Workin' 9 to 5...

grmpysmrf · March 8, 2011, 11:15pm

Smrfy,
If I give you a gold star, will you play nicely instead of bullying the other kids on the playground?

fucking Gunnar, stole my answer!!! [mad]

There are no winners or losers in this thread.

Spock thinks I’m a winner! You know it’s logical if he says it.

Olsen can spend his piggy bank any way he so chooses and nobody is to tell him otherwise.

Doesn’t really have anything to do with how he spends his money, it’s how he talks shit about people who weren’t born with a “silver spoon up their ass.” He tows that, “work hard and you’ll make it” bullshit line with out really knowing hard work… he thinks 12 proposals is working his ass off!!! what a tool.

It’s the same if I want to go out and buy a pair of red soled shoes or take that money and invest it in supplies for when I present workshops to students - I may be fortunate enough to be able to purchase both.

yeah but you’re not a misguided fool that spouts off nonsense about the losers that can’t afford red soled shoes cause they’re lazy… spot the difference
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grmpysmrf

grmpysmrf · March 8, 2011, 11:45pm

I flew to Malaysia, scouted out a major construction company and spent nearly six months bargaining and petitioning for a potential $2m a year contract against interested parties and major players from Britain, Dubai and The Netherlands - the stress of which almost sent me to the nuthouse, seeing as I could potentially have lost everything on one gamble.

(come oooooon …7!!! hoping against snake eyes is some hard work!)

let’s listen in on the phone to CEO Malaysia when he made the call to Vice CEO Malaysia with his decision… (Phone call already in progress)

no, seriously were going with this guy…

I know he looks like a child…

…

but he’s…

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…I don’t care he has no experience…

…

Fuck you! we’re going with the 12 year old!! esepcially since he whips his dick out for no reason…
…

No, really, he whipped his dick out during the proposal…
…

I know, I know…

…

…I hear he barely graduated high school

uh huh… yeah i know… uh huh! yeah see? get it now?
that why I’m “CEO Malaysia!” Yea, suck it, bitch!

just don’t see CEO Malaysia taking Olsen seriously based on appearance alone.

Who wants to negotiate with a child? Especially when these other dudes have probably been doing this type of business negotiation for years. Unless of course “hey look at my cock” was part of the negotiations. I’m just putting it out there! (he he, kinda like olsen wants to!)
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Dastardly_Deeds · March 8, 2011, 11:46pm

Thank you for the response. I was expecting more hate from this board based on my reply in this thread but I think people are starting to get a handle on who I really am (i.e. not actually full of myself as the image I project and struggling just like anyone to make a mark…)

Hey man, I really don’t think there’s any hate towards you on this board… just breakin’ balls here and there homes! Sheesh man, your gonna need some thicker skin if you’re gonna be a rockstar! But come on man, really you were asking for it w/the poop eating/underage girl party claims and silly shock act. Glad to hear you are trying to expand your horizons musically with your new band… kudos to you… I always wanted to be the leader of a band but never found that leadership quality within myself, so if you can pull it off that’s great, I think it really takes a special kind.

OpusVideo · March 9, 2011, 2:37am

Hey! This thread has 69 posts now, yay [:)][:)][:)]

Olsen · March 9, 2011, 4:30am

Just like every other thread he hijacks with his psycho rants and petulant bullying, here we have good ol’ Grmp again making an ass of himself and not realising when he is beaten.

You can use the word FAIL as many times as you want, Lardass (yeah, I’ve seen those photos and you’re a real looker! you’re so buffed and handsome, homeboy!!) but it’s you whose doing all the failing here, Bud. Just look at yourself.

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing the next time you find yourself in the unemployment queue, bitching to the woman at the counter about inequality and injustice and the general indifference that average schmucks like you are dealt by the system.

FAIL

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing when you’re busting a hump making a shitty wage teaching the future unemployed and gettin’ by on food stamps and handouts.

FAIL

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing when your wife (gee what a lucky girl! she’s landed herself quite the catch hasn’t she!) realises what a talentless, opinonated, low income earning hump she’s married and leaves you for someone with better prospects - like a taxi driver for instance!

FAIL

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing on the days you get custody of ol’ Grmpy Jr there, having to explain to him why there’s no money for Xmas presents or why you can’t afford to clothe him in anything other than hand me downs.

“Daddy, why did the man behind the counter at the store today stare down his nose at us? Is it because we’re poor? All the kids at school make jokes about how poor we are. Why can’t you earn decent money like all the other moms and dads?”.

FAIL

Ha!! What a loser. Go on, fire up and unleash one o’them hellfire and brimstone retorts you’re so famous for. The kind that end up isolating you from the rest of the prongs board because they make you look like such an out of control nutjob. Wow, you’re such a hero! Can I be like you? I’m out buying sports cars and fucking 20 year old bikini babes FOR REAL and you’re out busting a fucking hump just to put food on the table for wifey and little Billy, you hack.

Hey, here’s something you can teach your students: It doesn’t matter what your grades are, If you’re ugly and stupid and working class and can only ever (barely) make ends meet by teaching high school level English, don’t despair! You can always take over an internet music forum and be a WINNER in your own mind. Hell, it worked for me!!

So go on…tell us all how you’re WIN WIN WIN all the time chump. I just emailed your comebacks to a bunch of mates and the responses I got were hilarious. Sort of along the lines of ''Who the fuck is that dickweed, man?" Not to mention their reactions when I posted a link to your photos. What a looker indeed. Hey here’s a question for ya, Grmps: if you’re so smart and such a fucking hump genius (pffft) why don’t you get a BETTER FUCKING JOB, rather than preach your long winded, bullshit diatribes about what a failure eveybody you don’t like is?

Oh, what’s that? Oh you can’t? It’s too HARD? Oh diddums. All them post high school accolades and academic glory really came in handy didn’t they? Guess you’ll just be poor forever then. Oh well.

Fuck it. I’m off to the movies with a sexy litlle bitch I met through a friend at the club last weekend. Absolute fucking stunner and I hear she puts out on the first date. It’s great being a a club owner! I recommend it to all and sundry.

Have fun changing nappies and worrying about them bills piling up on the kitchen table, shitkicker. Don’t worry. You’ll pull through. Maybe Jr can get a job delivering newspapers sometime soon or wifey can get her tits out and pole dance at the local truckstop nudie bar, so you wont have to live off 3 minute noodles and tins of spam for the next twenty or so years.

I’d say I feel sorry for you but…oh hell, I don’t.

Godlike_Pudding · March 9, 2011, 7:28am

Its all so prolonged and disturbing, and yet, I can’t look away!

rev_skarekroe · March 9, 2011, 8:30am

I really don’t have the attention span to read all of this stuff.

grmpysmrf · March 9, 2011, 8:55am

I really don’t have the attention span to read all of this stuff.

It kinda rambles anyway… what do you expect from a guy who had everything handed to him his whole life? Why learn any coherency when money will make everyone turn the other way?
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Gunnar · March 9, 2011, 9:59am

WHOSE gonna think about the children?

grmpysmrf · March 9, 2011, 10:12am

WHOSE gonna think about the children?

You mean Olsen’s Friends?
What’s funny is he probably burned a whole day writing that D- Thesis!! Lol
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grmpysmrf

Ice · March 9, 2011, 10:31am

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grmpy and Olsen

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Sorry, dudes, but…

[url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEyk-iohLw”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEyk-iohLw

grmpysmrf · March 9, 2011, 10:46am

[reply]
grmpy and Olsen

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Sorry, dudes, but…

[url “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEyk-iohLw”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEyk-iohLw

Sorry My amusement is pissing people off… Really, you can’t see the humor in any of this? I’ll try to tone it down.
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grmpysmrf

Gunnar · March 9, 2011, 12:40pm

Yo, Olsen, a little food for thought here. Generally, when people are fighting on the internet, attacking someone’s physical appearance is universally accepted as a weak tactic and a pretty low blow.

Grumpy doesn’t seem to care (nor would I) but I’m just saying, in general, people that need to resort to such tactics are not respected much by others. If you think Grumpy is a big bad bully, then just let him be and others may agree with you as they’ll judge him by his actions.

But attacking people for being fat, making fun people with cancer, laughing at stutterers, or teasing burn victims (these are all just a few examples and I’m not saying you’re guilty of them) is EXACTLY the type of stuff real bullies do, so just ease up a bit and you might find that by taking the “high road” others’ perceptions of you may improve as well.

grmpysmrf · March 9, 2011, 1:11pm

You know he’s hit the dictionary for at least 3 of your words! You may wanna use smaller syllable words if you want him to understand.
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grmpysmrf

grmpysmrf · March 9, 2011, 2:22pm

For giggles sorry guys had I had 20 minutse of free time…

Just like every other thread he hijacks with his psycho rants and petulant bullying, here we have good ol’ Grmp again making an ass of himself and not realising when he is beaten.

It’s called winning, loser! You’re the one that can’t stay on topic here. We all responded to your “I’m a trust fund baby” post accordingly, you brought it off in this direction. You know, it’s really not hard to believe that you barely passed High school.

You can use the word FAIL as many times as you want

I just want you to be able to read at least one word I’ve posted to you. I know you know that word just cause of your school report card and granted it’s not really you reading it ‘cause it’s more of a sight word for you at this point, but I think sight words still count.

Lardass (yeah, I’ve seen those photos and you’re a real looker! you’re so buffed and handsome, homeboy!!) but it’s you whose doing all the failing here, Bud. Just look at yourself.

Lol, I’m 6’2 220. Yeah I’m a lard ass! Man, you are pathetic! So, now you’re taking the thread into a diet direction?

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing the next time you find yourself in the unemployment queue, bitching to the woman at the counter about inequality and injustice and the general indifference that average schmucks like you are dealt by the system.

No way, I’m getting an inheritance of 14 million next Tuesday! SUCK IT!!

FAIL

This actually doesn’t belong here, but I’m happy that you are encouraged enough to practice what you think is a spelling word!

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing when you’re busting a hump making a shitty wage teaching the future unemployed and gettin’ by on food stamps and handouts.

Because I stick up for and have sympathy for the down trodden doesn’t mean I am one of them. FAIL (see? it works here. Of course, when does FAIL not work with you?)

FAIL

You still spelled it correctly! Good job! That’s probably enough practice, you could probably move on to another word at this point, how about “naught”

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing

Oh, I’m going to (future tense) be failing which means I’m winning right now. FAIL!

when your wife (gee what a lucky girl! she’s landed herself quite the catch hasn’t she!)

She sure did, but who could blame her, really?

realises what a talentless, opinonated, low income earning hump she’s married and leaves you for someone with better prospects - like a taxi driver for instance!

She’s actually smart enough to know all of those criticisms that you just made are what’s known in the educated world as “smart” look it up! Actually, teachers don’t do too bad. Now you’re ripping on taxi drivers? They didn’t do anything to you. What a jerk!

FAIL

Alright, now it’s just sad.

It’s you whose going to be doing all the failing on the days you get custody of ol’ Grmpy Jr there, having to explain to him why there’s no money for Xmas presents or why you can’t afford to clothe him in anything other than hand me downs.

Wow, you already ended my marriage, Wait till my wife finds out, she’ll be in tears. What a jerk… But you gave me custody rights; I guess you’re not completely pessimistic.

“Daddy, why did the man behind the counter at the store today stare down his nose at us? Is it because we’re poor? All the kids at school make jokes about how poor we are. Why can’t you earn decent money like all the other moms and dads?”.

Someone should smack the crap out of that little kid!

FAIL

You sure did buddy, you sure did!

Ha!! What a loser.

If I lose my job I can get another one. If you lose your money, you’re a suicide.
Grmpy. 1
Olsen, 0

Go on, fire up and unleash one o’them hellfire and brimstone retorts you’re so famous for.

You mean like what you’ve been trying to imitate this whole time? Damn, never thought you would get that close to saying you are jealous. No need for jealousy, you got daddy’s money, remember?

The kind that end up isolating you from the rest of the prongs board because they make you look like such an out of control nutjob.

LOL projecting again. You should check into a mental hospital and get that worked on. Maybe you could drive your sister’s beamer there!!!

Wow, you’re such a hero! Can I be like you?

No, it requires a thought process.

I’m out buying sports cars

With daddy’s money… Don’t make it sound so glamorous, trust fund boy

and fucking 20 year old bikini babes FOR REAL

Sure you are, you’re the kinda guy that probably jerks it in front of his friends just so someone will look at it! Ha HA Loser
Even if you were banging 20 year old bikini babes, notice how many of them stick around with you… LOL!! FAIL!!

and you’re out busting a fucking hump just to put food on the table for wifey and little Billy, you hack.

Yeah, I’m such a loser for having a work ethic. Wish I was a trust fund baby so I could look down at those that actually take pride in the work they do.

Hey, here’s something you can teach your students: It doesn’t matter what your grades are…

“…If daddy will buy you a diploma.” Just keeping it real Bromo!

If you’re ugly

I’m the one that’s married!

and stupid

You’re the one that barely passed high school… Prolly should’ve failed, bet your daddy paid off an administrator just to push you through. I’m sure of it!

and working class and can only ever (barely) make ends meet by teaching high school level English, don’t despair!

Just so you know, “teacher” is not “working class.” They more than make ends meet, even entry level teachers. I have no debt, not even school loans. Again don’t mistake my sympathy, for the downtrodden and exploited, for membership.
Damn you’re dumb; it’s really achieving new heights! Or should I say depths?

You can always take over an internet music forum and be a WINNER in your own mind. Hell, it worked for me!!

No it didn’t, cause your daddy’s money can’t buy that! You know it does read like your jealous cause you can’t get a following behind you. Loser! And what’s that…? what do I hear… … … … ? FAIL

So go on…tell us all how you’re WIN WIN WIN all the time chump.

Wow, you really are jealous! Dude, It’s an internet forum, you should have loftier goals!!

I just emailed your comebacks to a bunch of mates and the responses I got were hilarious. Sort of along the lines of ''Who the fuck is that dickweed, man?"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

OH …MY ….GOD!!! You just admitted for all the internets to see that you got tutored on how to respond to me!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Seriously, I just squirted a tear based on the laughter that you have brought forth from me! Really, Thank you, Thank you!
That coupled with you thinking you have “friends” Are they really your friends or just there for your cash? You will never know!

“the responses I got were hilarious. Sort of along the lines of ''Who the fuck is that dickweed, man?”
Yeah, that’s hilarious!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!! Loser! FAIL, LOSER

Not to mention their reactions when I posted a link to your photos. What a looker indeed.

Damn, now you’re just living in fantasy land! Maybe your friends are fantasy too. I bet you made this entire bit up. You have no friends, you angry bitter little boy.

[reply]Hey here’s a question for ya, Grmps: if you’re so smart and such a fucking hump genius (pffft) why don’t you get a BETTER FUCKING JOB,

rather than preach your long winded, bullshit diatribes about what a failure eveybody you don’t like is?
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What do either of these two statements have to do with each other? Did your train of thought derail into something else?
Did it ever cross through that little peanut sitting atop your shoulders that I like what I do? Probably not. “No one can be happy unless they have inheritance money” according to you.

You would think I’m full of bile but I’m giggling the whole time this is going on, can you say the same? I bet not. Look how angry you are profanity; hate filled angry, diatribes, looking for other “friends” for support… You’re on your way to very unhealthy; meanwhile over on this side of the screen laughter is the best medicine! You tool! FAIL!

Oh, what’s that? Oh you can’t? It’s too HARD? Oh diddums. All them post high school accolades and academic glory really came in handy didn’t they? Guess you’ll just be poor forever then. Oh well.

Are you hearing things?

Fuck it. I’m off to the movies with a sexy litlle bitch I met through a friend at the club last weekend. Absolute fucking stunner

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA your bragging you got a date? Good for you sparky! Just out of curiosity, do you fly off the handle at them when they ask what time you have to have you dad’s Lexus home?

and I hear she puts out on the first date.

First class and quality all the way! Nothing but top shelf for my man Olsen! FAIL!!! (I put 3 ! for more emphasis)

Have fun changing nappies and worrying about them bills piling up on the kitchen table, shitkicker.

If it happens I’ll let you know

Don’t worry. You’ll pull through.

Oh now you want to be optimistic!

Maybe Jr can get a job delivering newspapers sometime soon

OR Maybe he’ll take a dump in your mail box

or wifey can get her tits out and pole dance at the local truckstop nudie bar,

That would be good for you then you could have a way to see some tits.

so you wont have to live off 3 minute noodles and tins of spam for the next twenty or so years.

LOL already way passed that but keep dreaming for the failure of someone else so you’re not alone in your FAIL

I’d say I feel sorry for you but…oh hell, I don’t.

I know. It’s already way passed established that you have no social conscience.
By all means don’t stop now. What else you got? This is endlessly entertaining for me!
Seriously, my favorite part of your post is when you said you had to go to friends for extra help on your board post!
HAHAHA Keep ‘em coming half wit!
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grmpysmrf

Peligro · March 9, 2011, 3:57pm

Maybe it would be better for all of us if you two just IGNORED EACH OTHER’S POSTS?!?!?!

You both have pros and cons.

You both win / fail.

Olsen you go back to being rich and carefree and having lots of sex and Grmpy you go back to wife and kids and teaching bored teenagers.

Settled.

Now…back to my apricot danish.

rev_skarekroe · March 9, 2011, 4:06pm

Finally, Peligro says something we can ALL agree on.

Peligro · March 9, 2011, 4:18pm

Yo, Olsen, a little food for thought here. Generally, when people are fighting on the internet, attacking someone’s physical appearance is universally accepted as a weak tactic and a pretty low blow.

In all fairness to Olsen, Grmpsmrf did re-post that pic of Olsen and make fun of it, which was a low blow… even for Grmpysmrf.

BOTH of them are looking fairly immature at this point.

I know Olsen personally and know for a fact that he’s a nice guy. Never heard him make fun of somebody’s physical appearance or be mean to anyone, which is more than I can say for a lot of other stinking rich people I know. And I went to school with a lot of stinking rich people. And all that stuff that he has said about busting a hump in Malaysia and turning a failing venture into a profit is true. And it’s something I could never do. So I guess he’s WIN on that account.

And he’s FAR from dumb. Although he should learn when to flame and when to just hold tight. It’s a subtle artform.

Gunnar · March 9, 2011, 4:29pm

In all fairness to Olsen, Grmpsmrf did re-post that pic of Olsen and make fun of it, which was a low blow… even for Grmpysmrf.

I was certainly not defending Grumpy when I posted that, and couldn’t recall (or be bothered to go back and re-read what Grumpy wrote – especially since I just skip through much of both parties’).

All I remember was Grumpy making fun of the photo and the pose, etc., and maybe calling him a kid. Olsen’s a good looking dude, but I think I earlier made fun of the photo too (back in the pics thread). It does look like something I see on those gay-friend-finder ads and such.

Anyway, other than Akbar, whom I’m totally gay for, I don’t know anyone on this board. I judge virtual people on a board based on what they write (and, yes, they’ve both written some douchey stuff on this board). If I meet someone in person I can judge their “real life” persona based on what I experience in person. I really never even think of the two as the same, though, which is probably why it never bothers me that most people on the internet think I’m a raging jackass.

Toot · March 9, 2011, 5:30pm

Peligro loves Olsen cause he bought him a Danish.