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yea right…gonna make sure i post my picture here for you ladies here…not…

You’re the one that offered, Jackass.
And there are no ladies active on Prongs, so don’t worry about that.

Have a great night. I’ll try not to let your mercilessly devastating bullying get to me. I’ll try. Somehow . . .

so you have a pic with a lady…point is ?

Gunnar, you look like you should be wearing that one Phil Collins shirt with that headdress.

The death metal one?
A friend of ours played “In The Air Tonight” at our favorite piano bar on Thursday. Such a shirt would have been great for the evening.

so you have a pic with a lady…point is ?

You mentioned posting your photo, then decided not to.
You also mentioned ladies, though there really are none here.

The one in my photo actually ASKED ME to have her photo taken with me. She stopped assisting passengers onto the plane to take a photo with me (I asked for one in return, obviously). Then she offered me a glass of champagne.

What’s my point? Oh, gee, let’s see . . . . I guess my point is that while you’re being a big faggy emo prick and TRYING to cast some shadow on my character for slamming your idiotic comments on a message board, I’m too busy being AWESOME to give a crap.

Something like that, at least. You can take it as you wish, though. You’re the full blood German, after all.

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if you have to promo pics , its a sad side of reality with your self.

if you have to promo pics , its a sad side of reality with your self.

I don’t have to promo anything.
You thought Grumpy and I were ladies, so I thought perhaps you’d never actually SEEN a lady in real life. So, perhaps a side by side comparison of me (a man) and the pretty gal from Emirates airlines (a lady) might help clear up some confusion for you.

Just because I own the site, doesn’t mean I can’t be helpful.

Is this turning out the way you expected, Years?
I’m not really sure what your goals were, and I’d like to know if you are any closer to achieving them. Let me know if there’s anything more I can help with.

Cheers!

y.o.d you cant beat me…

gunnar your an idiot…

y.o.d you cant beat me…

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
Seriously, I have no idea what you are trying to say.
But, uhhh, Y.O.D. right back at ya, Sweet Pea.

gunnar is my best friend.

I don’t doubt that. But it is pretty sad . . .

Your best friend is a guy on the Internet who you’ve never met and thinks you’re a silly dimwit. You might want to try to make some new friends.

i love you all …cuz i love to fuck with you…be out of site and out of mind…lost my twin sister today to breast cancer…xoxoxo

Sorry to hear that, Dude.
Best wishes for your family.

I like Twisted Sister.

Would you like to present a counter?

OK, I’m gonna do this for the benefit of yearsofdecay. Listen up and listen good, kiddo, cos it’s only going to come around once. This is how one argues one’s point on a message board.

Ahem…

“Present a counter”?

Oh dear lord come again. Talk about beating a dead horse, Gypsie-Nash. Look at your computer screen Gunnar. Now look slightly to the right. See that pad with the funny markings and numerals scribbled higgeldy piggeldy all over the front? That’s a calendar, son. Now look at the date on the calender. See how it says 2015!?!?! 2015. That’s the year we’re talking about. The year we happen to be living in right now.

So - pray tell - what business does a sad sack of shit band like Twisted Sister have in 2015??

Remember Care Bears? Reebok Pumps? Pac Man? Scott Baio?!?!? Ring any bells here? What would all of the aforementioned have in common with Twisted Sister? Huh? Think about it for just a second. What might they ALL have in common??

I’ll tell you what - they went the way of the fucken dinosaur THAT"S WHAT!!

Jesus H. Worthington Christ what kind of feeble assed shit are you trying to pull here? You insult our collective intelligence by introducing this shit into the mx? Brother you need to get it sorted and get it sorted quick.

Look around - see anyone rockin’ out to The Sister do you? No. And for good reason too. We’re Not Gonna Take It. I Wanna Rock. Heavy Metal Christmas. This shit is worse than a coked out Jerry Bruckheimer teaming up to make a “sure fire mega hit” with a (post Golden Child) Eddie Murphy and the fat kid from The Goonies - and with a soundtrack as sung by Men At Work to boot.

Embarrassing nonsense.

It’s just poofy haired 80’s rubbish. A relic from a forgotten age, like Don Johnson in a shampoo commercial or day-glo leg warmers. Buddy, this shit just doesn’t float here. Not here and not anywhere that I know of.

Twisted sister - One part Kiss, two parts AC / DC and just a smidge of Alice Cooper. How “original”. How “bodacious”. It’s enough to make one watch an episode of He Man while tucking into a bucket of Pizza flavoured Doritos and a Tab Cola.

It’s not cute. It’s not radical. It’s just sad.

Sometimes ya just gotta let go of that childhood blankie and embrace the new.

See. That’s how you do it. That’s how you make your case. Fight for what you believe in. Now you have a go. You have a go, Charlie.

Pappa will be so proud. So proud.

Twisted sister - One part Kiss, two parts AC / DC and just a smidge of Alice Cooper. How “original”. How “bodacious”.

Sounds like a sales pitch if I ever heard one.

The death metal one?
A friend of ours played “In The Air Tonight” at our favorite piano bar on Thursday. Such a shirt would have been great for the evening.

YES! I have no idea what site I need to order it from, but I’ve wanting one for years!

Well fook me with a coofin guitar in live color!

Not what I was expecting from the thread title. Phew.

I’ve not been able to find any proof that they’ve ever gone past a rendering stage.

They would certainly sell a good handful of them if they could strike a licensing deal with the musicians, though.

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/where-can-i-buy-these-pop-stars-gone-metal-t-shirts

I know there’s an Abba shirt with the Darkthrone font in existence…