[reply][reply]I couldnt eat a person in any emergency situation. Not because it’s inhumane or immoral or anything, i just couldnt bring myself to do it, too disgusting. I’m perfectly fine starving to death in such a situation.
*Unless someone happened to bring some good seasoning and hamburger buns and a charcoal grill; it might give enough flavoring to mask the fact that your’e eating human meat. LOL.
You say that, but survival mode takes over and you’ll find yourself doing shit you never dreamed of doing just cause your brain says stay alive.[/reply]
You’re probably right. Curious about what was going through those peoples minds when they decided to have a Timmy sandwich. Tempted to track this story down.
Also these poeple were athletes on a rugby team so they prob had decent meat on the bones HAHA!! In the real world someone like me would probably get stuck having to eat a 300 pound Magic the Gathering enthusiast.[/reply]
HAHA! Holy hell. Nature tried everything it could to kill these guys. 10 degrees below, thin air, storms, and an AVALANCHE.
My initial thoughts while reading was why didn’t these bozos try leaving the mountains? Intractable sure, but not impossible, and beats freezing your ass off living in the snowy mountains like a dickhead and being forced to eat your friends. LOL.
Idk my instinct would be to get the fuck outta the mountians at all costs.
My grandfather served in the Korean War and said they served him some meat right off the grill, BBQing…troops told him later it was dog meat. Shrugged, didn’t think anything.
Weeks later, he ate cat meat. “I had seconds on the cat,” he told me [laugh]
I’ll pretty much eat anything as long as it tastes good. I draw the line, though, with bugs and humans. In May, towards the end of school, chocolate covered crickets had been the rage with the students… HELL NO!!! Not for me. Wont even try 'em. When i was in high school we had a science teacher that would eat mealworms in class during lectures… ugh, no way, barf city. But a served up, dog, cat, rabbit, horse snake, whatever cooked and seasoned right… pass me the silverware and a napkin.
As I like trying weird stuff and also get a lot of opportunity to do so in my travels I often get asked what the weirdest thing I had was . . . .
About 10 years ago I was in Korea and had gone out for sashimi and soju with my clients. At one point a man came out with a fancy board of dark red chunks of meat and a shot glass with a murky white thick looking liquid.
My host tells me, “Chef give you honor and want you to have this.”
I said, “Yes, of course. Thank you. Kamsamidan. What is it?”
He points to the items . . . . “This is meat from head of tuna and this is TEARS of the tuna?”
“Tears?” I ask, then pointing to my eye . . . “You mean like tears tears?”
“Yes, tears.”
“Okay.” Then making sign language with my drink, “So, how should I do it? Do I sip it or shoot it?”
“Yes,” he signals the ‘shot’ sign. “Shoot.”
“All righty then.” And I drank it.
It was pretty gnarly. Not like offensive or anything. Just kind of thick and a bit salty and weird. Certainly not something I’d drink by choice, but I’ve had far more repulsive (going by flavor alone).
There used to be a restaurant in Santa Monica called TYPHOON. It was an Asian place and it had menus that featured insects, frogs, sea snakes, etc.
They are permanently closed now, though, because they were also serving all kinds of endangered and illegal shit . . . whale, white abalone, you name it. I ate there about 15 years ago, and then I saw them on an expose show and they got shut down big time, haha.
ya’ll fuckers get hungry enough, trust me you will be eating, i dont care if it is a 2 week old dead baby dog dipped in shit, you will dig in if it gets serious enough.
ya’ll fuckers get hungry enough, trust me you will be eating, i dont care if it is a 2 week old dead baby dog dipped in shit, you will dig in if it gets serious enough.
Thanks for the update. BTW a “baby dog” is called a puppy. Go ahead and use that from now on. Trust me, most people are familiar with the word puppy. They’ll know you mean “baby dog.”
[reply]ya’ll fuckers get hungry enough, trust me you will be eating, i dont care if it is a 2 week old dead baby dog dipped in shit, you will dig in if it gets serious enough.
Thanks for the update. BTW a “baby dog” is called a puppy. Go ahead and use that from now on. Trust me, most people are familiar with the word puppy. They’ll know you mean “baby dog.”[/reply]
LOOOL that roast.
Besides I dont think you could eat 2 week old dead anything. Meat would be so spoiled and rotten it’d do you more harm than good.