One of the best fucking post in this thing
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Voidhead and I were just reminiscing about this the other day.
It was hilarious because before all this I honestly thought Grmpysmrf was really reaching with his then conspiracy theories about Peligro being all the different Australians. I did this trial as a joke, and it was just as much to make fun of Grmpy as it was to rattle Peligro. But then the big goofball just totally imploded and shit the bed. It was hilarious. I think I was most amused by how seriously he took my court trial. You’d have thought the guy was actually facing prison time or something.
Yes! I’m re-reading this now. Wow, takes me back to when I actually had time to waste on message boards! Now I was time on Facebook/Instagram! Don’t know which is worse…
Peligro really had it in for me, but he’s the ultimate loser here. Is he gone forever or does he still lurk these parts?
Also, I don’t know why I can’t login as voidhead here I have to use this stupid name void_head which is insulting because I am O.G.!
Afra can you restore my classic username? Was it banned for Baboon3 antics?? Is the Earth flat? Is Peligro really as big of a loser as this trial revealed him to be!? AND WHO THE FUCK WAS BIG MAMA!?!
So many questions…
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I always assumed you or someone you knew was Big Mama. Was I wrong? Do we need another trial?
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I wasn’t Big Mama. Ppl accused me but the only other identity I ever had was Baboon 3. The Baboon 3 song “Big Mama” was to put her in her place and secure myself as the board’s ultimate troll.
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Yeah, this was all pretty funny.
“Big Mama . . . oooooh, she a big bitch.”
I don’t know who Big Mama was, and have trouble remembering the character. I think I just assumed it was Voidhead portraying a Gerda character.
I only remember making one other character myself. I don’t even remember the name, but it was a parody of Gerda pretending not to be Gerda. I think I was pretty good because people right away started shouting at the character with the assumption it was Gerda.
Been a long time, but I remember there was a weird choppy and non-sequitor, but super arrogant writing style that I used, which was inspired by the REAL Gerda, of course. I’d have to go back and revisit that shit to see if I could ever get in the zone again, but it was something like…
"Keep licking Jourgensen’s boots, Sycophant. I know Lou Rawls wouldn’t waste his time. Legal issues come quickly. You don’t want to know. "
I think it was actually choppier, though. I LOVED smacking that silly old hag around. I don’t know why the witch kept coming for me. It never worked out well her. I don’t think I’ve ever come across anyone with a more unjustified ego and air of self-appointed celebrity.
If anyone is still in touch ask her how her book is coming, hahahaha!!!
It wasn’t even about not meshing. I can seriously get along with anyone, and it’s totally their call if they decide to not like me. If someone is spouting bullshit I’m going to call them on it, or at least ask them to follow through on their bullshit claims. This goes whether I like someone or not. Gerda was full of shit and thought she deserved a free pass on all her nonsense just because she was married to one of Ministry’s past bass players. When she’d go off I’d just ask her to follow through and back up her shit. Of course she had nothing to back up anything and didn’t like me highlighting any of it . . . . . . . so beds were shat.
It was nothing personal, but I still sleep well at night knowing she probably doesn’t.
Those were certainly good times!
This one had a lot of menstruating and windmill attacks from Peligro, Amlux and their clone accounts. It was funny as fuck because in the very start of the thread I called Amlux out for “plagiarizing Peligro”. Grumpy picked up pretty early on that they were all the same guy. I just thought the fucker was really desperate and lazy and couldn’t come up with any original material.
Gerda being being Special Ed gave me a gross feeling. As terrible as Angie was, I don’t think she ever created a fake account to talk trash about Paul and Gerda. What a nut job. My respect for Paul faltered a bit knowing he was married to her and probably knew what was going on. Strange to imagine Paul having dinner conversations about Prongs, but it may have happened…
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Well, he’s with the girl from Omniflux now, right?
I hate when couples that have been together so long split up, but I think maybe in this case I can understand.
Every so often I’ll take a crazy huge hiatus from social media(s) and internet over really dumb and obscure reasons now that I think about it, and I think this was one of them. It was like I simultaneously realized my internet life and my IRL life got way too close together, but also the idea that my internet handle and my various weird ramblings and mental growth spurts were being casually tossed about by a person and their spouse who was essentially responsible for a fat chunk of my record collection was really spooky, lol.
Kinda dumb in retrospect considering a lot of us are probably friends on various media outlets with folks like Paul and Al and Marteeeeen etc. and those folks essentially read our diaries every day and vice versa. Jesus. I have to stop thinking about this before I give myself another borderline schizophrenic episode over goddamn Facebook.
The fact that there were multiple long con angles being shot over a handful of weird folks on a Ministry board for literally no logical reason is at once hilarious, creepy, and a thing of wonder and beauty.
I remember coming back to this place after a hiatus in the midst of this circus and was accused of being another Australian sock puppet. I was pretty weirded out about it then. Upon retrospect I feel as though I truly belong in Australia, knocking back tins of VB and getting into fistfights with various poisonous animals like God intended.
Sorry, Ice, but eventually the truth will come to light.
That we are ALL the same Australian, dreamed up by Peligro.
And this entire board has been one guy posting to and arguing with himself for 15 years.
Grumpy – Peligro.
Gunnar, also Peligro.
Voidhead, Ice, DJ-Pon3, and literally everyone else… yeah, Bro. Peligro.
Throw another shrimp on the barbie and swallow the bitter truth.
Crikey…
Ha Ha I remember that. I thought you got super angry about something that was essentially a goof. I remember anybody that was defending Peligro I was accusing of being Peligro for shits n giggles. but yeah you started leveling charges at me i think so I was like fuck it. “PELIGRO, THERE HE IS AGAIN!” and you went ape shit. LOL
Too funny.
If I really thought you were Peligro I wouldn’t have sent you Ministry CDs, my, bro. I still have that letter you wrote me too, I think. Your written font was absolutely killer.
I think this was back in like 2014-15? My life was not good by any means and having a place that was a sanctuary just overrun with that kind of nonsense really took the wind out of my sails a bit. I don’t recall saying anything to you in general but if it happened, it happened.
What pissed me off the most about that whole ordeal is that I was in like long-term friendships with a couple of people that just turned out to not actually exist. That suuuuuucked, cuz those people, even if they were smurfs, were really quite decent!
I guess the realization that a couple folks I had been talking to since I was like 17 were actually just some other guy got me real down. Maybe even real mad!
(“Smurfing” is what the Smash community calls using a fake account/tag for the purpose of hiding one’s skill to farm a tourney. Ironic!)
I do/did appreciate the tunes. My handwriting is garbage and I’m glad you like it!
Super Smash Brothers?
I knew it!!!
Fucking Australian!
The jig is up…