Man,this thread has really run out of steam…
I like the GrumpyDildo pic. It looks like Smurf has a really long neck and then some wrinkly ass titties.
I like the GrumpyDildo pic. It looks like Smurf has a really long neck and then some wrinkly ass titties.
???
This place really is just pathetic and paranoid now. How can anyone be bothered with all this fucking childish nonsense? I now seriously doubt whether some of the people who post here are actually adults.
Yep. And you guys have put up with Grmpysmrf’s bullshit childisness for years and have said nothing, whilst other, less deserving forum members have copped an earful of hate. So…eat it up, cocksuckers.
This asshat is obsessed…OBSESSED over the “true” identity" of another forum member. What a fucking dope. He needs to get a life. Anyone would have thought that having kids would be the impetus for getting his shit together and start acting like a reasonable human being. But…NO. Not Grmpy. He’s on a mission, see? A mission to prove that some guy from Down Under whom he’ll never, ever meet is actually who he says he is. Not sure if/when he’ll ever be satisfied. but good luck to him. I’ll pop in now and again to giggle at proceedings and then go back to the real world - a place that Shitsmrf has long since abandoned. Probably cos being a hack teacher with no creative writing skills and a laughable taste in music is too much to bear.
Anyway…til next time, wankers.
How’s about that Jourgenson fella, eh?!?! Eh?!?! Yeah, you know you do.
<shrugs>
<goes back to work>
By the way, me and Peligro caught up last Friday… here’s a little hello from the two of us!
It was awesome. Up until the point you suggested we drink each other’s blood. Then things got a little hairy. As they are inclined to.
Maybe next time we tone it down a bit?
Nah. Scrap that. Go full throttle.
!!
[reply]This place really is just pathetic and paranoid now. How can anyone be bothered with all this fucking childish nonsense? I now seriously doubt whether some of the people who post here are actually adults.
Yep. And you guys have put up with Grmpysmrf’s bullshit childisness for years and have said nothing, whilst other, less deserving forum members have copped an earful of hate. So…eat it up, cocksuckers.
This asshat is obsessed…OBSESSED over the “true” identity" of another forum member. What a fucking dope. He needs to get a life. Anyone would have thought that having kids would be the impetus for getting his shit together and start acting like a reasonable human being. But…NO. Not Grmpy. He’s on a mission, see? A mission to prove that some guy from Down Under whom he’ll never, ever meet is actually who he says he is. Not sure if/when he’ll ever be satisfied. but good luck to him. I’ll pop in now and again to giggle at proceedings and then go back to the real world - a place that Shitsmrf has long since abandoned. Probably cos being a hack teacher with no creative writing skills and a laughable taste in music is too much to bear.
Anyway…til next time, wankers.
How’s about that Jourgenson fella, eh?!?! Eh?!?! Yeah, you know you do.
<shrugs>
<goes back to work>[/reply]
This has always been way more about you than it is me isnt it? [:|]
you get called out beautifully for what you are and that’s all you can say for yourself. [laugh]
you get called out beautifully for what you are and that’s all you can say for yourself. [laugh]
On “what you are.”? Oh man, you are sad.
What are you doing here anyway? You said you were <goes back to work> and only going to “pop in now and again” but here you are cluttering up the board with your filth.
I dont deal in abuse. Thats you and all your sock puppets.
Again, all your bile towards me and gunnar and anyone else you and your puppets deem “popular” or whatever criteria you use to scream bloody tampons at anyone on this site has always been about your issues and no one elses
You have no idea how stupid you look with your accusations that this is (and has always been) ONE person.
Evil Dildo, Peligro, Amlux, Gerda, Blue Velvet and anybody who has ever called out your bullshit - it’s all just ONE guy?!?!
You honestly think that only ONE person out there thinks you’re a dick?
Or that prongs has only ever and will only EVER have ONE poster from Australia?!?
If so - you’re delusional buddy. I’ve spelled it out to you before - even going so far as to PM you with the actual events. But you’ve made it out to be something that it isn’t and never was in that paranoid delusional mind of yours.
I even had Dildo take a fucking PHOTO of us together and you STILL think it’s all one guy?!?!
For the record - usernames I have posted under:
Fennesz (on the old board)
Lorax (on the old board)
Peligro (me and only me)
Olsen (a shared username but 100% me up until about 5 years ago. the other fucked off years ago and good riddance as…like your own good self…he turned out to be a right royal dick who once had the gall to flick a lit cigarette at me.)
Can’t spell it out for you any more, buds. If you think otherwise then fine, but I’ve fucking had it. Fight with Dildo thinking it’s really Peligro if you must but I’m done. Cooked. You’re a fucking unrepentant nutcase. Somebody who cannot be reasoned with. Living in a sad, pathetic reality where you are king of the hill and we are all your minions.
I’ve come clean. Think what you want. But the thought of me creating…what?? nine is it?? ten??? …usernames just to flame the likes of you and Goonar makes me giddy with laughter. You honestly think I have THAT much time to spend on the likes of you?!? Really!!! Are you THAT important? In the beginning with Olsen it was just a bit of fun but now the fun is over and I put an end to that and everyone has gone home…but you’re the only one still dancing. And it’s fucking sad.
So go ahead - accuse me all you want. Hey, why not start assaulting other new users with your vapid accusations? See how many you can scare off. You’ve already ruined the board so why not ruin it some more.
Settle down, Sheila.
We already actually finalized a good bit of this, in case you forgot . . . about 2 years ago.
The jury is still out (well, technically a trial was never even held) on Evil Dildo, but a few of THESE others were already clearly identified. You just look like a raving lunatic to now claim that they were all real people.
Amlux, Olsen, Ambulance . . . I may be forgetting a few, but these three are already a closed case so just fucking stop. It’s seriously embarassing.
You made the fatal error of using ALL of them to vouch for one another whenever you needed backup . . . so when you finally caved on one, many others came crashing down with you too.
Either Dildo is the puppet master behind everything or simply a tragic victim of your lunacy. Either way . . . Dildo has always been cool with me and I’ve no bone to pick with him. Hell, I never had one to pick with you either. Still don’t know why you got such a bug lodged up your ass. You created tragic douchebag characters and then (apparently) got sand in your juicebox that people replied accordingly and smacked 'em around a bit.
Yes, pretty much everyone thinks Grumpy is overly invested in all this shit, but perhaps if you didn’t act like such a raging twat (I’m guessing it is an act, but I don’t know for sure) everyone would relax and maybe you could just chill the fuck out.
Wait, so for those of us who haven’t waded knee deep into this cornocopia of digital feces, can we get the cliff notes version??
Was Olsen’s ass real or not? I’m still hot and bothered by it.
You have no idea how stupid you look with your accusations that this is (and has always been) ONE person.
Me looking stupid should make you happy… but it doesn’t. You’re all pissed off throwing a temper tantrum. Hmmmmm, I wonder why. Hint… no i don’t.
Evil Dildo, Peligro, Amlux, Gerda, Blue Velvet and anybody who has ever called out your bullshit - it’s all just ONE guy?!?!
Which of my “bullshit” are you referring?
… and no, only the Australian ones that write exactly like you do, and throw temper tantrums over inane hallucinated slights exactly like you do.
Gerda never called me on any “bullshit.” Even sent me a shirt. I liked Gerda. Crazy eccentric there at the end, but yeah Gerda’s cool to me.
The only person who has any claim of me acting like an asshole to them is void. Yup, I was an asshole to void, but it was always only after the stupid videos he would post or the stupid shit he would write for attention. So, guess what… I gave him attention. one thing I never gave him shit for was his music. UNLESS he asked. I never gave negative reviews on his music unless he specifically asked me. (i may have once or twice given some unsolicited harsh reviews in the very beginning, but I knocked that shit off, go back and check) Other than that, my keyboard was silent. I got no beef with Void. Glad to see him get better as a musician. Not only that, I went to see him on his first west coast tour and cleaned out my wallet for him.
So you wanna talk about “what you really are,” if its true, you had a cigarette butt flicked at you in real life by someone you called “friend”. I didn’t. Ya’ Asshole!
You honestly think that only ONE person out there thinks you’re a dick?
I never said that. I never even hinted at that. but because there are some out there that think that, it doesn’t mean you get to invent some to represent all the people that wanna take me down a peg because you think I’m a dick online.
Let’s reverse this… You want me to believe all the people on the board that don’t like me are Australian? And all the Australians fuck with me in the exact same manner. How convenient. Talk about no creative writing talent. Your stupid little grmpydildo avatar is totally something you would do and there it is under “evildildo” the rants that “evil dildo” has gone on sound exactly like Peligro rants. You have absolutely zero creativity and you think your little “drone opera” where you and 5 other no talents think all playing out of tune at the same time equals music gives you some kind of cred.
Or that prongs has only ever and will only EVER have ONE poster from Australia?!?
I never said that either. Pretty sure Stairwell wasn’t you. but he didn’t post here very long for me to really tell, plus he was a nice guy so, yeah, I’m going all in on him not being you.
If so - you’re delusional buddy. I’ve spelled it out to you before - even going so far as to PM you with the actual events.
Yeah you PMed me as Olsen and Evil Dildo too. Yeah “actual true stuff folks. We couldn’t write anything this crazy”
Actual events like this little gem regarding olsen?
I’m not a close friend at all. No at all. In fact I haven’t hung out with him since August of 2010.
So, really I don’t care telling you all this. If he’s gonna post nude photos of himself all over the board, then it’s really not surprising that he would do half the things he does.
I have no allegiance to him - he’s just some dude I met through prongs.
Why does he dislike you? I’m not sure. He dislikes Evil Dildo and refuses to meet up with him. Dildo and I are really good friends. In fact I was over at his place last night.
Olsen’s just like that. Rich and bored and looking for someone to take his misery out on.
His drinking is definitely a problem. He’s a big boy though and needs to confront shit like that on his own.
Maybe he’s just gone after you to get a rise out of you?
Also, Never posted the list of people that PMed you about how terrible I am and how they’re quitting the board did ya’?
But you’ve made it out to be something that it isn’t and never was in that paranoid delusional mind of yours.
Who is fuckin’ paranoid? I’ve told you, I don’t care that you have all these accounts. but because you’re a liar that means you think everyone else are liars too. Have a zillion sock puppets, I don’t fuckin care. all I want to know is WHY? that’s not paranoid, it’s not delusional, it’s just wondering about your motivation. Are you lonely? Do you have such contempt for the members of this board that you think they are all fools and and fuck them? Do you just hate people in general? Seriously, why?
I even had Dildo take a fucking PHOTO of us together and you STILL think it’s all one guy?!?!
No, you are right there. There are certainly two people in that picture. but yeah, you, Daniel, posting as all of those accounts. (well in fairness only two now as you have abandoned Amlux, troyler trash, (was it) Olsen, Blue velvet, Jizzwad, etc)
For the record - usernames I have posted under:
Fennesz (on the old board)
Lorax (on the old board)
Peligro (me and only me)
Olsen (a shared username but 100% me up until about 5 years ago.
Yeah cause your record is oh so trustworthy.
the other fucked off years ago and good riddance as…like your own good self…he turned out to be a right royal dick who once had the gall to flick a lit cigarette at me.)
If your as charming as you are in real life as you are here on the board, I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often to you.
Can’t spell it out for you any more, buds. If you think otherwise then fine, but I’ve fucking had it. Fight with Dildo thinking it’s really Peligro if you must but I’m done. Cooked.
Of course you are that’s the pattern isn’t it. So I can assume you will be coming out guns blazing rude as fuck like you did with the Peligro account when Olsen was outed. I mean you already changed Evil Dildo’s account name, again like you did when Olsen was outed.
Lets run the list this will be fun!!!
Deny having a puppet account. CHECK
Get angry over how absurd the claim is CHECK
Show up claiming that this is the God’s truth trying to appeal to common sense. CHECK
Bring in the sock puppet testimony for further proof. CHECK
Disappear for a while and let sock puppet handle it CHECK
Change your account name (How we doing scaramoush?) CHECK
Disappear from the board (“I’m done”) CHECK
You’re a fucking unrepentant nutcase. Somebody who cannot be reasoned with.
All I’m asking for is your reasons
Living in a sad, pathetic reality
We’re talking about you again here aren’t we?
where you are king of the hill and we are all your minions
Is that what you really think?You think I’m king of the Hill and I want to sell you some propane and propane accessories? (Sorry I couldn’t resist) You think I’m king of the hill and I tell everyone what to do but you, you’re a rebel and you’re not going to bow!! If that’s really what you think i shake my head at you. Aside from the petulant child you’ve shown yourself to be I view all the rest of us as equals here.
I’ve come clean. Think what you want. But the thought of me creating…what?? nine is it?? ten??? …usernames just to flame the likes of you and Goonar makes me giddy with laughter.
Yeah, just look at all that laughter you posted up there and for the last several years.
You honestly think I have THAT much time to spend on the likes of you?!? Really?!?!
you clearly do.
Are you THAT important?
Am I? let’s check your last 100 posts… last 500 posts and see how many are directed at me (or gunnar i guess) It would seem your whole existence here revolves around me or gunnar depending on your mood.
So YES, I am the most important, don’t forget it! [;)]
In the beginning with Olsen it was just a bit of fun but now the fun is over and I put an end to that and everyone has gone home…
Pretty sure up until you cracked about Olsen it wasnt “fun” it was me being delusional and paranoid" then too. except I wasn’t
but you’re the only one still dancing. And it’s fucking sad.
I’m still having fun. You’re the angry one. If you weren’t you wouldn’t be leaving the board, right.
So go ahead - accuse me all you want. Hey, why not start assaulting other new users with your vapid accusations? See how many you can scare off. You’ve already ruined the board so why not ruin it some more.
Right, I ruined the board.
You’re a fucking snob. and I have been a dick to you because you have been a snob. You think you’re better than everyone else cause you’re misunderstood or whatever stupid shit you tell yourself. You want me to stop being a dick to you stop being a fucking snob.
Wait, so for those of us who haven’t waded knee deep into this cornocopia of digital feces, can we get the cliff notes version??
Was Olsen’s ass real or not? I’m still hot and bothered by it.
Nope, sorry dude. well I guess technically that was a real ass but it didn’t belong to “Olsen,” “Evil dildo” or his tubby step brother posing for pictures as “Peligro.”
The over all cliffs notes is that Evil Dildo has been the mastermind behind all of the angry Australians on this board.
[reply]Wait, so for those of us who haven’t waded knee deep into this cornocopia of digital feces, can we get the cliff notes version??
Was Olsen’s ass real or not? I’m still hot and bothered by it.
Nope, sorry dude. well I guess technically that was a real ass but it didn’t belong to “Olsen,” “Evil dildo” or his tubby step brother posing for pictures as “Peligro.”[/reply]
Alright, “Peligro” or…whoever you are…at least tell me, whose ass was it?!
[reply][reply]Wait, so for those of us who haven’t waded knee deep into this cornocopia of digital feces, can we get the cliff notes version??
Was Olsen’s ass real or not? I’m still hot and bothered by it.
Nope, sorry dude. well I guess technically that was a real ass but it didn’t belong to “Olsen,” “Evil dildo” or his tubby step brother posing for pictures as “Peligro.”[/reply]
Alright, “Peligro” or…whoever you are…at least tell me, whose ass was it?![/reply]
Sorry I didn’t dive any farther into that ass ([;)]) pic for ya’ I just did a reverse image search and found it came from a gay site. I’m sure you you could do the same since you have it saved on your desktop. 
[reply][reply][reply]Wait, so for those of us who haven’t waded knee deep into this cornocopia of digital feces, can we get the cliff notes version??
Was Olsen’s ass real or not? I’m still hot and bothered by it.
Nope, sorry dude. well I guess technically that was a real ass but it didn’t belong to “Olsen,” “Evil dildo” or his tubby step brother posing for pictures as “Peligro.”[/reply]
Alright, “Peligro” or…whoever you are…at least tell me, whose ass was it?![/reply]
Sorry I didn’t dive any farther into that ass ([;)]) pic for ya’ I just did a reverse image search and found it came from a gay site. I’m sure you you could do the same since you have it saved on your desktop. :)[/reply]
Fair enough. Peligro, share your spank bank secrets with us, will you?
Do your other personas possess equally tantalizing derrieres?
Also, did anyone ever figure out the identity of “Big Mama”?
That was my favorite troll. I even wrote a song about her.
My only pseudonym was Baboon 3…good times…
Come to think of it, grmpy Peligro and I were the original Baboon3 group I believe…
“Why can’t we all just get along!”
“Olsen” kinda looks like a young Evil Dildo/Daniel Tucerri doesn’t he?
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As a side note,Benny Green is the nicest dude I ever met…
Ok,proceed fags…
As a side note,Benny Green is the nicest dude I ever met…
Very nice beard grooming too.
Also, Never posted the list of people that PMed you about how terrible I am and how they’re quitting the board did ya’?
POINT OF COLLAPSE
THE GREEN DEATH
ELRICJ
KILLFACE
KROWE
JUPITREAS
GODLIKE PUDDING
CHEMICAL MEAT
…
No, you are right there. There are certainly two people in that picture. but yeah, you, Daniel, posting as all of those accounts. (well in fairness only two now as you have abandoned Amlux, troyler trash, (was it) Olsen, Blue velvet, Jizzwad, etc)
HA!! Now you think I was Jizzwad too!!! Of course I was. Yeah. Right on buds!!! If you say so…
Of course you are that’s the pattern isn’t it. So I can assume you will be coming out guns blazing rude as fuck like you did with the Peligro account when Olsen was outed. I mean you already changed Evil Dildo’s account name, again like you did when Olsen was outed.
I can’t wait to tell Dildo that he’s only a figment of my imagination. He’s gonna be REAL upset at that. Just think how his parents are going to feel.
Right, I ruined the board.
You’re a fucking snob. and I have been a dick to you because you have been a snob. You think you’re better than everyone else cause you’re misunderstood or whatever stupid shit you tell yourself. You want me to stop being a dick to you stop being a fucking snob.
A snob? Says you.
Yep you ruined the board.
Absolutely. Not just for me but for the countless others over the years who you’ve scared off with your insane rants and intolerant authoritarian stance. Can’t handle a differing opinion. Mr fucking forum cop.
“Hack!! Cad!! Fox News lover!! I’m calling you out on your bullshit! You agree with the other side. You must watch Fox News and worship Rupert Murdoch!! I’m calling you out. Bullshit scab!! Hack!! Your points are pathetic and weak. Watch me destroy them one by one with my superior keyboard skills. You’ll wish you were never born…”
That’s you. In case you were wondering.