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osbournes and photoshop.
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Sorry, Bro. But that’s legit. I won a KROQ contest back in 2000 to have “Breakfast with the Osbournes”. But when I went to the House of Blues for the event it was cancelled. Turns out Sharon had just been diagnosed with colon cancer (none of us knew this at the time). Well, as a make-up prize, we got treated to a backstage BBQ at Ozzfest and at the end of the concert they cycled us through cattle-call style to have our photos taken with the blessed family (minus Sharon who was now in treatment).
Ozzy was REALLY drugged out of his mind when we saw him. We were all instructed “Do not talk to the Osbournes! Do not touch the Osbournes! They are all recovering from the flu.” It was very surreal. I felt like I was meeting the pope or something. He shook my hand and I thought I was gonna pass out from awesome overload.
[reply]osbournes and photoshop.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Sorry, Bro. But that’s legit. I won a KROQ contest back in 2000 to have “Breakfast with the Osbournes”. But when I went to the House of Blues for the event it was cancelled. Turns out Sharon had just been diagnosed with colon cancer (none of us knew this at the time). Well, as a make-up prize, we got treated to a backstage BBQ at Ozzfest and at the end of the concert they cycled us through cattle-call style to have our photos taken with the blessed family (minus Sharon who was now in treatment).
Ozzy was REALLY drugged out of his mind when we saw him. We were all instructed “Do not talk to the Osbournes! Do not touch the Osbournes! They are all recovering from the flu.” It was very surreal. I felt like I was meeting the pope or something. He shook my hand and I thought I was gonna pass out from awesome overload.[/reply]
great story! gotta say though the photo looks photoshopped. you look outta place. I believe you though. My buddy met Korn through KROQ. My buddy hates Korn but at least he got a signed china fender out of the deal(Which he gave to me! He thought he was gonna be able to ebay it but it didn’t come with a CoA and the guitar was a cheap china strat, so no money for just the ax either). thought it was odd they gave out Fenders rather than Ibanez’s
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grmpysmrf
Well Kelly seems pleased to be there!
What happened? You worked some of the old ‘Gunnar Magic’ on her, huh?!? I’ll bet. What woman could resist?
All that charm and yr partying with 2 GUYS!?!
Tut tut.
Well Kelly seems pleased to be there!
Yeah, you could tell she was really excited that her family obligated her to hang out while a bunch of douchey metalheads all fawned over her father. Jack on the other hand was so stoned he just had that goofy smile permanently stuck on his face. He also had a really gnarly jelly stain on his shirt.
All that charm and yr partying with 2 GUYS!?!
I don’t want to get sued for favoritism.
lolz. they all look so fucked. i would have definitely asked them some questions.
None of them said a word. Ozzy moved so slow and jerky you would’ve thought he was 100 years old (though he was hopping around as usual during the show). One fan tried to have Ozzy sign some flag or something and the handlers quickly ripped it out of their hands and chastised the guy for breaking protocol, “No signatures! Photo only!!”
The photo looks pretty bad as there was a photographer there with a Polaroid . . . “Next!” Fan stands in place. SNAP. Leave spot and get your Polaroid. “NEXT!!!”
I’ll try to get my friend’s photo as it was hilarious. Ozzy leaned his head on his shoulder and started nodding off to sleep.
Ozzy was not at his best form at this event. He was a wreck from the Sharon drama and was self-medicating like nobody’s business. He was quite literally a zombie.
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None of them said a word. Ozzy moved so slow and jerky you would’ve thought he was 100 years old (though he was hopping around as usual during the show). One fan tried to have Ozzy sign some flag or something and the handlers quickly ripped it out of their hands and chastised the guy for breaking protocol, “No signatures! Photo only!!”
The photo looks pretty bad as there was a photographer there with a Polaroid . . . “Next!” Fan stands in place. SNAP. Leave spot and get your Polaroid. “NEXT!!!”
I’ll try to get my friend’s photo as it was hilarious. Ozzy leaned his head on his shoulder and started nodding off to sleep.
Ozzy was not at his best form at this event. He was a wreck from the Sharon drama and was self-medicating like nobody’s business. He was quite literally a zombie.
that sounds pathetic :P. i would be so disillusioned if i was an ozzy fan. standing in line, excited you’re going to meet one of your hero’s…only to have you pose infront of them for half a second then pushed aside?! i would rather not “meet” someone under those circumstances.
^
It was actually even more haphazard than that.
First was the “Breakfast” which was cancelled (under justifiable conditions).
Then we were told that they’d make it up to us at Ozzfest (we’d already won the tickets as part of the prize). So KROQ hooked us up with the BBQ dealio backstage. That was cool (except for the part about having to pay for beer or booze if you wanted any).
Everyone was hanging out waiting for them to show up. There was a little tent thing set up for the blessed event and we were going to get to ask our questions (the “breakfast” was going to have a fans’ Q&A thing) and meet the family, etc.
Of course, again, there was a no show, and we were told to, after the show, meet at the front of the stage. A good number of the winners never bothered sticking it out to the bitter end. Even my friend (not a big fan like me) was getting really impatient. Finally we were told the procedure, briefed on the rules, and cycled through.
The funny part is that I actually went through twice as my Polaroid (and a few others’) didn’t come out (it was just black). So we had to sneak back in and get back in the line.
Honestly, I wasn’t really upset. I understand the logistics in organizing such stuff is a royal pain in the ass, especially when you got a junkie rockstar and two rotten spoiled teenagers to factor in.
I think everyone would have been just fine getting rid of the kids, though. I talked to a lot of people from the group of winners and NO ONE gave a rat’s ass about them. We all just wanted to meet Ozzy.
^
It was actually even more haphazard than that.
First was the “Breakfast” which was cancelled (under justifiable conditions).
Then we were told that they’d make it up to us at Ozzfest (we’d already won the tickets as part of the prize). So KROQ hooked us up with the BBQ dealio backstage. That was cool (except for the part about having to pay for beer or booze if you wanted any).
Everyone was hanging out waiting for them to show up. There was a little tent thing set up for the blessed event and we were going to get to ask our questions (the “breakfast” was going to have a fans’ Q&A thing) and meet the family, etc.
Of course, again, there was a no show, and we were told to, after the show, meet at the front of the stage. A good number of the winners never bothered sticking it out to the bitter end. Even my friend (not a big fan like me) was getting really impatient. Finally we were told the procedure, briefed on the rules, and cycled through.
The funny part is that I actually went through twice as my Polaroid (and a few others’) didn’t come out (it was just black). So we had to sneak back in and get back in the line.
Honestly, I wasn’t really upset. I understand the logistics in organizing such stuff is a royal pain in the ass, especially when you got a junkie rockstar and two rotten spoiled teenagers to factor in.
I think everyone would have been just fine getting rid of the kids, though. I talked to a lot of people from the group of winners and NO ONE gave a rat’s ass about them. We all just wanted to meet Ozzy.
i’d actually be more interested in speaking with jack and kelly than ozzy :P.
i’d actually be more interested in speaking with jack and kelly than ozzy :P.
I’m a huge Ozzy fan (though I wish he’d Sharon would stop dragging his ass out and just let him die with dignity). But I guess I can understand the above statement.
Ozzy, as lovable and revered as he is, is kind of borderline retarded. And with all the drugs and health issues, I suspect after about 15 minutes it would be like that awkwardness when you are forced to spend time with your 90 year old grandma or grandpa and you just keep looking at your watch thinking “Have I put in enough time? Can I go now?”.
I don’t know what Jack is up to these days, but Kelly is looking pretty good. And Sharon, as much as I wish her dead, is looking better than ever. God bless modern science.
Yo Gunnar…post more photos of us at the gay club.
Here I am tearing up the dancefloor!!
Thank you. I do believe I have my weekend planned now thanks to this new site.
Here’s another I’ve been enjoying that you might like . . .
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Yo Gunnar…post more photos of us at the gay club.
These are the only ones I can find.
GETTIN’ GAY WITH GUNNAR AND AKBAR!
This one (which I apparently felt the need to diagram accordingly) seemed to capture everything in one nice document . . .
Here I am tearing up the dancefloor!!
Thank you. I do believe I have my weekend planned now thanks to this new site.
Here’s another I’ve been enjoying that you might like . . .
http://www.faceinhole.com/[/reply]
Looks like it’s iPhone only and me stuck with an Android… Oh well, at least the Android is free.
Looks like it’s iPhone only and me stuck with an Android… Oh well, at least the Android is free.
I’ve only used it off my PC (which worked fine).
My penis as promised.
My penis as promised.
What a really bad idea. Really??.. What a horrible idea… and it’s on a swing too??? So… what? A swinging penis has got your back?
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