Yeah, it was a great night filled with many tales of adventure and heroism which I can’t fully recall. Someone will say something or I’ll see a photo and it will make me remember something else. Or I’ll reach into my pocket and pull out a business card for “Nikki Napalm”, haha!
This is all pretty cool but the most important question is:
Dis you go to Farrell’s after all this…
[reply]Yeah, it was a great night filled with many tales of adventure and heroism which I can’t fully recall. Someone will say something or I’ll see a photo and it will make me remember something else. Or I’ll reach into my pocket and pull out a business card for “Nikki Napalm”, haha!
This is all pretty cool but the most important question is:
Dis you go to Farrell’s after all this…[/reply]
Not at 1:30 am.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply][reply]Proto’s girl was really cool, by the way. I don’t even remember why the topic came up (I think maybe she’d warned me that my behaviour might get me punched) but I told her if she wanted to punch me in the face she could. She says “Okay”, as I presented my money maker to her. Then she balled up a fist and POW! wallopped me a nice one right on the side of my face. I was properly impressed and said, of course, “That was AWESOME!” Proto, as I recall, just stared in horror and wondered if meeting people from the internet was such a great idea.
Too funny. I’m not sure how much gin and tonics she had consumed at that point, I just couldn’t believe she actually did it. Haha, good times.
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She didn’t belt him once BUT TWICE!!! both times it wasn’t a little girly hit either you could hear the thud!!
What started it was Gunnar says to me, he says, "grmpy, I am surprised I haven’t been punched in the face yet for all the shit I’ve been talking.
So, I says to him, I says, “Gunnar, it can’t be that bad. you’re still here with no bruises.”
Skip too a few minutes later, Gunnar is talking about how he’s a charmer and can do anything (or something along those lines). So, I pointed out a very hefty girl (were talking the kinda pounds Voidhead likes) and told him to pull her tube top down.
So, gunnar says to me, he says “grmpy, I’m not an asshole.”
So, I says to Gunnar, Gunnar I says, " yeah but (and I switched his words on him) you said you wanted to get punched in the face, that will do it, and then we’ll all be happy, we’ll all see some tits and you’ll get punched in the face just like you wanted…
Enter Proto’s lady friend!! She offered to Belt Gunnar in the face and Gunnar readily accepted. so she did it. I think both were shocked that it happened so he let her hit him one more time for the sake of reality. So, she popped him again.
HAHA I had forgotten about that.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
FUCK YOU ALL
I’M GOING TO THE NEXT FUCKING L.A. SHOW
[:)]
its was great man!! you missed out. i don’t remember gunnar being clocked, i was probably getting a beer or something.
FUCK YOU ALL
I’M GOING TO THE NEXT FUCKING L.A. SHOW
[:)]
hellz yeah! We want you there homie!
Late,
grmpysmrf
^
Seriously?
That’s quite possibly the most retarded forum name I’ve ever heard in my life.
Ultra heavy beat is actually what Sascha used to classify KMFDM as. Thankfully this hasn’t turned into a genre.
that’s why raymond watts was/is (and/or any other lyrical contributors) so essential to KMFDM. sasha can’t write lyrics for shit.
lol @ ultra heavy beat. so bad.
that’s why raymond watts was/is (and/or any other lyrical contributors) so essential to KMFDM. sasha can’t write lyrics for shit.
lol @ ultra heavy beat. so bad.
The self promotion gets on my nerves. TKK did it in the early days but it wasn’t as bad as KMFDM. And I’m sure you saw that whole thing on theswining about how Steve White and the rest of PIG went to KMFDM. How they all thought the lyrics were bad. Those guys are just there for the paycheck I think.
As retarded as UHB is, I think it still takes second to EBM . . . . ELECTRONIC BODY MUSIC. Up yours, 242!
Ultra Heavy Beat Deluxe.
KMFDM Forever Sucks.
I think it’s a catchy slogan. A lot of bands have given their own music it’s own name. UHB is catchy. Yeah, Sascha kind of beats a dead drum, but he probably does it for some humor. He’s no idiot, and i’m sure he’d be the first one to tell you that he’s not an amazing songwriter. Many would probably agree that he’s a far better producer than he is a songwriter. His lyrics, mostly, are pretty tongue-in-cheek.
Ultra Heavy Beat Deluxe.
KMFDM Forever Sucks.
That says it all right there.
“Nothing new, but the same old shit”.
i always dug UHB as well, plus it used to be “clever” when they mentioned themselves. i don’t really listen to new kmfdm, but older shit is still the bomb, yo s.
KMFDM iiiiiiiis a drug against Waaaaaaar!!
Always liked that lyric.
Late,
grmpysmrf
ULTRA HEAVY MEAT
Ultra Heavy Beef!
Ultra Heavy Beef!
Jesus, did they just lay a dead cow on to an over-sized bun? I think that blob of beef still has it’s hooves on it.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Probably used the UHG Ultra Heavy Grinder to grind all that Ultra Heavy Meat. Kinda makes one wonder what happens when it gets jammed doesn’t it? Mmmm mixed processed meat! [pirate] [laugh]
