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Intelligence doesn’t seem to be important here though.

You said it Marilyn.

keep one hand free.

A motto for life methinks.

You just never know when you might have to masturbate. [mad][mad][mad]

…she’s hot as hell. Just Google Image her and keep one hand free.

One hand free…?

[image]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/Millwhore/ofsg8w.gif[/image]

Haha! Peligro [:)]

Nice rebel flag in the background, and is that a poster for the Stallone film Cobra I see on the wall??

Wow, ol’ cletus there is proppin’ the NES in style… lolz!

YOU DUNS GOTS ME DE INTERNETS?

Sleeping good tonight.
It’s sleeping well, you’ll be sleeping well tonight. Intelligence doesn’t seem to be important here though.

If you’re going to end a sentence with a preposition, at least have the courtesy to put a comma before “though”.

Grammar Police is so 2001.

1002

The chick on G4 is Olivia Munn, she’s hot as hell.

She is as hot as hell.

She also looks alarmingly like the bridesmaid at our wedding.

[shocked]


OK…Just showed this to my wife. Her reaction was to clasp her hand over her mouth, with her eyes wide open and cry out: OMG!!! It’s ----------- ---------!!! It’s SO her! I can’t believe the shit you freaks dig up on the internet. You’re all so creepy and weird.

Then she ran out of the room giggling hysterically.

(And this is from the woman I recently caught sitting at our computer, naked from the waist down, browsing porn sites featuring hot young women wearing giant fake strap on penises and squirting bucketloads of ‘cum’ into each others mouths.)

The photos of newest phallic-shaped object are on page two, row two, photo two:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=29741&id=1319672199&l=15b37771c4

Enjoy!

Grammar Police is so 2001.
Please don’t profess to know what is ‘not hot’.

Grammar Police is so 2001.
Please don’t profess to know what is ‘not hot’.

that’s tenohtwo backwards… freaky

(And this is from the woman I recently caught sitting at our computer, naked from the waist down, browsing porn sites featuring hot young women wearing giant fake strap on penises and squirting bucketloads of ‘cum’ into each others mouths.)

‘Lucky’ is one way of looking at it. I guess. Yeah…hell, why not.

My wife is of Danish/Norwegian descent and let me tell you, they LOVE their porn. It’s ‘sex sex sex sex’ talk 24 hours a day. If you think I’m kidding then you obviously haven’t met her relatives. Pervy…and then some.

The mind boggles.

I’m in the only relationship I know of, where the wife and not the husband keeps a stash of porn under the bed and at the back of the closet.

In Denmark - where we visited a few years back - there is a walk in pornography section at the back of nearly every newsagent, there are adverts for porno dvds and mags during ‘family’ time viewing and salesmen will actually come doorknocking to get people to subscribe to various porno distributors. There are even vending machines stocked with dildos, wet wipes, anal plugs and XXX comics at railway stations.

Like sex?? Go Danish.

Haha. I’ll have to keep that one in mind. But, aren’t the Danish like the nu-canadians that no one cares about anymore.

Watched some south park.

Scandinavian women have a leg up in life, genetically speaking.

Check out the work of Petter Hegre, Norwegian photogapher (and probably the luckiest bastard on earth):

http://www.hegre-art.com/

It’s erotic art, not porn.

I’m sure there’s some who after awhile just get tired of the tits. I’d love it, but I doubt i’d be able to do that for so long.

It’s erotic art, not porn.

Who cares? it all looks spank worthy!

I do remember dating a ‘nordic’ chick at one point and…yeah, I guess she was quite the sex mad type. Unashamed of being nude on any number of occasions. Maybe it’s something in those crystal clear nordic fjords that make them all such horny devils.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHKXICefFw&NR=1url]

Bill Hicks (look him up if you must) probably wouldn’t be thinking of shoes if he saw this…[

Sorry, but how do i make a “clickable” link?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHKXICefFw&NR=1
bracket [ type the 3 letters, “url” then close bracket]

type the address, in this case: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHKXICefFw&NR=1

then at the end of the address you need to type another bracket [ a forward slash / then type the 3 letters, “url” then close bracket]

with . in between so it doesn’t code up it should look like this [. url.].www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHKXICefFw&NR=1.[. /.url.]
it won’t show it[:/]
Late,
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