I got caught out in my best Sunday dress

But what would there to be angry about? shakes head

You’re no fun Grumpy, Icepick would beat your ass.

But what would there to be angry about? shakes head

cause, I kinda in a round about way said she was not attractive.

You’re no fun Grumpy, Icepick would beat your ass.

You’re crazy! Ice picks my boy! no fists, no fists. It’s all love and bro’ hugs!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Thanks for that Mr Smurf. As for Icepick and your Bromance, I reckon a good face squash between the twins and he’d be all mine.

No worries BV. Anyone who doesn’t meet smrf’s ideal vision of the female face and body just doesn’t rate. He’s allowed to voice his opinion, but his opinion doesn’t really matter.

The smrf is average looking also; but of course, that’s my opinion.

Oh don’t worry, I wont lose a wink [;)]

No worries BV. Anyone who doesn’t meet smrf’s ideal vision of the female face and body just doesn’t rate. He’s allowed to voice his opinion, but his opinion doesn’t really matter.

Youch! unideal faces rate, just poorly that’s all! (and “the Body” comment is just way off I’ve dated portly women before!)

The smrf is average looking also; but of course, that’s my opinion.

Phew! better than sub average!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Now now children.

I love how everyone actually thought that photo was Red Velv to begin with. [laugh]

Sorry, I but I was pissin myself with laughter. I still love you all [;)]

Seriously, Sunday Best is just so, so SEXAY. What a way to wear ankle warmers. With a cowboy hat. And thongs. Covered in tatts.

Hey Red Velv, why not show a picture of yerself in yer best Sunday dress?

I CHALLENGE THEE.

If you do this.

I will post a picture of me.

In my best.

Sunday.

Dress. I PROMISE.

And don’t cop out of it and post some random on image search in a dress, link it to yer gayspace or facehook page so we know we ain’t gettin shilled!

That’s only if you want to play, that is… [:P]

Ah Mr Dildo, maybe, maybe. Give me 24hours to think about it [;)] Wouldn’t want to ruin my mystique.

Ah Mr Dildo, maybe, maybe. Give me 24hours to think about it [;)] Wouldn’t want to ruin my mystique.

that’s girl-speak for “no”
either that or she’s faking a myspace with some random pic as we type right now.
Late,
grmpysmrf

ROFL - Oh yes Mr Smurf, you connoisseur of the fairer sex. Maybe in your household maybe means no, but to me it means, well, maybe.

[reply]No worries BV. Anyone who doesn’t meet smrf’s ideal vision of the female face and body just doesn’t rate. He’s allowed to voice his opinion, but his opinion doesn’t really matter.

Youch! unideal faces rate, just poorly that’s all! (and “the Body” comment is just way off I’ve dated portly women before!)[/reply]

I must have confused your standards with jizzy’s standards.

The smrf is average looking also; but of course, that’s my opinion.

Phew! better than sub average!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Yup, better than below average.

I must have confused your standards with jizzy’s standards
Oh I miss my Jizz.

Thanks for that Mr Smurf. As for Icepick and your Bromance, I reckon a good face squash between the twins and he’d be all mine.

Eeeesh… she MIGHT have a point there, smrf.

Caught between a cock and a soft place…

[laugh]

On a related note, who’s actually got the balls to start up a “Whore Out Pics of Your Own Bad Self” thread on here? The only ones I’ve actually seen thus far are 1002 and the void, and they’re badass.

Also, in regards to your current sig, Velvet… my vote’s for Ariel. Bitch lives in the water. No breathing neccessary.