Misheard Song Lyrics

Since it was the 30th anniversary of Slayer’s ‘Reign in Blood’ this week; I dusted off a copy, cracked open a Lone Star beer and was immediately reminded of the good ol’ days of having this on a crappy dubbed cassette. And by ‘crappy dubbed cassette,’ I mean the friend who dubbed it simply blasted it out of “boombox A” while recording into “boombox B.” Classic.

Damn, not having a lyric sheet handy really made me misinterpret a lyric or two. In “Jesus Saves,” the line “…a trait that’s grown as time has passed” became “blah blah blah blah cabbage patch”.

Also I couldn’t understand why Araya would be rhyming the words ‘red’ with ‘again’ in “Reborn”. So, perhaps sometime around when Ren & Stimpy Show was being broadcast, it was all I could do to keep my mind from hearing “I signed the book of red” as “I cite the Book of Ren”

Burning Inside. Kept hearing “Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!” during the Democratic primaries.