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Also . . . ghetto goth?
Please tell me that’s an actual thing.

Because they’re the first people I’ve heard say it. Also it literally does sound gay coming from dudes. “Let’s go get us some tall boys, bro!”

Last time I talked to “ghetto goth” she sent me some link. Apparently it’s a thing in New York. Looked about as ridiculous as Kanye West wearing a Megadeth shirt. She was also talking about going to a goth club I invited her to in SF and twerking. I’m glad we both decided to stay home…

Back to PBR, I guess today is Captain Pabst’s 179th birthday. A tall can doesn’t sound too bad right now.

If goth chicks would start twerking it would be a serious improvement for gothy goth clubs everywhere.

it was just a matter of time for those two genres to come together. I was reading an article on punk cowboys too. there’s even an electronic folk genre. wut.

The chick I knew that was talking about it doesn’t look that good…

The chick I knew that was talking about it doesn’t look that good…

They never do.
That’s why they cover their faces with a crapload of cake makeup, dress in all black, go to pitch dark clubs, and dance in the shadows.

The makeup wouldn’t fix anything on this one…

The makeup wouldn’t fix anything…

It rarely does

Pbr is straight up piss, old folks beer, if a dick had a pbr label would you drink from it too?should taste pretty much the same.

Pbr is straight up piss, old folks beer, if a dick had a pbr label would you drink from it too?should taste pretty much the same.

No, I would not drink from a dick, regardless of what beer label was stuck on it. I don’t personally have any empirical evidence for what dicks taste like, so I’ll just take your word for it.

Just stocked up on Ramen Noodles…so simple & great.

Boil the fuck outta sum water
Load the noodles & flavor pouch (herbs/spices) in a huge mug

Pour the piping hot water in the mug
Stir it up while breaking noodles apart,
getting the herbs/spices mixed up in there real good

Do this for about 3 minutes and wallah…
Best damn Asian noodle soup ever! [:)]