Well, gentleman… batting eyelashes
Icepick, I dare say you are getting a little excited because you think you’ve seen my breast.
Nope. I think the thought of bangin’ a chick with a guy whom I can legitimately call “Dildo” is way more appealing.
[;)]
Man, fuck RPGs. This thread is way more fun.
The only type of RPG I like my men playing are text based.
Yes I’m serious.
And we’re all in separate parts of the world, no?
BlueVelvet has a vagina?
Pic, please.
I thought yer comment on my girlfriend was suitably bitchy.
THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO MARRY YOU AND ENGAGE IN A SORDID SOGGY SPITROAST WITH ICEPICK EVEN MOAAAAARRRRR
Gave Nethack a whirl, but FUCK. Too many hardcore.
What makes you think I’ll post a picture of my vagina? Technically it would be my vulva you are interested in seeing however. What part of Melbourne are you in?
Icepick, would you seriously make gay love with another man for me?
Gay? No. Questionably straight? We’ll see.
dildo, you are the coolest motherfucker. Straight up.
[laugh]
I meant a picture of your face.
Unless that resembles a vagina.
That would be quite funny and interesting.
Icepick, out of all the people on this forum, I’d much prefer to look you in the eyes and laugh and smile while spitroasting Velvet.
I can just leave you two to it if you like?
velvet, why are you sick. are you in a hospital bed somewhere? just curious.
I’m sick cause I’ve fucked too many a swine, and the bed varies.
Lol, swine flu.
Did I say swine flu?
No.
I said it coz yer probably fat.
You’d still hit it.
With a sledgehammer to the vulva.
Well at least you’ve learned the correct term for a woman’s genitalia now, and cconsidering you’ve probably never seen a real live one that’s pretty good.
Yeah. But necrophilia’s okay once ya get used to the smell.
in canada it’s not rape if it’s dead.
