I like regular fries.
And bacon. And beer. And Star Wars movies.
Like any good American.
I like pooping.
[reply]France has a relationship with Iran…many Iranians live in France. hmmmm.
Lots of countries have relationships with Iran. I’m not sure what the above is supposed to imply.[/reply]
And so did the U.S., prior to the revolution.
[reply][reply]France has a relationship with Iran…many Iranians live in France. hmmmm.
Lots of countries have relationships with Iran. I’m not sure what the above is supposed to imply.[/reply]
And so did the U.S., prior to the revolution.[/reply]
Okay, yes. But that still does not explain the relevance or intent of your prior comment. Can you explain?
I like pooping.
I like pooping too.
I heard if you eat too much bro food you can poop even more.
[reply][reply]I like pooping.
I like pooping too.
I heard if you eat too much bro food you can poop even more.[/reply]
I’m pooping right now. And I like it.[/reply]
True. Bro food is the best for helping you make big poops.
Finally, this thread has a shred of sanity.
I like to take a wee. Specially when you really really need it. Nothing beats that.
First you realize you want to pee. The you start to feel uncomfortable, then comes a little anxiety, you want to pee but you can’t. Then you start to think in drastic measures: “I don’t care, I’ll piss in the street.” But you’re almost at home, maybe you can make it. You’re inside your building and all of sudden your muscles that heroically have been helping you to not piss in your pants start to fail and you rush to the elevator. You put the keys in the door and you can’t hold it anymore, little drops start to come out. You open the door, don’t even close it, drop everything you’re carrying on the floor, run to the toilette awkwardly, trying to control yourself and then the moment you have been waiting for the last hour finally happens. The oppression finally ends, abandoning you slowly, and a warm wave of conform invades you, you feel this little thrill in you spine and you can’t stop smiling and vocalizing you pleasure.
That my friends is literally pure gold.
I like peeing and you can’t quite get the last bit out so you rip a big fart and push it right out…hopefully pee isn’t all you push out in this scenario…
Yeah, combos are practical and fun!
Yeah, combos are practical and fun!
Agreed…
FIBER IST KRIEG!!!
I was once constipated and couldn’t poop for an entire week. It was crazy. So I decided to tackle the problem with a full arsenal the next day and ate only Raisin Bran, Prune Juice, and Wheat Bread.
I had so much fiber flowing through me I could have pushed a pack of tennis balls out of my sphincter. And I took the biggest crap of my life.
All-Bran is the shit…literally…I needed some fiber once so I made the mistake of eating a regular size bowl instead of the suggested serving size and god damn did I pay for that decision…
All-Bran is the shit…literally…I needed some fiber once so I made the mistake of eating a regular size bowl instead of the suggested serving size and god damn did I pay for that decision…
Is All-Bran the one that looks like termite shit?
Yes and most likely tastes like it as well…
Yes and most likely tastes like it as well…
There’s just no way to make this look sexy.
The stuff is heinous but if you are constipated,look no further…
The stuff is heinous but if you are constipated,look no further…
My mom used to buy the absolute WORST cereals, including bran. She wouldn’t even buy Kellogg’s bran, though. Everything was generic and came in plastic bags. Puffed Wheat, Puffed Rice. Awful stuff that tasted less like cereal and more like packaging. It would get soggy in about 4 milliseconds as soon as you put milk on it.
Grape Nuts, however, you would have to pour milk on it, then get dressed, take out the garbage, and read a novel before it was soft enough to attempt chewing. Damn bowl of gravel.
My mom used to buy the absolute WORST cereals, including bran. She wouldn’t even buy Kellogg’s bran, though. Everything was generic and came in plastic bags.
No Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cookie Crisp?
When I visit your lovely country I stockpile that stuff and bring it back up here.
That. And Combos.
[reply]The stuff is heinous but if you are constipated,look no further…
My mom used to buy the absolute WORST cereals, including bran. She wouldn’t even buy Kellogg’s bran, though. Everything was generic and came in plastic bags. Puffed Wheat, Puffed Rice. Awful stuff that tasted less like cereal and more like packaging. It would get soggy in about 4 milliseconds as soon as you put milk on it.
Grape Nuts, however, you would have to pour milk on it, then get dressed, take out the garbage, and read a novel before it was soft enough to attempt chewing. Damn bowl of gravel.[/reply]
Oh no,the dreaded plastic bag cereal…!!![pirate]