beauty is in the eye of the beholder
:).
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
:).
Sometimes it’s in the brown eye.
And sometimes it’s in the stinkeye
When I be holdin’ what Void considers beauty I usually want to BLEACH my eyes!!!
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
:).
What’s that he be holdin’ up to his lips?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I would let Olson fuck me. He has a nice body and a good face! The cocky little straight rich boy thing is a turn on as well. Plus his dick can’t be that big so it wouldn’t hurt too bad…
I’ve seen Olsen’s dick and he’s seen mine. And it’s not a bad size but mine is considerably bigger and he will vouch for that. Skinny dipped in his pool at 11pm about three years back - after an evening spent listening to Caroliner Rainbow and The Residents, drinking mojitos and making prank phone calls. At some point I did a Ned Flanders impersonation and Olsen laughed so hard he pissed himself.
We were drunk. Get over it. If you can’t get shitfaced once in a while, take your clothes off and jump in some guy’s pool at night time - then you are taking life far too seriously.
Still it was probably one of the ghey-est moments of my entire life - but hey I’ll try anything twice (except for shit eating and fucking really fat chicks or really old women. Sorry Void, I just can’t abide that sort of shit).
Anyway, me and the ex are still on good terms even though we are apart. In fact I still manage the odd sleepover and do “the nasty” with her. Weird huh? Well…thems the breaks I tells ya…
Thems the breaks.
At first I thought the leg of the beast on the left was the other arm of the beast on the right.
I don’t where to start with those… swamp donkeys. My guess is there’s a canteen waiting behind those “curtains”
Let the fat drip off? That’s a lot of fat.
How long you planning on cooking it?
37 months?
At first I thought the leg of the beast on the left was the other arm of the beast on the right.
I don’t where to start with those… swamp donkeys. My guess is there’s a canteen waiting behind those “curtains”
Let’s hope they don’t get too close to the Japanese…
. In fact I still manage the odd sleepover and do “the nasty” with her.
She sounds like a good Christian woman. One of those types that take Jesus seriously.
Late,
grmpysmrf
That’s her problem. She’s all talk…
It is understood that eating human flesh is addictive. Russian doctors found this to be the case during the terrible famine in the early Soviet era - they too got the munches and once you go human there’s no losing… except all if your family when you eat them all.
I support the spectacle, put those things on the spit.
And on the Jesus, my take is he was well accustomed to the nasty, was so impressive that the whore couldn’t leave him alone, and he got increasingly insane towards the end well because they didn’t know to treat sexual diseases back then
That’s her problem. She’s all talk…
Just give her something to chew on
We were drunk. Get over it. If you can’t get shitfaced once in a while, take your clothes off and jump in some guy’s pool at night time - then you are taking life far too seriously.
That’s the truth right there!
I’ve seen Olsen’s dick and he’s seen mine. And it’s not a bad size but mine is considerably bigger and he will vouch for that. Skinny dipped in his pool at 11pm about three years back - after an evening spent listening to Caroliner Rainbow and The Residents, drinking mojitos and making prank phone calls. At some point I did a Ned Flanders impersonation and Olsen laughed so hard he pissed himself.
Skinny dipping is the shit! Bathers are for pussies. Let it hang long and proud, brother!
We were drunk. Get over it. If you can’t get shitfaced once in a while, take your clothes off and jump in a city fountain at 3am - then you are taking life far too seriously.
Fixed.
And done it before.
Anyway, me and the ex are still on good terms even though we are apart. In fact I still manage the odd sleepover and do “the nasty” with her. Weird huh? Well…thems the breaks I tells ya…
Weird. Nah, I’ve done weirder. As in videotape an ex sucking off her step brother while he was wearing high heels.
[reply]Anyway, me and the ex are still on good terms even though we are apart. In fact I still manage the odd sleepover and do “the nasty” with her. Weird huh? Well…thems the breaks I tells ya…
Weird. Nah, I’ve done weirder. As in videotape an ex sucking off her step brother while he was wearing high heels.[/reply]
Yeah, that is a bit of an odd situation.
HAHAHA!!! No kiddin’.
[reply][reply]Anyway, me and the ex are still on good terms even though we are apart. In fact I still manage the odd sleepover and do “the nasty” with her. Weird huh? Well…thems the breaks I tells ya…
Weird. Nah, I’ve done weirder. As in videotape an ex sucking off her step brother while he was wearing high heels.[/reply]
Yeah, that is a bit of an odd situation.[/reply]
Word.
Weird. Nah, I’ve done weirder. As in videotape an ex sucking off her step brother while he was wearing high heels.
Please tell us the circumstances surrounding this situation. Did she spit or swallow? For how long were they step siblings?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Please tell us the circumstances surrounding this situation. Did she spit or swallow? For how long were they step siblings?
Swallow.
They had been steps only for about 2 or three years when they were around 12 or 13…and had serious crushes on each other ever since.
One day my ex comes over - with her ex step brother - upset because she had just had a major fight with a female friend that she had also had a minor lesbian fling with at one stage. I tell her she is “badly in need of a massage” and then proceed to give her one with the ex step brother helping out.
Before you know it, we’re all in the shower together having a wash and a laugh. Then we get out, get dry, but stay naked. He puts on her high heels for a laugh, lays back on the bed and she crawls over to him and off she goes…
Meanwhile, I whip out the digital recorder…and the rest is history.