You beat me to it,grmps…
I know, right? I might need to try and actually make this wondrous beast.
I think it should come with one of these to sweeten the deal:
FILTH PIG/ GAME SHOW — Master Tape
But seriously. That sounds awesome.
I’m actually kind of frustrated that I can’t buy that hot dog right now, and I’m considering doing some lab work to see if I can create it myself.
Al should take 3 or 4 years off and reinvigorate himself. Use his money to repair his health…live at a spa & do yoga, get massages, do aroma therapy, work out, eat vegan, stop smoking & drinking…find his inner chi!
Also be nice to see him with less tattoos (can he do acid bath to fade em out or something?) and zero piercings…it be great to watch him appear on Conan or Jimmy Kimmel as a regular clean-cut guy with a nice haircut & wearing a tailored suit.
It’s really time to finally grow the fuck up, ya know?! [laugh]