HAHA!!!
I think “Find the Porno” would make an awesome TV game show.
Good idea.
“You’ve checked the underpass, you’ve checked the hobo camp down by the railroad, and you’ve checked the old tree fort. What’s your next location?”
“Well, I’m going to take a look down by the housing construction site. I’ve got a tip-off that some day laborers left a copy of the Penthouse Variations down there.”
“Well good luck to you, and onto our next round!”
Nice! I think I’ll bring you in as a creative consultant when I pitch this idea to the networks.
“So, Jeremy, are you going to keep the stash you found on top of the gym lockers or are you going to risk it all for what’s behind the wood pile?”
Penthouse Variations
HAHAHA!!! I remember we even had one of a few of those “Letters” magazines in our stashes. Who bought those, anyway? I mean, don’t get me wrong, we read 'em cover to cover, but grown up porno buyers actually CHOSE that as their selection? Weird.
I remember reading those as a kid and thinking, “Man . . . these guys are soooo LUCKY!!”
An ex of mine used to like those.
My first porno mags (a “High Society” and a “Penthouse” around 1985) are burned into my brain for all eternity. If I had a police sketch artist come over and question me I could probably reproduce them to about 80% accuracy.
[laugh]
Ain’t homeless by a long shot. I’m just personally broke and completely frickin’ restless and fed up with doing nothing and really having no other choice until something opens up.
But I’ll be on the lookout for furniture, used foodstuffs, and ancient porno. Fuck it.
[cool]
Revok wins Prongs.
what a confusing thread [:/]
what a confusing thread
she started it.get with the program.DUMMY.
STALKERS. i see you i know. when carl weathers came to Wax Trax it was a fine day. i’m just here to help people.
So is icepick dead yet or what?
So is icepick dead yet or what?
If he is it’s your fault for not helping.
“The Bush Trilogy?! That’s all YOUR fault too!”
“Fuck you all for not helping Paul when he needed you the most.”
“And fuck you all for not liking Test…you heartless cowards.”
Ahh Gunnar you’re just as funny as you were back at the ole’ pissarmy.
I felt I had to contribute something to this thread. That sentence is my official contribution.
Ice, if you can afford a flight to Melbourne I’ll happily feed and clothe you.
Formerly Blue Velvet, yeah? Heh, good to know.
I ain’t destitute, guys. Just short on cash and kinda pissy.
[:)]
Things are lookin’ up, though. Karma, I guess.
Nothing to fear. Miguel. I have schooly degree in sciences of lawyerism. I call Nick’s wife to save you. After I stop the stalkers, bye bye.