Grumpy got everyone denied a Blue Velvet full frontal? He might have just made himself the most hated man on the internet.
Grumpy got everyone denied a Blue Velvet full frontal? He might have just made himself the most hated man on the internet.
No kidding, I think I hate myself too! (Not gonna eat poop though!)
Whadya talking about velvester? I’ve been pretty nice (to you) the last couple months I even let that republican coup thread go where prologue was clearly posing as a canadian and was completely wrong again.
I even complimented the 1/4 shot of your face. Come on girl let’s get a full on shot of your face are you really as pretty as you lead us to believe?
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grmpysmrf
It might’ve all been camera tricks. I mean, next to that hideous couch maybe anything looks attractive. Perhaps that’s how Voidhead started eating poop . . . ugly couch, poop, ugly couch, poop. Hey, this log doesn’t look too bad! I think I’ll try a bite.
AHahahahahahahahahaha. I concur!
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grmpysmrf
from the latest BLACKBOMBS show:
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Is she drinking Rockstar?
No I think it was one of those awful 4 Locos beers. She is a young groupie, like maybe 18, and someone got her wasted.
We have done terrible things to her and to other groupies recently but I don’t want to go into detail…
No I think it was one of those awful 4 Locos beers. She is a young groupie, like maybe 18, and someone got her wasted.
Is she a Poopie Groupie?
We have done terrible things to her and to other groupies recently but I don’t want to go into detail…
Right. Sure ya don’t.
like maybe 18, and someone got her wasted.
Was it you?
We have done terrible things to her and to other groupies recently but I don’t want to go into detail…
IS it cause she is thin? Did you make them all eat poop? I don’t think anything could be more degrading than that… Hey is that poop on the front of your dress?
How come your bass isn’t plugged in? are you playing cordless? You guys must have cash to buy that kind of gear!
BTW no shitting around, I am digging your bass! I really like Ibanez instruments! I have 2 electrics and 2 acoustics
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grmpysmrf
Someone needs to get that girl a tattoo that says “Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols”.
Someone needs to get that girl a tattoo that says “Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols”.
She might if void tells her to get one.
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grmpysmrf
4Loco is truly awful. I don’t think anyone over the age of 25 should drink that stuff.
We have done terrible things to her and to other groupies recently but I don’t want to go into detail…
Ooooooh!!! Such a badass!!!
Did you make her listen to faux goth metal??? 'Cos if it’s bottom of the barrel scraping hijinks you are after…
That punk/metal/goth male wearing the ripped petticoat and the eyeliner thing has been done so many times it no longer warrants even so much as a looksee.
David Yow (Jesus Lizard) did it years ago and pulled it off (and with panache to boot) but at least his band had the musical oeuvre to back up such an attention seeking gaffe.
Void, you’re like so totally hardcore.
Grmpy, how can you be lead to believe someone is attractive? I had no make up on in either of my photos. This is a terrible photo, my whole eye area looks crazy and I’m on yet another horrid couch (a phenomenon I only recently noticed) but it’s me.
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@Void: METAL.
@JLW: Spybey… did work on Eyes of Stanley Pain, right? Coolness.
@lord_of_lard: CHALE GUEY
@Velvet: Hmm.
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Hmmmmm.
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Yeah, total cuteness. I dig it. Chee-yaaaaah. <3
Because I’m a little twisted right now, I’ll post a picture of me totally bombed in Santa Monica. I look adorable.
This does not look like the same girl you posted originally.
That girl looked like she had high pixie like cheek bones and long stringy hair.
This girl looks like she has a chubby round face and super thick coarse hair. Are you grabbing random pics off of the internet?
I know my pics look dissimilar but there is also the span of 10 years between the oldest and the most recent, didn’t you say your mostly hiddden face was from 6 mos ago?
@ icepick you look like a scarier version of mitch kramer from dazed and confused in that latest photo you uploaded! Word!
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grmpysmrf
"Haters call me bitch call me faggot call me whitey
But I am something you could never be"
Yeah, Dude. That’s it. I actually thought the pic was pretty cool (I liked your earlier ones too). But your badass rockstar bravado act probably won’t play out too well with this crowd (or any crowd for that matter) . . . . especially when your band is playing to an audience of 6.
Yeah, Dude. That’s it. I actually thought the pic was pretty cool (I liked your earlier ones too). But your badass rockstar bravado act probably won’t play out too well with this crowd (or any crowd for that matter) . . . . especially when your band is playing to an audience of 6.
harsh. a large number of people at a concert doesn’t necessarily mean they are good/talented. same goes for the opposite. just because there aren’t many people at a concert doesn’t they mean suck/aren’t talented.
but i guess you never questioned his talent. 
"Haters call me bitch call me faggot call me whitey
But I am something you could never be"
Where did this come from?
I don’t think hate is anywhere near what I feel for you.
“But I am something you could never be”
Down syndrome kids can say that to me. Cripples, the blind. Its not like its a badge and so my response is still the same. Yep you sure are something I can never be. You go boy.
My only request to you is please don’t stop the pictures. this is endlessly entertaining. Holy shit I would never eat poop and if I did I certainly wouldn’t post them for free unless I was trying to beat a blackmailer to the punch!
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grmpysmrf