I’m a new Biden fan. I love how he sat there laughing maniacally, rolling his eyes, grinning like a psychopath and flashing his big ass teeth. Everytime Ryan would start talking, it’s like Joe started rubbing his hands together while a big thought bubble floated above his head saying, “Dude, you are so f***king dead! I’m gonna beat your f***king ass!!!”
I don’t think his style was the most likeable for Middle America, and I certainly understand the criticism he will take for behaving like a cocksure arrogant bastard, but I personally thought it was awesome.
I do give Ryan props, though, for repeatedly trying to shift from not having the most solid answers for the country as a whole to purposely maudlin anecdotes loaded with syrupy bullcrap to try and warm the hearts of America. It just cracked me up.
MOD: “How are you going to save 20% on taxes when there’s no money, Gov. Ryan?”
RYAN: “That’s a great question, Bad Hair Lesbian, let me answer that by telling you about the time Romney saw a poor starving baby outside an abandoned steel mill and he bought that baby a milkshake and sang Christmas Carols to it while it breathed its final breath. When the baby asked why he had to die Romney looked him in the eye and said it was because of Obamacare. He made a pledge to that dying baby that when he was President babies would be able to choose their own health plans so that they didn’t die in front of abandoned steel mills. Romney fights for babies today and he’ll keep fighting for babies when he’s President.”
BIDEN: “Hahahahahahahaha! I’m gonna kick your ass, Bitch!”
Wow,some of those body gestures Biden was doing were incredible…it was like Kabuki theater…awesome stuff…
Indeed!
Who else was holding on to a glimmer of hope that Biden was going to curl up his hand and shake it back and forth making the international “jerking off” sign?
After last week’s snoozer, this debate was a delight. Biden reacting to all of Ryan’s horseshit was the funniest shit I saw all day. Remarkable he retained his composure when Ryan launched into an anecdote about Romney’s generosity to a family in a car accident. If my wife and kid had been killed in a car wreck and some little puke alluded to it in a craven effort to throw me off my game, I would deck him.
What a stupid nothing statement and a blatant attempt to paint this robotic billionaire Frankenstein of a man as “just another dude like us”.
I thought Ryan would follow this up with “Romney worked on an assembly line when he was in his 20’s” or “Romney is a judge at the Car and Driver product of the year awards” or something that actually made me think, OK, maybe he’s a “car guy”. But no. Nothing. What? He’s a “car guy” because he owns a car? Explain yourself, Ryan . . . .
Instead he went into another “let me tell you about the Romney I know” story and attempted to pull on our heart strings by talking about putting kids poor kids through college and bringing down-on-their-luck families bags of groceries. So lame.
You gotta be a car guy if you own a car elevator for your house. His buddies own NASCAR. What, you think he doesn’t know how to change his own oil? [laugh]
Biden didn’t stomp him like some are making out to be the case but he did school him to a satisfactory degree. If he completely wiped the floor with him it might detract from Obama as everyone would be saying why isn’t Joe #1?
Biden did the shit-eating grin too much but that’s because he’s trying so hard to hide his contempt for that little bitch Ryan… and I’m with him on that.
R-money is just a lame, zombie asshole, Ryan is an irritating, arrogant little fucker who needs a beating.
That was a pretty goddamn retarded thing to say xD. It was frustration and desperation speaking, due to Biden tearing him a new one.
I love how they showed twitter comments and polls immediately following the debate, some 31% thought Ryan won the debate… and I’m just like “??? what debate were you guys watching??? Ryan got his ass handed to him! … Ryan keeping his cool doesn’t mean he won, he got blasted, Biden gave facts”.
I thought Biden looked like a giant asshole. That’s about the only thing I took from the debate. The rest was all BS.
But Rmoney was what a winner looks like when he did it in the first prez debate? Why can there never be one standard? NOW the debt s a big deal but when congress was giving blank check after blank check to dubya noone had shit to say about it. No tea party movement jut smiling faces on their way to bankruptcy.
When a democrat (or let’s dig a little deeper, a black man) wins the presidency now we demand a birth certificate in triplacit signed in blood but when its crazy mcoldnuts mccain who WAS actually born in Panama we give him a pass. When it comes to Rmoney whose parents spent many a year in a mormom compound down in mexico only to show back up in the US right before mitt was born isn’t suspect at all. When all the teatards in california want arnold swarzenegger to be able to run for prez and call the birth place requirement dsicrminination but then stil want obama kicked out of office for being born in hawaii. Can’t we please just have one standard?
Rmoney in the fist debate runs right over the moderator and obama. Smirks and laughs at everything but he’s a winner! Biden does it and he’s an asshole. Incredible.
Late,
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Well, I know what you’re saying about the loyal Dems or Republicans, but to me (and I’m neither) there is certainly one standard and I call it as I see it.
Romney pistol whipped Obama and Biden beat the crap outta Ryan. If we are to compare loser to loser I think Ryan actually came off less pathetic than Obama. But who cares? I only watch it for entertainment and Smokin’ Joe Biden gave me every bit of my dollar’s worth.
Was he an asshole? Sure. Of course he was. But . . . HE WAS AWESOME!!!
how was he an asshole?! are you guys kidding? if someone spews shit out of his mouth, and you laugh, that makes you an asshole?! you people are retarded.