Screw that . . . let’s just go straight to “Ministry Deathmatch”. I’ve not seen a pic of Gerda yet, but she seems like she could be a scrapper. I’d put money on her flipping Pippi by her red braided pigtails.
I don’t think it would take much; AJ is about 95-105 lbs.
Don’t forget Patty. Let’s bring her out of retirement, too.
Oh yeah, nice call! I think Patty might have a good chance on serious smackdown!
just got back from el yim…so wearing mi selecion nacional de mexico jersey…ahora que cabrones…y si…mi papa es el barbie
Ministry Deathmatch.
I need a pencil.
you people are impossible. and that’s fucking funny. btw, I would only agree to a deathmatch with Sascha. and only because we would out-verbalize each other whilst standing still.and speaking three languages.no body blows. can’t hang with the physical encroagement upon my body by a man or anyone else, for that matter.
thanks gunnar, the pippi angle was choice. but I don’t get much competition. Never have. And I don’t wear wigs, and only wear my own old leather jackets, and still no makeup, aside from lipstick, so there’s the strategy rub for the competition which does present itself. I am not about pretense.
never had to suck up to anyone. all puns absolutely intended.
I’m once again browsing Prongs shirtless. What the fuck is it with me. Goddamn.
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Me too, homie (pretty typical when I’m at home). Cut off sweat pants. No shoes, no shirt, no dignity.
Ladies…
I don’t think you were privy to the “I’m a trust fund baby and inherited all of my money from daddy and I want to rub that in the face of my math teacher, while I fuck chicks who put out on the first date.” posts.
If that’s how you interpreted the initial explanation of my circumstances, then fine, we’ll leave it at that and everyone can be happy. Your accusations are not 100% inaccurate, it must be said, and I will admit freely that I am somewhat privileged and have inherited money along the way (like fucking 40% of the community has at some point). However, I have run my own business successfully, sold it and now live on the profits I made (which in turn have been reinvested in others ventures). Believe what you want believe. If that doesn’t satiate the predetermined view you have of me I really don’t care any more.
“Oh no. Oh no. I know your life better than you do. That’s not how it is at all. You inherited everything, every last cent, and you’ve never worked a day in your miserable life, just like every other rich scumbag I loathe so intensely. I hate you and everybody like you cos i’m a petty class hater and I will always be blue collar!”
I’ll keep up the pretence that you are a hack teacher from a blue collar dive, who is intermittently unemployed and relies on welfare payouts now and then just to get by. Oh and you have a shitty taste in music. Almost forgot.
Have fun getting up early tomorrow and going in to work. Personally, I’ll be waking up around 10am, will have coffee at my favorite bistro, will mosey on down and visit a friend who has just had a baby and then on to a health spa / massage parlour to have a mineral spa bath, sauna and nude rub down and “hand relief” given to me by the very lovely and very spunky Alesha.
That’s my Friday!!
Anyway back on topic, I’m currently wearing white underpants and…well, a watch. That’s it. Actually they’re more like thong undies, cos there’s very little at the back and the damn thing is riding up my crotch like you wouldn’t believe. It’s like a silky cock sock or something.
Yep. I’m posting on prongs wearing only a cock sock. Probably the first time anyone has ever posted that here.
Oh and Gerda…stalker? What the fuck??
Lame.
You could at least ask her to use her mouth.
They don’t do that there. The place I’m going to isn’t a brothel per se. It’s a fancy pants health spa, but they do give a limited amount of adult services in private booths. They will rub your entire body with lotion (including your penis and your butthole) and you can come but that’s it. They’re not licensed to do oral and you can’t touch them back. So it’s basically getting a very expessive massage and a wank. You can walk around the joint in the nude though. Everyone is nude (you have to be 18 + of course) in the sauna and spas - both male and female. It’s definitely not a ‘dirty old man’ type place. Actually very posh and classy. Some very nice girls in the sauna last time I was there and everybody behaves themselves. They don’t advertise though, so don’t ask. And it’s one of those places that if you have to ask how much it costs, then you probably can’t afford it.
They will rub your entire body with lotion (including your penis and your butthole)…
SOLD.
Actually very posh and classy.
Yes, classy.
Well…y’know what I mean. It’s a countryclub / health spa kind of thing out in the country with “pleasurable services” available (that’s how it’s spelled out on the pamphlet). It’s situated in this big ol’ beautiful mansion set on this 3 acre property, complete with landscaped gardens, ponds, weeping willows and even friggen white peacocks wandering around. Very beautiful.
The services aren’t ‘dirty’ and there’s a long list of ‘don’ts’ which you have to strictly abide by. No going up to other guests and hitting on them. No engaging in intimate behaviour with other guests (or, um, yourself). The girls who deal out the massages aren’t nude themselves. Apart from rubbing you down they will talk dirty to you (of the “oooh dear…naughty boy you’ve made my panties all wet” variety), but that’s it. The only draw back is that the only thing that seperates you from the other guests while you are getting massaged is a flimsy, see through silk curtain. So if you are a loud…ahem…orgasmer, everybody will hear you. And there are no male staff available for massages -so it’s women on women (and there are plenty of women customers) only. Very bizarre to lay there getting massaged while elderly (and dignified) ladies behind other curtains are squealing, huffing, puffing, hooting and screaming behind clenched teeth while getting their bush attended to.
And you don’t just go there for the massage. In fact, during a two hour allotment, the massage only makes up about 20 - 30 minutes. The rest of the time you are drinking herbal teas and relaxing in the mineral spas and sauna.
I’m feeling relaxed just thinking about it!!
If that’s how you interpreted the initial explanation of my circumstances, then fine,
Yeah myself and pretty much the rest of the board
I will admit freely that I am somewhat privileged and have inherited money along the way (like fucking 40% of the community has at some point).
So what your saying is the majority of the population is lazy with hand outs from the state unless they were part of the lucky 40 that were able to mooch off their parents… excellent standard!
However, I have run my own business successfully, sold it and now live on the profits
Couldn’t handle working for a living huh?
If that doesn’t satiate the predetermined view you have of me I really don’t care any more.
Predetermined view? The level of stupid out of you really is phenominal!! I’m talking kelly bundy-like proportions.
My view of you comes from the really shallow and narrow view of life and the world that you share here on the board… I didn’t pick your name out of a fucking hat and assign any character traits to you.
Btw I’m digging this new vocabulary. “Satiate” where’d ya get that nickel word ? Pay one of your “friends” for it? Have to be since you spelled it correctly and used it correctly… Or are you just trying to put some distance between you and “plausible thumbs?”
"Oh no. Oh no. I know your life better than you do. That’s not how it is at all. You inherited everything, every last cent, and you’ve never worked a day in your miserable life, just like every other rich scumbag I loathe so intensely. I hate you and everybody like you cos i’m a petty class hater and I will always be blue collar!"o/
I comment on the bullshit you put out here. I’m no class hater.(although props for taking notes from the fox talking points) I just hate worthless lay abouts that know nothing of hard work and look down on those that do.
You got lucky. That doesn’t make you magically better than everyone and that’s how you certainly present yourself. Shall I dig up your posts where you rip on those getting a shit wage because they are being exploited by some already rich owner, shouldn’t be too hard to find one.
I’ll keep up the pretence that you are a hack teacher from a blue collar dive, who is intermittently unemployed and relies on welfare payouts now and then just to get by.
Phenominally stupid!
As I’ve said before teaching is white collar. I’ve never been intermittently unemployed. I don’t know where you got that. And I’ve never been on welfare… although would it be any different if I lived on daddy handout?
Oh and you have a shitty taste in music. Almost forgot.
How could you say that that was so mean [rolleyes]
Have fun getting up early tomorrow and going in to work. Personally, I’ll be waking up around 10am, will have coffee at my favorite bistro, will mosey on down and visit a friend who has just had a baby and then on to a health spa / massage parlour to have a mineral spa bath, sauna and nude rub down and “hand relief” given to me by the very lovely and very spunky Alesha.
God damn, you are so completely clueless! Completely clueless
At the very least you’re bragging about going to a whore… maybe if you weren’t such an asshole you wouldn’t have to pay for it or be living by yourself and smoking and drinking yourself to sleep. I completely understand why you’re so angry all the time… you’re out of pot, you got nothing else to do but post all angry n shit on prongs until you can mellow with your next bong rip and forget about prongs until yer out of pot again.
Nobodys jealous of you, stop trying to impress everyone with your bullshit rich boy bragging. Nobody cares you pay some poor girl to rub your asshole (I feel bad for that chick)
Yep. I’m posting on prongs wearing only a cock sock. Probably the first time anyone has ever posted that here.
Congratulations, winner.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Anyway, I’m wearing a shirt I got for a dollar at the Barbeques Galore going out of business sale, a shirt from Istanbul that a friend got me, and jeans.
A Barcelona messi kind of day.
They will rub your entire body with lotion
If you happen to be a Senator’s daughter would they lower you into a pit/well and say in a transvestite voice: “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.”
Barcelona messi
Legend.
Can’t wait to see him destroy Man U in a few weeks time.