Leno's return last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWB-kd09GXY&feature=related

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That’s LANDO, dude not “Lano.” if you’re gonna get all high and mighty on the nerd chair at least sit right! LOL

No, I’m pretty sure it’s Lano. I just watched that movie, like, ten years ago. It was Lano.[/reply]

Yep, it’s totally Lano.

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That’s LANDO, dude not “Lano.” if you’re gonna get all high and mighty on the nerd chair at least sit right! LOL

No, I’m pretty sure it’s Lano. I just watched that movie, like, ten years ago. It was Lano.[/reply]

Yep, it’s totally Lano.[/reply]
S’cuse me while I take the nerd seat from you:
[url “http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000031/”]Lando Calrissian

Late,
grmpysmrf

See that woman in the lower left hand corner?
That’s why Leno is back. America is FULL of people just like her.

That’s his wife!
Late,
grmpysmrf

You do realize they’re fucking with you about the Lando thing, right?

I believe the actual Star Wars character name was LANO CALWHOGIVESACRAP.

Next one of these nerdfags is going to post a picture of their action figures in the package so they can prove something. What it proves, other than they are playing with dolls at age 35 is beyond me, but hey, they got something to prove.

LENO, LANO, LANDO, LANA . . . . . file under “Only Homos Care”

Sorry, Gunnar. Couldn’t find pictures of the action figures, but here:
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:nXThwQ2eJa0J:forum.creatusmaximus.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D320+“lano+calrissian”&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

If conan didn’t insist on his whole team, the writers camera men, etc. from the show in NYC move over to LA with him on NBC’s dime i’m almost positive he’d still be on the air. He DID get good ratings, but the cost he rang up would have taken some serious ratings and some time to get back into the black. Leno is just a crybaby brat. Obviously the guy has some sort of problem with letting go of the past (his obsession with old old cars and whatnot, actually that’s just my speculation)

the real late night guy to watch at the moment in Craig Ferguson. Every show is just a homerun

Sorry, Gunnar. Couldn’t find pictures of the action figures, but here:
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:nXThwQ2eJa0J:forum.creatusmaximus.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D320+“lano+calrissian”&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

See, Geeks! It IS Lano.

I actually read that whole thread with the guy selling his toys. It was like a car wreck that I couldn’t turn away from.

You do realize they’re fucking with you about the Lando thing, right?

Yes. hence my use of the phrase “Nerd chair”
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grmpysmrf

If conan didn’t insist on his whole team, the writers camera men, etc. from the show in NYC move over to LA with him on NBC’s dime i’m almost positive he’d still be on the air.

That makes no sense. They spend all of that money just to throw it away? They should’ve at least given it more than a 3 month chance! Why spend all of that money if you’re not gonna keep something? Then they spent a whole helluva lot more when they bought out his contract!

Besides, I don’t think Ratings had all that much to do with it. Leno is the darling of the network when it comes Late night shows and when he threw his little temper tantrum about being bumped and insisted on a 10pm slot that got NO Ratings, they didn’t know how to tell this little spoiled child they had created “NO!”

Obviously the guy has some sort of problem with letting go of the past (his obsession with old old cars and whatnot, actually that’s just my speculation)

That’s an excellent theory

the real late night guy to watch at the moment in Craig Ferguson. Every show is just a homerun

I’m only seen sporadic shows of his but he’s been pretty funny every time.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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That’s LANDO, dude not “Lano.” if you’re gonna get all high and mighty on the nerd chair at least sit right! LOL

No, I’m pretty sure it’s Lano. I just watched that movie, like, ten years ago. It was Lano.[/reply]

Yep, it’s totally Lano.[/reply]
S’cuse me while I take the nerd seat from you:
[url “http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000031/”]Lando Calrissian

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grmpysmrf[/reply]

The internet is known to lie, it is definitely LANO!

Yes, Green Death. It was absolutely Lano. If someone tries to say different it is probably because he is a racist.

Racist and homophobic.

Good point. Thank you.

If conan didn’t insist on his whole team, the writers camera men, etc. from the show in NYC move over to LA with him on NBC’s dime i’m almost positive he’d still be on the air. He DID get good ratings, but the cost he rang up would have taken some serious ratings and some time to get back into the black. Leno is just a crybaby brat. Obviously the guy has some sort of problem with letting go of the past (his obsession with old old cars and whatnot, actually that’s just my speculation)

the real late night guy to watch at the moment in Craig Ferguson. Every show is just a homerun

Craig Ferguson sucks he’s not funny at all… worse than that Kimmel guy on abc. Conan was the only funny man imo, and naturaly funny I might add.[:)]

They all suck. Conan sucked slightly less than the other guys who all sucked, though, so if you’re gonna make a scale of suckiness and rank them in terms of suckosity, then I would definitely choose Conan to be on my TV than the rest of those suckwads.

But I’ll watch Dr. Phil or something before I resort to these turd faces with talking holes.

I got another theory too… when people go to bed around 10, like the middle age crowd, they tend to put on the news. so say they put on nbc, it’d be the nightly news then it would go into leno at 11:30, watch it a bit and they’d fall asleep with the tv on, so he got ratings. But with leno on at 10, people put on another channel to get the news, and then people being the lazy slugs we are, nobody would get up and change the channel, or roll over and look for the remote to put on nbc.

also leno being on at 10 got first crack at all the jokes on the news of the day.

Going to just avoid the “lano” conversation here… But Leno is a little bitch. Plain and simple. Says one thing, then does another. He can come off real “heartfelt”, but later can totally step on everything he said like it never happened. I remember watching clips of his “farewell” speech, and apologizes to letterman and so on, and during the war with conan, he takes shots again. Got boo’d for it too.

I like Letterman, but he’s not nearly as funny as he used to be. Leno was never funny. Conan was/is. He was doing shit that none of the others had the guts to do. I think the masturbating bear was brilliant.

Conan will probably be back in september. But it’s safe to say that i’ll never watch leno again, but that won’t be so hard since I never really watched to begin with. Too late for me too, even.

The best thing about Conan was he introduced the world to Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.