The AndroidVirus and Sean Show? Come on!
Hey, Sean, don’t be such a lazy turd! If you want to be accepted by the gothy goth elite, you better up your game and get a way cooler and edgier handle. How 'bout SX DeSStroy (and use Nazi SS lightning bolts for the SS) or RapeBot 6000? Or Impail-R?
You know, anything but Sean. Because, seriously, no one goes to the gothy goth club to see Sean.
Good luck, Buddy!
The AndroidVirus and Sean Show? Come on!
Hey, Sean, don’t be such a lazy turd! If you want to be accepted by the gothy goth elite, you better up your game and get a way cooler and edgier handle. How 'bout SX DeSStroy (and use Nazi SS lightning bolts for the SS) or RapeBot 6000? Or Impail-R?
You know, anything but Sean. Because, seriously, no one goes to the gothy goth club to see Sean.
Good luck, Buddy!
LMAO you should call in and tell them that
The AndroidVirus and Sean Show? Come on!
This sounds an awful lot like something we might have had on our “ideas for movies” thread, except maybe it could be an NBC sitcom.
I can hear the entirety of the commercial teaser for it in my mind already:
[i]Narrator: What happens when an all-American college boy takes in a transgressive cyberpunk hacktivist as a roommate? It could be a recipe for LAUGHS!
[cut to Sean’s apartment]
Sean: AndroidVirus, have you seen my L.L. Bean catalog?
AndroidVirus: I up-cycled it into this pair of kick-ass goggles that I’m wearing.
(cue laugh track to make this seem remotely funny)
Sean: You…you what? I don’t even know what that MEANS!
AndroidVirus: Of course you wouldn’t…LAMER!
(cue laugh track, again)
Narrator: AndroidVirus and Sean…they’re the ORIGINAL ‘Odd Couple!’ Tune in weekdays at 7pm![/i]
^
Emmy!
[reply]The AndroidVirus and Sean Show? Come on!
This sounds an awful lot like something we might have had on our “ideas for movies” thread, except maybe it could be an NBC sitcom.
I can hear the entirety of the commercial teaser for it in my mind already:
[i]Narrator: What happens when an all-American college boy takes in a transgressive cyberpunk hacktivist as a roommate? It could be a recipe for LAUGHS!
[cut to Sean’s apartment]
Sean: AndroidVirus, have you seen my L.L. Bean catalog?
AndroidVirus: I up-cycled it into this pair of kick-ass goggles that I’m wearing.
(cue laugh track to make this seem remotely funny)
Sean: You…you what? I don’t even know what that MEANS!
AndroidVirus: Of course you wouldn’t…LAMER!
(cue laugh track, again)
Narrator: AndroidVirus and Sean…they’re the ORIGINAL ‘Odd Couple!’ Tune in weekdays at 7pm![/i][/reply]
Ha! I actually laughed out loud! I will definitely make fun of them when I go on their show Friday.
Ha! I actually laughed out loud! I will definitely make fun of them when I go on their show Friday.
Feel free to print out our priceless gems to read to them. You can make a nice subtle segue too . . . . “Oh, hey, that reminds me. Let’s see what the interwebz are saying about the AdroidVirus and Sean Show . . .”
Ha! I actually laughed out loud! I will definitely make fun of them when I go on their show Friday.
Glad to be of service. Please also propose to the guys that, if they don’t like the “buddy sitcom” idea, they could also make a great “buddy cop drama” based on the same premise.
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Ha! I actually laughed out loud! I will definitely make fun of them when I go on their show Friday.
Glad to be of service. Please also propose to the guys that, if they don’t like the “buddy sitcom” idea, they could also make a great “buddy cop drama” based on the same premise.[/reply]
How about a cyborg porn? I’m sure that’s been done, but I don’t know any offhand.
How about a cyborg porn? I’m sure that’s been done, but I don’t know any offhand.
There HAS to be something like that out there.
While working at Tower Video, I remember that we did have a title in our very profitable porn section called “RoboCock.”
Honestly the best part of the workday was receiving the occasional pron ‘parody’ of the latest Hollywood blockbuster, e.g. “The FlintBones,” “Jurassic Pork,” “Shaving Private Ryan” etc.
While working at Tower Video, I remember that we did have a title in our very profitable porn section called “RoboCock.”
“OCP runs the cocks! You’re a cock!” “Yes. I am a cock” “Some kinda supercock!” etc etc
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How about a cyborg porn? I’m sure that’s been done, but I don’t know any offhand.
There HAS to be something like that out there.
While working at Tower Video, I remember that we did have a title in our very profitable porn section called “RoboCock.”
Honestly the best part of the workday was receiving the occasional pron ‘parody’ of the latest Hollywood blockbuster, e.g. “The FlintBones,” “Jurassic Pork,” “Shaving Private Ryan” etc.[/reply]
Shaving Ryan’s Privates would have been a better title…
I think the all-time champion in that realm is “Edward Penishands”. In college we’d drunkenly wander past the swinging saloon doors to laugh at all the titles . . . . I can’t remember them all, but some that I’ll never forget . . .
“Wet Dream On Elm Street”
“Forrest Hump” (tagline = “horny is as horny does”)
“Edward Penishands”
“Sperminator”
When the West was Wet
Snatch Adams
Ed’s Wood
The Three Splooges
and one of the all time best:
Acocktolips Now
HAHA!!!
My friends owned “When Harry WET Sally”.
Your “friends”,huh[:)]
The Wadfather
Sorest Rump
The Da Vinci Load
Don’t forget Flesh Gordon.
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