I need to tone my ass to post it on a pro gay site, in order to prove to the forum how straight I am![/reply]
This whole thread is now starting to remind me of a hilarious comic that came out a while ago, “Trucker Fags in Denial.” All the action was based on these two burly truckers who keep trying to prove their ‘straightness’ by engaging in full-on gay sex. They keep concocting these bizarre rationales to explain their behavior, like “see, fucking each other and basking in each other’s juices is what REAL men do…now kissing and cuddling each other, THAT would be GAY!” lol
This amount of faggotry is about to be enough where I say goodbye to prongs for good! And it’ll be both Olsen and grmpy’s fault! The fact that this accurate comparison to hipster humor like The Whitest Kids You Know is downright embarrassing!
This situation reminds of a Seinfeld episode where someone thinks Seinfeld and George are gay and they get very upset but keep saying “not that there’s anything wrong with it!”
Bought me one of them “body groomers” on ebay. Got rid of shoulder/neck/back fluff. Shaved my chest / legs too a few times but it grows back real thick so I quit doing that.
Never shaved my pubes though. That’s weird. I trim them of course now and then - otherwise it starts looking like the amazon down there. Why, just the other day I caught a tribe of pygmy cannibals attempting to light a bushfire after they’d skewed a wild boar.
I seem to remember a statistic that somewhere around 70% of males have had at least one homosexual encounter by age 18. Does that make 70% if males gay? Nah.
I can only hope that, anytime from now on that a Pronger does actually post nude photos with the intention of ‘outing’ himself, they immediately march through their neighborhood spreading the good news like [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdbs3lKEeBE]Scott Thompson in the infamous Brain Candy sketch.
I have a pic of me and Mooney hanging out from when she was here in April, but I’ve yet to see a picture of her on here (and I don’t imagine that is an oversight on her part), so I’m keeping it private unless she gives the OK to post.
