Blue Velvet likes dirty hippies.
so does my wife!
Hmmmm.
I wonder, is my wife posting as blue velvet?
damn all of the fucked up things I have written…Believe me, I never would’ve written that stuff if I knew that you were some what attractive or my wife!
I say “somewhat” because you you didn’t really post a face pic, you posted a quarter profile…
but, you know, that picture looks awfully 70’s-ish. velve, did you just pilfer a pick off the internet?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Don’t you think if I chose a picture off the internet I would have chosen one with the horrible couch in it?
You wish I was your wife.
Grumpy only wants you for your couch.
And what do you want me for? Because I’m so incredibly good-looking?
In all seriousness, this is not a million miles from what I had pictured you looking like - particularly the face.
now that I’ve seen your picture it’s kina hard to remember what I used to picture,but I think I had you pegged looking like Daniel Larusso from the first Karate Kid but a little taller. So, yeah, you were miles away from what I thought. Funny though!
Velvet is a very pleasant surprise. I had her pictured just the way I would mock her: fat face, bad skin, horribly curly hair (like a dog that’s all matted) short and wide, with fat sloppy tits!
Although would like to see a real face shot of her. Same with Olson he looks awfully young from that back 1/2 profile pic!
Fuck it I’ll just come clean on everyone!
Lord of lard just looks like a normal dude. Kind of dude you would expect to find here on the board or out mingling on a Friday night at the locals only bar.
Peligro, Boy scout turned bad he’ll help that old lady across the street but he’ll break her hip if she doesn’t thank him!
Gunnar, Funny mother fucker! I already knew what you looked like. partaaaay animal!
Olson, looks like a child from what he posted (height makes him look young?) show us what you really look like. Let’s a have a face shot before you post your dick!
Destructo, You know you don’t post a whole lot so I didn’t really have a pic of what you looked like. you look like a decent enough chap though.
The rev, certainly a very arty pic of yourself. I always kinda envisioned you looking a little like myself. couldn’t have been more wrong. Your mystique in that pic tramples all! You kinda come off in that pic as someone’s best buddy or the crazy bastard that has just buried you up to your head in the dirt and is laughing at you as the ants crawl on your head! can’t tell if you’re my best friend or gonna kill me! in all seriousness in that pic you kinda remind me of Mr. Dark from the movie “Something wicked this way comes” very cool!
Killface, i had you pegged as a skinny chess nerd but you look like a fraternity guy. weekends are beer pong and womanizing, only cause you can. I’m jealous. the kind of dude that uses his looks to get whatever he wants. “see that girl there? I’m gonna be fucking her tonight.” and within 20 minutes your getting road head on the way back to her apartment… although, if the only pics you posted were the bottom corner one (with yer wife in the purple) and the one catty corner to that (grey shirt with white stripes) i probably woulda guessed you gay. certainly not your strongest pics of what you posted. no disrespect. just sayin’
Dastardly, man never would’ve guessed the rock abilly hair doo and blonde!!! I had you pegged as a short skinny guy with curly black hair that smoked a lot of cigarettes. your picture makes me think of the solid friend that is there to make you feel better when the “popular kids” have fucked you over.
there you are “those guys are tools, fuck those guys, they just hate themselves cause they were raped by their fathers growing up so they take it out on you.”
“thanks dude”
“right on man, let’s go catch a flick!”
Chemicalmeat, had you pegged looking like Killface actually does, but again with darker hair. my wife loves your hair and eyes btw. you seem scary to me, like you are the guy in his basement making napalm and rocket fuel in the bath tub. not because your malicious or dangerous but because it amuses you.
green death, you are spot on what I thought you would look like. You look like a yoga teacher, Birkenstocks, all natural foods in the kitchen. although I did picture you as a blonde and not so dark of hair.
Miguel this is so wrong but I always pictured you as your avatar. I jut thought you morphed a pic of yourself, that you were just a kid.
In actually you look like you would be buddies with green death. and yes I woulda been right there with Gunnar in placing the Macintosh bet in Vegas.
BTW my wife really likes your pic she said the composition of your pic was beautiful.
Lord Piko, I always had you looking like Porkspam’s avatar. That skinny bulbous faced looking guy with the shriner hat! (which is probably why i used to get you guys mixed up) but really you look like Henry Rollins’ brother. I was shocked!
Soul driver I thought you were gonna be older looking kinda grizzly looking but I don’t think I ever had a real specific look in mind with you. but you look like the sweet boy next door who picked up a sweet friend she’s cute for sure!
Xtreterestrial, I have you looking like a blonde haired kid late teens early 20’s but I can’t really see you so I don’t have a but to go with this.
grmpysmrf, hottie what else needs to be said? [:)]
revok,had you looking like your avatar too but you look like just a kid, my wife and I agree you are the best looking one of the pics posted in this thread.
she thinks Miguel is a close second though while i think the rev is the close second
You all are a pretty decent looking lot! I was prepared for inbreds and and unfortunate looking peeps
my assessments were probably unfair and certainly unwarranted feel free to shred me
Late,
grmpysmrf
It’s like Prongs version of “hot or not” as hosted by the smurfs.
It’s like Prongs version of “hot or not” as hosted by the smurfs.
LOL
did anybody here ever post a pic up on that?
Late,
grmpysmrf
CAPTAIN_URL
You’re forever welcome,
Captain_URL
Olson, looks like a child from what he posted (height makes him look young?) show us what you really look like. Let’s a have a face shot before you post your dick!
I’ve had that problem since high school. You have no idea the shit I copped in year 12 when I looked 14 instead of 18. It’s cos I’m short-ish, slim, have smallish facial features (ears, nose etc) and have ‘baby smooth’ tanned skin. Makes me look so young. I cannot grow a beard (apart from a little fluff) and have virtually zero body hair…no, not even DOWN THERE!
[blush]
That pic was taken 8 years ago and I pretty much look the same then as I do now. In years to come scientists will be studying my genes in search of a miracle anti-ageing cure.
It kinda works in my favour in terms of pulling the ladies as they generally find me “cute” and non threatening (pulling my cheeks etc). But quite often I find myself wondering what it would be like to be more ‘manly’.
I’ll either post a nude pic of myself (well, at least a link to one) or post nothing. Then I’ll rule you all!!
[laugh]
I’ve added a pic of her to my photo site - don’t worry there’s no nudity - she’s the shortish one smack bang in the middle with the dark, almost black hair and cheeky grin. The one being hugged. A latino from L.A. Too bad it didn’t work out. As you can see, her friends were pretty yuk!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/54978176@N04/5101941384/
Feel free to rate my taste in women! You probably will anyway.
She’s nice. The one in the middle, huh.
Yep, I’d hit it!!!
[reply]It’s like Prongs version of “hot or not” as hosted by the smurfs.
LOL
did anybody here ever post a pic up on that?
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Yep. My blatant attempt at gaining some (more) self confidence from a random bunch of strangers failed, as I only rated an 8.
And what do you want me for? Because I’m so incredibly good-looking?
I never said I wanted you, but if you’re offering services my car is dirty as heck and I got a huge pile of smelly laundry. Light starch, please.
Something i’ve been curious about how many prongers are actually girls? For some reason i thought green death was a pretty black girl alas i am alone
A couple of years ago, I might fit the bill. KMFDM shirts and a Mohawk. I only wear t-shirts at work, and with friends. When I go out, I go “what would blixa do?”. Could possibly be the best/over dressed one out there sometimes.
Something i’ve been curious about how many prongers are actually girls? For some reason i thought green death was a pretty black girl alas i am alone
Yeah I thought that too at first until i found out his avatar was a singer and then he let drop he was a yoga teacher then he took form!
I too was an 8 on hot or not <sheepishly looks at the ground>
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply][reply]It is great though to have faces to put with the people on here. Until now I only knew what afra, carmangary, evil, Akbar, and of course wempathy looked like.
If by ‘great’ you mean ‘frightening beyond belief’ then I agree with you.
I look like Ralph-fuckin’-Lauren compared to you people. [laugh][/reply]
Yikes!! go easy on yourself! you’ve aged well! call yourself fine wine!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
I meant that as an insult to everyone else. [crazy]
in all seriousness in that pic you kinda remind me of Mr. Dark from the movie “Something wicked this way comes” very cool!
“They sift the human storm for souls, eat flesh of reason, fill tombs with sinners. They frenzy forth. In gusts they beetle-scurry, creep, thread, filter, motion, make all moons sullen, and surely cloud all clear-run waters. The spider-web hears them, trembles—breaks.
Such are the autumn people. Beware of them.”
Killface, that is NOT you.
That CANNOT be you…
no…
way?!
Yes, it’s true. I’m prong’s vanilla ice cream.
Hey killface is that Empire i see you in your bottom photo? That’s the bar i’m in on my photo also
Sure is. Good call.
I have to say, Prongs is a far less ugly place than I expected it to be!
This…
None of you look like what I imagined. I am surprised in a good way.
…and this.
Something i’ve been curious about how many prongers are actually girls? For some reason i thought green death was a pretty black girl alas i am alone
My MIA avatar had a few people fooled…