Names that would be better than Justin Symbol:
Creep Suzette
Justin La Roux
Knock Knock The Bridgemaster
Oonkie
Crackers Mulcahey
Sing Sing Baroque
Kingsley Bandish III
Q Top
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Crackers Mulcahey
I can’t wait to become a professional wrestler and use this as my ring-name.
Names that would be better than Justin Symbol:
Bitch
Die-a-rea
The Bloody Tampons (All of their singles would be Maxi singles)
nunrape
greasy pubic hair
ponyboy
musicians
Justin Sucks
Maybe even something as simple as “Justabitch”. Or you could be like Prince and use an actual symbol:
Possible Album titles based on the good man voidhead’s attitude and “musical style”:
Portrait of an American Faggot
Smells Like Smegma
Antidick Supervag
… [fill in the rest if you must. i came up with way too many to the point that it felt like theft.]…
Born Faggot
(cont.)
Lester Foghat
Aphex Twonk
Bingles
U-Hu
Da Hupsta!!
()^^!*
The Green Dragon
Side-X
Billy Herrington
Skank-Noobles
No. 27
Smells Like Smegma
I’ll gladly take that one.
Voidy, this is where yo need to be…
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Delancy Street? That’s where I Love Lucy takes place!
Delancy Street? That’s where I Love Lucy takes place!
That would be totally badass if he could have had Ricky Ricardo accompany him on some Congo drums and shout some “Babaloo!!!” echoes during his set.
Delancy Street? That’s where I Love Lucy takes place!
I think this is also the same Delancey mentioned in Sonic Youth’s “Stereo Sanctity”:
“satellites flashing down Orchard and Delancey…I can’t get laid 'cause everyone is dead”
Uh oh, I may have just suggested a new song for Voidhead to cover in a morose Cold Cave stylee. Justin, you can PayPal me the money for my Cover Song Consultancy fee.
I believe it’s also the basis for the fictional Yancey St., where Marvel’s superhero The Thing hails from.
Speaking of Sonic Youth, I ate at the Char-Grill tonight, the same place they reference in their “Chapel Hill” song. Of course, anyone who lives here knows there never has been a Char-Grill in Chapel Hill. They got it confused with Raleigh. Dumb asses.
I once saw them eating at that emporium of alternative culture fine dining - Wendy’s - in Osaka.
The band in which I was a synth-player-for-hire had the honor of opening for them on their Japan tour that year, and I missed out on all the fun since they didn’t require my services on that tour. Probably all for the better, though - they had Jim O’rourke in tow, and that guy has all the personality of a carpet sample, musical legacy or no
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .
INTEGRITY!!!
Yes Integrity is back bitches! I am gonna like bombard yo asses with some amazing shit nigga
what the fuck? you had kids on set with a guy dressed like that
what the fuck? you had kids on set with a guy dressed like that
Ah, yes…
Factotum, voidhead. Voidhead, factotum.
Now that you two have been properly introduced…
Voidhead is kinda like the board’s toddler. He still puts shit in his mouth and pretty much does anything he can to get the board’s attention. Like a toddler he doesn’t care if it’s negative attention and usually goes that route cause it’s easy to get. Sometimes he surprises us and acts like a big boy, which gives the board hope for him, but then quickly reverts back to bad child behavior.
I wasn’t so put off by the clothing in the pic but moreso that it appears the guy on his knees appears to be fallating the guy standing, and the children watching this happen.
Anyway that’s void the board’s true “misunderstood” artist. [rolleyes]
And void was the genius behind Baboon_3.
Anyway that’s void the board’s true “misunderstood” artist. 
I second that - with that scene, it’s clear that Herr Doktor Voidhead was just making an homage to the initiation rites shown in the cinematic masterwork “The Holy Mountain,” by psychonaut Alejandro Jodorowsky:
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