonna take a swing on that guy? That corn fed sheriff would stomp him into a grease spot on the floor. Yeah, sure, Dennis you’re cut and “look” strong but you don’t have combat training, You don’t have police tactics training, You haven’t had to literally fight as your job for years. You were a high school football player, excellent cred, sir! All you’re gonna do is run your mouth about that “white boy” and threaten to get back at him later like a little bitch and only doing all of that after he was out of the room and safely out of earshot! If you were/are gonna do anything, when he called you a bitch and suggested they turn the camera off so you could “talk” about it would have been the perfect time, but no you pussed out like the little high school bitch you are. Fuckin posturing poser!! He doesn’t understand trained cops aren’t fuckin high school kids on the campus quad.

Another thing smart little Dennis hasn’t thought about is what it looks like if the Sheriff decides he’s gonna stop playing by the rules too. All the sheriff has to do is tell one of his deputies to leak that Dennis is 60 days in and his whole life is fucked up! 45 seconds is a lot of bruises and broken bones before help arrives and that’s assuming thy make it in 45 seconds.

Honestly the sheriff should just pull him cause he could jeopardize the safety of that dumb spoiled white kid. I could see Dennis giving up that nerdy kid just to try to gain cred.

I don’t like jennifer. She’s one of those smug pretty people. “People are just naturally drawn to me and they wanna tell me I’m pretty and do things for me and it’s always been like that and I don’t know why.” Shut the fuck up you self important conceded cunt! I hate those fuckin people. Their fake ass attempts and being humble make their shit stink even more. I’d have more respect for her if she just said, “Look I’m attractive I know i am and so consequently people want to be around me and it’s made my life easier than most people.” I hate fake ass people like that. Their feeble, insincere and fake ass attempts at humility are really just requests for more attention and compliments. Fuck that bitch! All that said, unless she fucks up like blondie she’ll probably complete the program. But then again everybody’s kissing her pretty ass in there so why wouldn’t she complete it?

I feel bad for the black lady. Will someone please feed that lady? If food is a problem for her it’s a problem for someone else too, they definitely need to fix that shit!

I can’t believe officer Williams is back! Too bad blondie isn’t going to be around to write her up anymore.

Whose the guy they’re bring in? Tony(?) are we supposed to know him? (I haven’t watched all the seasons. was he on before?)

That’s all. great episode!!

I haven’t read grmpys synopsis of this episode yet(but I will)…I am at work and have to post later but I just want to say the only thing that would have made that episode better is if Alex by some miracle crushed that arrogant quarterbacks ass in to dust…god damn that guy is a super douche…great episode overall…more later…

Oh and I nearly spit out my drink when the inmate told Alex he looked like the guy from American Pie…Alex says “which one?”…and the inmate says “The one who fucked the pie”…now that’s some comedy gold right there…instant classic television…

Yeah, good episode. I can’t believe she outed herself like that.

I just watched season 1…Zac all the way.

Which season is better…2 or 3?

Haha! Before even watching I saw one of the episodes on my DVR was called something like, "
Program In Jeopardy", haha!

I’m pulling for College Boy. He’s got a good mindset but I feel bad for him being pushed around in the pod. That was classic when they misread a titty scratch as an SOS, haha! He’s like, “What’s up? Why’d you pull me?”

Fuck Action Jackson for making things unnecessarily difficult for EVERYONE and for compromising the whole program. I think it’s so funny that guys like him front so hard with their fake ass tough guy bullshit. Bitch, don’t say you ain’t scared of anything when you don’t even have the balls to tell the truth. Lying ass cowardly piece of shit. It was funny seeing him get marched BACK to the shitty dirtbag pod after setting foot in “the promised land” for a hot minute. He and his fragile ego need a Goddamned surprise blanket party when he’s asleep.

Blondie’s fuckup hurt to watch. Seriously? Breaking the fourth wall like you’re Malcolm in the Middle? Even if she wasn’t calling the camera, those comments were really dumb anyway, as far as I’m concerned. She doesn’t know one jailbird from another and cheering and celebrating any side or that shit in general ups your chance of becoming a target regardless. It was just bad form. I’m still riding for her, though, and I’d love to see her soldier through all that — maybe she can swing on that pumpkin-headed tweaker that’s throwin’ stank on her.

Gluten-Free really is annoying. I agree with Holey Holly that she should take ownership of her situation and stop the constant whining. At least Blondie was resourceful enough to get her some fucking oranges.

One interesting thing I’ve noticed about the girl’s pod… unlike how most pods use any favor/gift/act of kindness as currency and call such debts later when convenient it SEEMS that they all really do have at least a general spirit of communal support… sharing food, making bras, etc. We’ll see if that actually sustains or if everyone owes a debt, haha!

Fuck GI Schmoe! I still refuse to believe he was an actual combat Marine. How’d one of our US-certified military-built killing machines turn into such an embarrassing mound of wet cornstarch?

just a question , you do all know jail, well county isn’t like that and this is all scripted rite… just checking cause it is in no way the like anywhere ive done time , just saying thats all

You went to jail once, so literally everything on TV about any other jail is fake and completely scripted.
Got it.

“I’m gonna be the greatest participant this show ever saw!!!”

All right, Buddy.
That level of hubris always plays out well, hahaha!

It’s hard for me to remember which season was which, but I think Season 2 might have been my favorite if I recall correctly. The seasons with WHITE MIKE were probably my favorites.

I also loved the season with ANGEL (I think that was the little butchy stud’s name) who went straight Girls Gone Wild up in there, haha. It was a total clusterfuck, but so ridiculous that it ended up being a really fun ride.

Scripted, yeah? This bullshit again?

It was likely just mishmashed B-reel, but how fucking hilarious was the girl shooting hand hearts to Collegeboy in intake?

Ha Ha, yeah I forgot about that. What with quincy talking about how he coulda swung on the sheriff cause he’s bigger than him.
Did you see the quick teaser for this coming week at the end of the show, where it looks like somebody’s getting their ass beat in a cell with a closed door? They try to make you think it’s gonna be the nerdy white guy… What if it’s Quincy cause the sheriff had the deputies slip that Quincy is a plant… Or it’s just B reel and nothing to do with anything.

You don’t think they could splice some footage together to make it look like the other inmates found out naturally? (Although that would make the tv show accessories in assault along with a few other “conspiracy to commit…” charges I’m sure) They obviously wouldn’t show the Deputies outing Quincy to the inmates. You’re probably right though, but I do think they could do some behind the scenes shit to make Quincy’s life pure hell.

I’m torn, I want them to kick Quincy to the curb cause he’s a fuckin’ asshole, but I also want him to stay to see just how much more of an ass he can make of himself.

Based on what we’ve seen so far you guys think he’ll last and come to the reunion?