The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun...

You realize I wasn’t serious about the dynamite on a bow and arrow, right? The Duke’s of Hazzard reference should have clued you in. The only thing weaker than a weak argument is arguing against a joke comment.

Well, you never can tell considering some of the retorts you’ve given for your beloved guns.
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grmpysmrf

Can you just stop being such a whiny faggot for once? Jesus fuck, man.

More than 10 times as many people die of old age in America than from guns. FACT.

We should make it illegal to be old.
Ship 'em all to Canada or something.
Damn hippies.

you’re more likely to not make it to old age cause of gun violence. FACT.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Can you just stop being such a whiny faggot for once? Jesus fuck, man.

can you just keep to your fucking self unless you have something decent to contribute? ooooh, but then you’d be all alone… I understand. carry on with your stupid macho aggressive internet posturing. dumb ass.
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grmpysmrf

[reply]More than 10 times as many people die of old age in America than from guns. FACT.

We should make it illegal to be old.
Ship 'em all to Canada or something.
Damn hippies.

you’re more likely to not make it to old age cause of gun violence. FACT.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

That’s not a fact. That is simply blatant and intentional lying to fit with your own personal views. You should shut the fuck up and quit lying if you want to be taken seriously and attempt to have a real discussion with people.

In certain areas of the world and even some areas in the U.S. that may be somewhat true but to make such a broad statement like that is stupid and doesn’t help prove any sort of point you’re trying to make because of how badly it reeks of bullshit.

People like you are the reason why shit we want done doesn’t get taken seriously. Like I’ve said before, you’re like a liberal Rush Limbaugh. You are actually more detrimental to your own “causes” and beliefs than any opposition could ever be because of how ridiculous you are and the amount of empty statements you make.

[reply][reply]More than 10 times as many people die of old age in America than from guns. FACT.

We should make it illegal to be old.
Ship 'em all to Canada or something.
Damn hippies.

you’re more likely to not make it to old age cause of gun violence. FACT.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

That’s not a fact. That is simply blatant and intentional lying to fit with your own personal views. You should shut the fuck up and quit lying if you want to be taken seriously and attempt to have a real discussion with people.

In certain areas of the world and even some areas in the U.S. that may be somewhat true but to make such a broad statement like that is stupid and doesn’t help prove any sort of point you’re trying to make because of how badly it reeks of bullshit.

People like you are the reason why shit we want done doesn’t get taken seriously. Like I’ve said before, you’re like a liberal Rush Limbaugh. You are actually more detrimental to your own “causes” and beliefs than any opposition could ever be because of how ridiculous you are and the amount of empty statements you make.[/reply]
Jesus, your’e fucking stupid. No shit what I wrote wasn’t a fact. I was kidding dumb ass.
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply][reply][reply]More than 10 times as many people die of old age in America than from guns. FACT.

We should make it illegal to be old.
Ship 'em all to Canada or something.
Damn hippies.

you’re more likely to not make it to old age cause of gun violence. FACT.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

That’s not a fact. That is simply blatant and intentional lying to fit with your own personal views. You should shut the fuck up and quit lying if you want to be taken seriously and attempt to have a real discussion with people.

In certain areas of the world and even some areas in the U.S. that may be somewhat true but to make such a broad statement like that is stupid and doesn’t help prove any sort of point you’re trying to make because of how badly it reeks of bullshit.

People like you are the reason why shit we want done doesn’t get taken seriously. Like I’ve said before, you’re like a liberal Rush Limbaugh. You are actually more detrimental to your own “causes” and beliefs than any opposition could ever be because of how ridiculous you are and the amount of empty statements you make.[/reply]
Jesus, your’e fucking stupid. No shit what I wrote wasn’t a fact. I was kidding dumb ass.
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Oh, is that going to be your go-to excuse now? “Kidding”? When someone calls grumpy out on his bullshit it’s not because he was lying or being a fucking idiot, he was just “kidding”, dummy.

Like every other time you’ve said shit equally as stupid.

Oh yeah cause I call kidding all the time!
quit your fucking crying you fucking pussy.
It was a joke. deal with it
Late,
grmpysmed

Oh yeah cause I call kidding all the time!
quit your fucking crying you fucking pussy.
It was a joke. deal with it
Late,
grmpysmed

Shut up and go fuck a Douglas fir, you fucking hippie scum.

“call kidding”? What are you, five? Get fucked already.

Alright, I have to call shenanigans here.

I distinctly remember that although no baddies were ever hurt, both Sergeant First Class B.A. Baracus and Captain H. M. “Howling Mad” Murdock each in separate episodes was seriously wounded and had to get a life saving transfusions of the other’s blood, with hilarious results.

Also, there was that weird episode of the Smurfs where Gargamel engineered that Smurf STD where they would turn purple and run around biting each other on the ass and go GNAP GNAP all the time.

Yes, both of these are equally relevant to the actual topic at hand. Faggots.

[reply]Oh yeah cause I call kidding all the time!
quit your fucking crying you fucking pussy.
It was a joke. deal with it
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grmpysmed

Shut up and go fuck a Douglas fir, you fucking hippie scum.

“call kidding”? What are you, five? Get fucked already.[/reply]
Oh struck a nerve did I?
It hurts now but don’t worry you’ll be back tomorrow.
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grmpysmrf

Alright, I have to call shenanigans here.

I distinctly remember that although no baddies were ever hurt, both Sergeant First Class B.A. Baracus and Captain H. M. “Howling Mad” Murdock each in separate episodes was seriously wounded and had to get a life saving transfusions of the other’s blood, with hilarious results.

Damn! Well played, Brother. Well played.

Also, there was that weird episode of the Smurfs where Gargamel engineered that Smurf STD where they would turn purple and run around biting each other on the ass and go GNAP GNAP all the time.

Wow. I have a really fuzzy memory of this one. I don’t remember them biting each other on the ass, but I do remember some darky Smurfs shouting GNAP GNAP!!

Oh, and, yes. Davelybob totally won the arguments on this thread. I don’t remember or care what the topic even was, but that nigga won fo sho!!

Oh, and, yes. Davelybob totally won the arguments on this thread. I don’t remember or care what the topic even was, but that nigga won fo sho!!

Davely bob is a high status motherfucker, motherfucker.
Late,
grmpysmrf

I believe the phrase you are looking for is

“Regulators, roll out.”

Just saying if you are looking for a Fed law that is on the magnitude of the Brady Act from the current clowns sitting in office, you are dreaming. They can’t even pass a budget; and gun Lobbyists are abundant.

States are not much better in authoring legislation, which is where a good portion of gun regulations reside. Florida recently made all computers illegal when they were trying to rid the state of internet cafe’s (gambling halls). Many years ago, Florida also passed a Scarlet Letter law that was eventually overturned.

Just saying if you are looking for a Fed law that is on the magnitude of the Brady Act from the current clowns sitting in office, you are dreaming. They can’t even pass a budget; and gun Lobbyists are abundant.

Yep. If people think lobbyists and lawmakers are the agents of change, they’re insane.

The way to make a difference in this world is by screaming on the internet or making clever memes to show how serious the issue is.

Word up! Davely Bob is not whack!

This is correct. However, I DO care a lot about the smack and crack and whack that hits the street.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The way to make a difference in this world is by screaming on the internet or making clever memes to show how serious the issue is.

This is true. Also, an abundance of Guy Fawkes masks are needed and should be worn by protesters who want to be taken seriously.

Thank you! I forgot about the Guy Fawkes’ masks. Those are important.

Anyway . . . back to the original topic. I’m not sure if Grumpy meant this story as a serious case study or not but he did use it somewhat as supporting evidence for his “no guns! guns is bad!” platform so I’ll treat it as such for any sweeping generalizations I may make below . . .

It always boggles my mind when people take an extreme news case and then use it as an example of what WOULD, COULD, or DOES happen every time such a scenario plays out.

No, the reason this was a news story to begin with is because it was different, unique, shocking, and unexpected. Your average Joe does not rush to tackle the guy with the gun. That is what made those two dudes AWESOME. They defied the norm (and probably saved lives in the process). Could they have done it more effectively and faster if THEY had guns themselves? Yeah, maybe. Who knows? I don’t care. It’s not important and that’s not the point of the story.

I see people do this stuff all the time . . .

“Johnny killed himself while listening to Marilyn Manson and he said in his diary that the lyrics showed him that his was the way out” . . . OH MY GOD!!! EVERY KID THAT LISTENS TO MARILYN MANSON IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF!!!

Or people will see some tidbit about a guy who snapped and slashed some dude in a bar with a broken bottle: “He was raised by his Lutheran parents and he had a Bible in his glove compartment” . . . SEE??? DON’T YOU SEE? ALL CHRISTIANS ARE GOING TO CUT PEOPLE IN BARS!!! THIS GUY HAD A BIBLE AND KILLED A DUDE AND THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL DO!!!

I’m not picking on any specific side or ideology. All passionate knuckleheads do it who are not especially adept at making logical arguments or conclusions.

It’s funny. That’s all.