Well, let’s see…
My family sold off their business and, being a major shareholder, I got a small cut of the profits of the sale.
Several fails here:
Family businesses don’t have shareholders!=FAIL
If they did and you were:
A major shareholder=major cut of profits not a small cut… No foolin’ you failed econ. FAIL
Major shareholder=major decision maker… no wonder family sold their business and cut you in for a ”little bit” who wants a high school flunky making major decisions about the company? FAIL
Major shareholder=buy in. High school kids don’t have that kind of scratch which means daddy allowanced you in. which means you still have no work! FAIL
Immediately after, I took over an ailing timber supply business who were running at a $200k a year loss, fired the board of directors and a few scumbag labourers who were running the place dry with their cheats, scams and bogus claims, hired my own board and started up again from scratch - even though I had never worked in the timber industry.
Here’s a whole bunch of space worth of I don’t care.
But If I did care this is how I would fix your last statement for you
even though I had never worked
THe first year we ran at a loss,so, rather than cry over spilt milk, I flew to Malaysia, scouted out a major construction company and spent nearly six months bargaining and petitioning for a potential $2m a year contract against interested parties and major players from Britain, Dubai and The Netherlands - the stress of which almost sent me to the nuthouse, seeing as I could potentially have lost everything on one gamble.
Don’t they fuck children in Malaysia? I guess we know how you brokered your deal. Face down ass up. That is, if any of this is actually you and you’re not just repeating shit that you heard daddy tell his friends on the phone
“Almost put you in the nut house?” I think the Ghetto would be more appropriate. You spoiled, know nothing, retard
With little to no experience or business acumen I pulled off a major coup and against all odds won the contract, much to the chagrin of all involved. Flew back to Melbourne, spoke to a contractor about expanding the business to include the workload which the new deal would bring us and sunk a further $500k of my own money into the business - once again massive gampble if it didn’t pay off.
No you didn’t
After two nervous years of sweating it out and busting a gut to appease our (cutthroat) Malaysian clients I turned a business that was running at a substantial loss into a $3m a year profitable venture - as I said with little to NO business acumen or experience - basically after falling down a thousand times, making a thousand mistakes but perservering until I found a way through.
No you didn’t
In fact I did so well that I ended up selling the business to the Malaysians who made me a deal that no sane minded business owner would turn down.
Let’s see how accurate your math teacher was… 2 houses totaling 3 million dollars, 2 million in the bank, and over a hundy large for charity, (for tax purposes no doubt) and a $70,000 lexus for a grand total of 5,170,001…plus all of your “+s” which, generously, probably puts you at about 7 million, which you have after selling 3 million dollar a year business. Yep, you are fucking stupid!!!
Since then I’ve sunk some money into an inner city club, built up a substantial share portfolio ( with NO ONE to show me HOW to invest) and donated over $100k in the last year alone to charity.
No you didn’t
If that’s not good enough for you, cock knocker, then I really couldn’t give a shit. However, with all of that in mind it’s little wonder I treat your attempts at character assassination a little like someone had farted in the room.
Character assassination? You’re the one that told everyone they’re lazy since they didn’t inherit their money. You shot yourself in the face dipshit! Your whole life is FAIL, even high school LOL HAHA Fuckin’ retard. Jack ass! You’re too stupid to realize it!
Late,
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