DJ Douchebag was the bomb. And I’m delighted that Void has has had another apartment related incident. How many is that now?
And you have to get that video of ‘poor boi’ out there. There’s already an unofficial one:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkpcc4_pown-difference_sexy?search_algo=1
Trust me I would do anything to get that “poor boi” video footage back. It was fucking hilarious AND we had hot groupies in it smothering their faces with cheese doodles. YES including Kim D’Eville aka “Integrity”.
I was dressed as a whigger (DJ Douchebag) and I was jumping on top of the hoods of people’s cars at the gas station, wasted, with the people in the cars screaming at me going apeshit.
Also we had the real poor boi who the song is about, Stephen, roasting wonderbread on a stick over a trash fire that we made in my shithole backyard in Bushwick, Brooklyn at the time. And the fire department came and made us put it out, which was also recorded.
Meanwhile Defacto (in drag as the spoiled rich brat) was hitting on the firemen and giggling wearing a school girl dress and a ridiculous Goldy Locks wig. They were extremely uncomfortable.
Basically it was epic and this asshole director decided to delete it because we had a little tiff that night at like 7am which ended in a horrific coke bender.
This is not a joke you guys have no fucking idea how angry I was when I found out he deleted the files I was furious and still to this day when I think about it I am angry.
EDIT here is a picture of Defacto in the wig he wore, but the makeup was totally different it was hilarious he was like the total incarnation of the little spoiled girl/boy creature you hear in the song:
I’ll listen to the song now that Void outed himself… the poor boi song was kinda catchy.
Detective smrf is on the case!!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Dammnit alright the gig is up. Yes it’s been me all along.
That grmpysmrf fellow is a smart cat!
You’re Forever Welcome,
Captain URL
[reply]Dammnit alright the gig is up. Yes it’s been me all along.
That grmpysmrf fellow is a smart cat!
You’re Forever Welcome,
Captain URL[/reply]
Honestly I was dumbfounded that not everyone knew it was me from the beginning. Also props to a few people on this board (JLW, Icepick and some more) who did know it was me because of facebook shit but kept it on the DL.
JLW actually saw the infamous Bushwick apartment hellhole where so much shit went down. He came over a few times and he met Defacto.
[reply][reply]Dammnit alright the gig is up. Yes it’s been me all along.
That grmpysmrf fellow is a smart cat!
You’re Forever Welcome,
Captain URL[/reply]
Honestly I was dumbfounded that not everyone knew it was me from the beginning. Also props to a few people on this board (JLW, Icepick and some more) who did know it was me because of Facebook shit but kept it on the DL.
JLW actually saw the infamous Bushwick apartment hellhole where so much shit went down. He came over a few times. And he met Defacto.[/reply]
I think it was the ridiculous amount of racial slurs that made it hard to try to pin it on anyone here. Congrats I think your the only one here to have a post removed by bisquito.
Late,
grmpysmrf
The irony of the first song and the whole character was that it was actually coming from a gay black guy and a half jew.
The constant reference to shit sort of gave the game up. As far as I can tell from the evidence available, Void is the only one here who likes the stuff
The constant reference to shit sort of gave the game up. As far as I can tell from the evidence available, Void is the only one here who likes the stuff
Oh yeah, voids a fecal freak, alright.
Late,
grmpysmrf
AHAHAHA VOID!
Wowza. Baboon 3 was annoying as fuck when the joke was going on and funny as fuck now that it’s over. I appreciate this bizarre little project in metasocial commentary or however you want to look at it. A lot of thought and effort for a long-running prank on a backwater message board. Still shaking my head. And raising my glass to you. Classic.
AHAHAHA VOID!
Wowza. Baboon 3 was annoying as fuck when the joke was going on and funny as fuck now that it’s over.
No, no, baboon 3 is still anoying as fuck.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Well, I mean the posts are still annoying if you go back and read them, but several hours later I’m still amused that it was Void.
Baboon_3 is my favorite poster of all time.
I kinda knew it was Void. Because I know how he likes to post his band stuff on here. I thought it hilarious as shit.
So does this mean we won’t be seeing baboon 3 anymore?[:/]
I’ve thought about that. I want to continue Baboon 3 because I actually grew to really enjoy the project as an outlet for my funny, ridiculous side that I could never fully incorporate into Nursing Home. The problem is that Defacto and I are not so close now and also the whole joy of the project was the anonymity factor. I’d feel weird even posting as Baboon 3 now…
I can’t tell you how much of a blast we had making those recordings though. A LOT of time and effort went into those 2 songs. For instance the sex sounds in “Niggers 'n Spooks 'n KKKoons, Oh My!” were Stephen fucking this girl and slapping her with a belt and we had a mic on the other side of the door. Then she came out for a walk of shame pee in the bathroom and Defacto was all “how’s yo mama girl?”. It all happened in one session as we were recording the song, spontaneously.
Months later we played that girl the song and she just kind of sat there with her hands folded in her lap, dumbfounded.
Also I don’t know if anyone ever remembers this incident??
But this was a real party that took place at the Bushwick apartment and we actually did a live performance of “Niggers 'n Spooks 'n KKKoons, Oh My!” (this was before “poor boi” was written).
We were tripping on acid and all of these stupid hipsters had come to the party. It was Defacto’s birthday and we had done a 9/11 cake complete with frosted twin towers and little plastic planes flying into them.
Anyway, the hipsters were already kind of weirded out by us but then we decided to perform “Niggers 'n Spooks 'n KKKoons, Oh My!”. We had an enormous PA outside in our shithole backyard and I played it via iPod. Defacto got on a microphone through the PA and delivered what must have been the most racist, homophobic, politically incorrect diatribe known to mankind.
Meanwhile myself and Neil, the singer from BLACKBOMBS, lit American flags on fire to celebrate the occasion. We also had a giant plastic Santa Claus and I had painted a swastika on its forehead. We set it ablaze with lighter fluid.
At this point the hipsters literally fled the party in droves, completely weirded out. Meanwhile this is Bushwick, Brooklyn. A pretty much all Spanish and black neighborhood albeit slowly gentrifying, and we are blaring this shit outside at 4am.
I kid you not, the windows in the apartments all around us opened and people were screaming at us in spanish and english “shut the fuck up! I’m gonna fuckin kill you! etc”. Someone in our own apartment building who lived above us actually opened their window and dumped a bunch of trash down on us. By this time Defacto had climbed a top a rusted ladder which was meant for hanging clothes on a laundry line, with the microphone, and his rant had gone into an anti-Mexican diatribe against beaners. It got actually scary as people were throwing glass bottles and shit at us.
We actually fled inside finally because we were on acid and we thought we would have to face the consequences of our hate mongering. Luckily no one fucked with us after that though. I think they were actually disturbed and afraid of us at that point because they must have though after all the shit going on in that apartment that we were completely psychotic, and they wouldn’t have been entirely wrong…
EDIT - also I should note that when I put that image on here about the 9/11 party, I thought the veil would have been lifted then, because you can clearly see Defacto as “the birthday queen” and I had previously posted pictures of him in BLACKBOMBS, so the connection to me was obvious, but luckily no one was paying close enough attention…
Kinda enjoyed the mystery… I’d keep up the Baboon 3 stuff. Poor Boi had some potential. Very goofy, but it had a decent groove to it, and the vocals were kinda funny at times.
Dammit. You have no idea how hard it was to keep this under wraps.
[laugh]
Question: Is “Money Fuck It” a noun or a verb?
Can we get Voidhead a reality show? I’d much rather see him on TV than those dumb Kardashian whores.
Dammit. You have no idea how hard it was to keep this under wraps.
[laugh]
Question: Is “Money Fuck It” a noun or a verb?
“Money” is a noun, “fuck” is a verb and “it” is a pronoun.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Well if you keep the baboon project or or not do us all a favor and leave the shouting shock value character off the board… There’s no more shock value in it now that we know it’s you. So I think it’s time to retire it.
btw the new song is… uh … ummm… yeah.
Poor boi is where the $ is at.
Late,
grmpysmrf