Juggalo's are at it again

I just watched an episode of Workaholics last night where they end up at the Gathering of the Juggalos…it was some funny shit…

Yeah, that episode is great. It’s called “Straight Up Juggahos”.

Yeah, that episode is great. It’s called “Straight Up Juggahos”.

Yeah,exactly…great one…

other faves “Good Mourning”,“Brociopath” and “We Be Clownin”…just to name a few…

I’ve seen them all. There’s only been a couple episodes that were crap. 95% of them are puer excellence.

I’ve seen them all. There’s only been a couple episodes that were crap. 95% of them are puer excellence.

Yeah,I agree…I only thought there were a couple that should have hit the cutting room floor…I’ve seen almost all of them…I’d say there are maybe 7 or 8 I haven’t seen…that show is totally tight butthole,braj…

Have you seen Adam Devine’s House Party?

Stan Halen[laugh]

I’ve gone a while without watching it as I was binging on a few episodes a night for a long time and kind of got burn out.

I think my favorite episode is “Old Man Ders” where they get loaded and terrorize Chuck E. Cheese’s.

“The Future is Gnar” is the only that I can’t even finish, and there was one of two other more “conceptual” episodes that just plain sucked. But for the most part, yeah, it’s definitely tight butthole.

I love that they’re always getting punked by some smartass high school kids.

Have you seen Adam Devine’s House Party?

I’m not sure. It doesn’t ring a bell. Is that the name of an episode, or something else?

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Have you seen Adam Devine’s House Party?

I’m not sure. It doesn’t ring a bell. Is that the name of an episode, or something else?[/reply]

No,it’s a new show on Comedy Central…it’s set in New Orleans and Adam is the host and it’s a showcase for young stand-up’s…3 comic’s a show…but in between there is a running narrative for each show…the bit’s are funny as all hell…Adam is really funny in it…recommended for sure if you dig Workaholics or Adam…

Thanks, I’ll look it up.

Apparently she deserved to be pelted with rocks and poop because she spelled KLOWN wrong and “is lame as Hell, yo!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-3nSxvCdM

I’m surprised then that the originator of this thread hasn’t faced the Wrath of tha Dark Carnival for confusing the possessive form of Juggalo with the plural. Which, following the convention of plural nouns such as “dominoes” and “hoes,” should of course be “Juggaloes.”

This grammar pro tip has been brought to you by the Juggalo Higher Education Council.

Thanks, I’ll look it up.

It’s actually on it’s second season so not so new…yeah,I think you will dig it…the comedians are all out of left field and the skit’s are funny as hell…

Juggalo Higher Education Council.

Perhaps the greatest oxymoronic organization name ever invented.

[reply]Juggalo Higher Education Council.

Perhaps the greatest oxymoronic organization name ever invented.[/reply]

That’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friend.

(cues up Elgar’s “Pomp and Circumstance” for dramatic effect)

Apparently Juggalo Homiez are so well-represented in Mensa, that a separate sub-unit of that organization had to be founded especially for them.

And forget, at your own peril, the groundbreaking efforts of the Juggalo Roundtable on Ecological Sustainability, the Juggalo Astrophysicists’ Club, and (of course) the Juggalo Institute for Comparative Linguistics.

And all this was made possible because a solitary wicked clown dared to ask [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs]“fuckin’ magnets…how do THEY work?” The intrepid spirit of the Juggalo is the torch that lights the way for humankind in the 21st century.

I’m well familiar with the Juggalo Institute for the Study of Magnets and Shit. They’re still no closer to figuring out how they work, though.

I’m well familiar with the Juggalo Institute for the Study of Magnets and Shit. They’re still no closer to figuring out how they work, though.

Oh, don’t think for a minute that they don’t actually know.

They’re just waiting for the right moment to reveal this with the next ‘Joker’s Card’.

And at that point…every living thing on Earth will issue forth a mad muthafuckin’ WHOOP WHOOP!!!

[reply]I’m well familiar with the Juggalo Institute for the Study of Magnets and Shit. They’re still no closer to figuring out how they work, though.

Oh, don’t think for a minute that they don’t actually know.

They’re just waiting for the right moment to reveal this with the next ‘Joker’s Card’.

And at that point…every living thing on Earth will issue forth a mad muthafuckin’ WHOOP WHOOP!!![/reply]

Gold…

Don’t know why I just stumbled across this, but I clicked on it thinking the Clowns would be offering some condolence to Tila or something . . . . not quite.

Apparently she deserved to be pelted with rocks and poop because she spelled KLOWN wrong and “is lame as Hell, yo!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-3nSxvCdM

Let’s count the “ya know”, when they interview them.

[reply]I’m well familiar with the Juggalo Institute for the Study of Magnets and Shit. They’re still no closer to figuring out how they work, though.

Oh, don’t think for a minute that they don’t actually know.

They’re just waiting for the right moment to reveal this with the next ‘Joker’s Card’.

And at that point…every living thing on Earth will issue forth a mad muthafuckin’ WHOOP WHOOP!!![/reply]

I’d actually consider sitting through an entire ICP album again if they were gonna reveal something like that. It would probably wind up pissing fans off similar to how The Wraith: Shangri-La ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2iVdoSUAME

I’d actually consider sitting through an entire ICP album again if they were gonna reveal something like that. It would probably wind up pissing fans off similar to how The Wraith: Shangri-La ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2iVdoSUAME

hahahahaha…I remember reading that they did indeed end that whole goofy saga with the revelation that it was all meant to glorify ‘god.’

But this is the first time I’ve heard the message from the clown’s mouth, as it were.

Every time I get up the courage to listen to an ICP track, I’m continually reminded that it’s not the band’s played-out gimmick that alienates people, it’s their terrible execution.
Yes, even Faygo-squirting clowns armed with hatchets could be made interesting with a few tweaks and an injection of charisma.

For example - whichever of the two it is who’s doing the lead ‘raps’ on this track, his flow is wooden, his voice itself is nasally and makes all of the threats and tough shit sound unconvincing, and he has that annoying habit of thinking the word “fuckin’” still has some power as an emphatic term after he fuckin’ uses the fuckin’ word fifty fuckin’ times on a track…fuck!