No, they’re talking about Paul Barker my cousin.
Paul Barker looks kind of like William Gibson. Or David Cronenberg.
He’s like Wilvid Gibsonberg.
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Does anybody anywhere have any kind of negative Paul Barker stories? (aside from Al, of course! and I’d venture to say Al’s criticism of Paul never could get any farther than “Fuck that ashole!” cause of his own sour grapes.- HA! accidental pun based on Al’s wine consumption, sour grapes!!!)
My Missus has a Massive crush on the Tall geeky one and was completely star struck when we met him and she was even more happy to find out he is nice and friendly as well!
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There was a guy in the '90s who had an entire website dedicated solely to how much he hated Paul Barker. I wish I knew the url so I could look it up on Wayback, because it was mind boggling.
Famous people have their say on Paul Barker
Paul Barker? Um…I’m not sure who you’re talking about? - Richie Sambora, Bon Jovi guitarist
I’m sorry? Who? I’m late for a meeting, can you excuse me… - Katie Couric NBC Today co- host
Who? - Lech Kaczynski, Polish President
I’ve no idea. Are you from MTV? - Lady GaGa, media personality
No comment - Rupert Murdoch, Fox Network head
Don’t get wise with me smartass. Get the fuck out of my way - John McInroe, former tennis champion
Death to all infidels!!! - Abu Yahya Al Libi, Al Queada leader
Paul Barker? He’s here? I owe him some money… bye! - Martin Atkins, former Ministry and PIL drummer
Asshole. Nerdy asshole - Al Jourgenson, 13th Planet
No comment - Rupert Murdoch, Fox Network head
This one made me laugh unneccesarily out loud. Props.
WIN to Peligro. Btw, your program tonight had better kick arse [;)], was pleasantly surprised with last week.
Paul Barker like a dog?
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FAIL.
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what does marteeen owe paul money or was just that just a joke?
I think the joke is that Martin owes everybody money.
Martin probably owes himself money at this stage
If you look back at the amount of people he has fucked off, Martin honestly makes Al look like the model for diplomacy
If I met Paul Barker at a club I would order him a bowl of chili for all the great work he’s done!
Or better yet, a bowl of hash
If I met Paul Barker at a club I would order him a bowl of chili for all the great work he’s done!
Abowl of chili?! where did that come from?
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Abowl of chili?! where did that come from?
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I have the feeling that Paul Barker is a man who could appreciate a good bowl of chili! Special ed can back me up on this one I bet!
I should add that even though I am a vegetarian, I would be happy to buy Paul chili with meat in it, such is my appreciation of the man’s brilliance!
OKAY!
ENOUGH PEOPLE! So he’s a decent musician, and perhaps person at that! Enough with the Paul Barker wank fiesta!
Hasn’t anyone got any love for Duane Buford to spare? Or what about Wee Willie Riefer? Or Mikey? Or Louis, aka Mikey Jnr?
C’mon people, don’t waste all those wanks on Paul. Throw the love around, let it fly and stick.
If I met Paul Barker at a club I would order him a bowl of chili for all the great work he’s done!
What kind of clubs do you go to where they sell chili?