If Miley Ray Cyrus’ pelvis worked like Mikey’s wrist, we’d all be extremely happy gentlemen.
Acceptably perverted thought of the day
I’m sure I’ll buy it.
I even plan on buying Buck Satan. That’s next week, right?
Next Friday, right? Bad day for it to come out, if so. Same day as Skyrim…
Friday is an unusual release date for albums (games too, for that matter).
probably one offs due to 11.11.11.
Yeah, that’s what they’re doing. And watch Relapse come out the same day as Mass Effect, or something.
Skyrim looks really cool. I’ll probably pick it up.
I don’t know. I watched the video again and I’m kind of looking forward to this new release. Yeah it’s thrashy and fast and certainly not the boundary-pushing Ministry that most of us would prefer. But those grooves are pretty catchy.
The video is funny when the dudes are sitting at the table drinking beer and water and telling stories. Al seems to butt in with absolutely no relevance to the topic at hand. They’re talking about shirts and tattoos and stuff and then all of a sudden Al proclaims, “I got a LOT of fans and PSYCHOS!” and the place just gets dead silent as they look at Grandpa Jourgensen with that look awkward look on their faces, waiting for him to finish.
Just a little unrelated note. I saw those sunglasses that Al’s wearing in recent pictures here at a shop in Bellingham… They’re a brand called Dr. Peepers for anyone interested 
Just a little unrelated note. I saw those sunglasses that Al’s wearing in recent pictures here at a shop in Bellingham… They’re a brand called Dr. Peepers for anyone interested
< rudely brushes past Peligro in a hurry to get the last pair of Dr. Peepers in Bellingham >
If Miley Ray Cyrus’ pelvis worked like Mikey’s wrist, we’d all be extremely happy gentlemen.
Jesus. Sigged.
New video is out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8j5oL8tauR8
Has kind of a Jesus Built My Hotrod feel.
Meanwhile, Al sounds drunk. Hope he’s not, but…
New video is out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8j5oL8tauR8
Has kind of a Jesus Built My Hotrod feel.
Meanwhile, Al sounds drunk. Hope he’s not, but…
i couldn’t stand to watch this garbage but i fast forwarded and saw him drinking wine.
Fucking guy…almost dies and he keeps drinking wine…which is not even a true alcoholic way to kill yourself, by the way. Unless you’re gay or french.
And he stops smoking cigaretts, but chews tobacco - which is WORSE for your gums and teeth than smoking.
Gotta say, when it comes to common sense, a lot of people don’t have it, but when you make a good career out of what seems minimal, you would think the person behind it had high common sense
Chews tobacco?!?
Who even does that these days? I thought that shit went out with the Malboro Man.
Nasty fucken throat/mouth cancer from that shit.
You guys are ignorant. It’s not alcohol if you pour it into a water bottle. Duh!!!
oh good, chewing tobacco. and he seems proud of it, too. and then later he ask mikey to go smoke. now i am not one to judge use of tabaccy, but even as someone who occasionally smokes tobacco, the thought of chewing and smoking at the same time makes my stomach kinda hurt.
that was the most boring sneak peak at new songs i have seen in a long time.
He smoked in the first video. Dip is the nastiest fucking thing on the planet. Especially when you’re around someone whose constantly spitting into a cup. But the bottle of wine was pretty suspect. He’s wasting a pretty good THIRD chance. Especially, when he claims to have almost died on the table. Pretty whatever sounding music also. Like buck Satan, he’ll be lucky if he sells a thousand probably.
Al is unhealthy. I think the dude is terminal. this second video is horrific. Gunnar is right he’s drunk. he looks like shit. if it wasn’t for his weave I’d say he has cancer. he looks like death warmed over and sounds even worse… something’s going on. Mikey still whoops 31 flavors of ass.
He fell off the wagon not because it’s fun for him but because he has to to function. It’s really sad I may squirt a tear for him later. it’s painful to look at him. maybe he knows he’s dying so he’s going out with a big “FUCK IT”
Late,
grmpysmrf
Agreed. He looks like total shit, even more so now than before with the extra tats and piercings. And the dip, ugh!
Remember that brief spell where he sounded really sober, intelligent, and excited (the InfoWars interview, primarily)? Even Wempathy commented on that. Looks like he’s fallen back into the same old rut, both with his booze and another Bush trilogy rehash.
Crap. Tommy sucks.