What makes Peligro happy

This thread is as queer as a tennis helmet…

I also like nude beaches.

Sorry I should have mentioned that before.

Apologies for any inconveniences this may have caused.

I also like nude beaches.

I thought all beaches were nude. How exactly does a beach put on clothes?

A nude beach is like a regular beach but extensively covered in dong.

A nude beach is like a regular beach but extensively covered in dong.

Ah, a special covering of dong.

Old man dong.

Old man dong.

Balls to their knees, several miles of wrinkly schlong for all to see.

Don’t forget about the token old woman with saggy tits and a huge bush…