Who wants to be Al Jourgensen for Halloween?

Discussion
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i don’t get it.

I don’t either.

Maybe Urban Dictionary will help . . .
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate

Doh! No, that didn’t help much.

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Whenever I hear of these goofy supposed sex acts that I’m quite sure never actually exist in reality (i.e. the “Dirty Sanchez”) I think of the movie “Deuce Bigelow: European Gigelow” where they keep referring to these hilariously named sex things you can order . . . . . like . . . THE PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST.

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Whenever I hear of these goofy supposed sex acts that I’m quite sure never actually exist in reality (i.e. the “Dirty Sanchez”) I think of the movie “Deuce Bigelow: European Gigelow” where they keep referring to these hilariously named sex things you can order . . . . . like . . . THE PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST.

And what about the Alabama Sledgehammer? I mean…where are you supposed to come up with a Batman costume on the spur of the moment? It’s hard enough to just come up with a cape.

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It’s hard enough to just come up with a cape.

Towel, safety pin. Problem solved
Late,
grmpysmrf

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[reply]It’s hard enough to just come up with a cape.

Towel, safety pin. Problem solved
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

I hope for the sake of your sexcapade partners that your prowess far exceeds your sense of fashion. [:|]

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Who really needs costumes to catch a nut?? I was just offering advice.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Who really needs costumes to catch a nut?? I was just offering advice.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Introducing a safety pin to the proceedings is not sound advice. [;)] Take it from someone who knows.

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[reply]Who really needs costumes to catch a nut?? I was just offering advice.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Introducing a safety pin to the proceedings is not sound advice. [;)] Take it from someone who knows.[/reply]
LOL
Why not? It’s “safe.”
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Don’t most goths come with safety pins?

Good point.

Pun intended.