Hilarious

“Crap”
Apparently she had this really refined diet that she just kept recycling. Her shit was this really fine deep dark gooey brown stuff that looked like chocolate pudding. He said that was even hard for him to take.

How is she not dead from dissentary at this point? doesn’t matter how refined your diet is Crap is still crap and full of bio waste. There is nothing nutrious in it, which is why it is POOP! that story sounds like a load of…
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grmpysmrf

The girlfriend said something like “We had some guy asking us if he could live with us as another pet which was cool, but we don’t like the attention we are getting”

Sounds like pretentious B.S. to me. You don’t like the attention you are getting? Pick another lifestyle then or keep it to yourself.
Stupid “attention seeking” kids
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grmpysmrf

[reply]Sluggo should buy Kez a leash and a muzzle.

[crazy]yawns

My bark is worse than your bite. Muzzle is unnecessary.[/reply]
Ha!

I must have really upset him.

What an amateur…

Speaking of attention seeking kids - anybody peep the whole “Peeps who take advantge” thread over at the PA?.

That thread is kinda funny to me. Cause the girl writes that she doesn’t know if it was consentual, then she finally decides that it wasn’t. BUT THE KICKER is this, She has time to get drunk and black out, but when it comes to getting a rape kit done, all of the sudden she has two kids and a full time job and goes to school full time, runs city hall with an iron fist, and still has to do house work… SO, You have time to drink yourself into a stupor/rape scenario BUT you have NO time to go get a rape kit? Where are all of those priorities when she was drinking herself out of her clothes??
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grmpysmrf

Duke University.

( derisive coughing )

yeah, no kidding! who were they again? the La Crosse team?

She’s too adorable “ooh my kids, my kids” Funny how the kids didn’t matter much when she was getting drunk and high! Hopefully, they were with grandma at the time and not in the other room. As mom is clearly an unfit mother! being a mother (parent) means not drinking till you black out or getting high anymore (considering if you ever did)
Seems like she’s playing the sympathy/attention card.

Definition of RAPE- a woman who changes her mind in the morning.
I hate to write that because I’ve always thought it was sexist pig posturing but it certainly seems appropriate considering her story.
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grmpysmrf

My fave is superfuturisticsexspambot ( Sami ).

Sami is one of those timeless sad people…a nymphette at twelve, a sexpot at sixteen, a hag at thirty-five with a kid.

I like her too but not for the reasons you do. I think she’s pretty no matter what other crap she has going on… going on aesthetics only, she’s cute. But i did find her patronizingly funny when she was telling mysfit that it was ok to be fat even though she was still like “I’ll never be like that but it’s fantastic that you are. it’s so beautiful”
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grmpysmrf

People.
I love 'em, but Christ, they sure know how to piss me off.

[reply]My fave is superfuturisticsexspambot ( Sami ).

Sami is one of those timeless sad people…a nymphette at twelve, a sexpot at sixteen, a hag at thirty-five with a kid.

I like her too but not for the reasons you do. I think she’s pretty no matter what other crap she has going on… going on aesthetics only, she’s cute. But i did find her patronizingly funny when she was telling mysfit that it was ok to be fat even though she was still like “I’ll never be like that but it’s fantastic that you are. it’s so beautiful”
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Sami , like Mysfyt is very dear friend of mine, known not through speaking on some messageboard but personally.
A lot of us find it hard to come across well when talking in type. I can assure you that Sami would never intentionally patronise anybody she held in high regard and I know she has a lot of respect for a lot of the posters on PA.

Again this is going off topic and leaning towards more fuel for the Jism that is Jizzwad, I’m fully aware I am adding to this at this very moment , but in all honesty…Members on PA have fuck all to do with the Uber Goths this thread was originally about.

Back on Topic. There has been no mentioning of the Goths here in the Uk, no Tv appearances nothing. Their 15 mins of fame is up.

Give it a week and they will devise something far more drastic to ensure themselves a further weeks coverage. They’ll have to keep up the celebrity lifestyles now right?[:P]

A lot of us find it hard to come across well when talking in type. I can assure you that Sami would never intentionally patronise anybody she held in high regard and I know she has a lot of respect for a lot of the posters on PA.

I’m sure it doesn’t translate well in type but it rarely does in speaking either. Seriously, when i a skinny Pretty person tells a normal looking plump person that they wish they could be like them…Come on. Just brings a chuckle to me.
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grmpysmrf

Ah I see, so there’s no more to a person being decent other than what’s on the outside?
I wish I could be like a lot of people, purely for certain aspects of their personality alone…

]Ah I see, so there’s no more to a person being decent other than what’s on the outside?

right… that’s where I was going with my post. Her referance was in response to beauty, not personality type. While personality can enhance your beauty or ugly, nobody sees a fat girl walking down the street and says I think she’s beautiful (unless of course you posted + on the BBW thread) Beauty and personality are not the same things. I use another crass example. Nobody sees fat people walking down the street and says, “WOW LOOK AT THE PERSONALITY ON THAT ONE!”
Pretty is universal and people tend to gravitate toward it and want to be it. If Sami was so genuine in saying MYSFYT was such a beautiful person why doesn’t she drop her “stero-typical” idea of beauty to chase after what is presumably her idea of beauty which is MYSFYT. Language and actions don’t add up. It’s just pretentious retoric to me.

[quote]I wish I could be like a lot of people, purely for certain aspects of their personality alone…[/reply]

As I’ve said in hte above diatribe, Personality and beauty are not the same things.
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grmpysmrf

well I no longer go on PA so didn’t see the thread you are referring to, so apologies there. Thing is, Sami and mysfyt know eachother and I would have assumed (and still do assume that she wasn’t being patronising in any way). Mysfyt IS pretty inside and out, I’m sick of the whole stereotypical perceptions of what the majority of people class as beauty…

I’m ranting I’m sorry I’m pissed off. I’ll take my ranting away from here cos it’ll just go round in circles.

Get back to the uber goth talk ffs.

well I no longer go on PA so didn’t see the thread you are referring to, so apologies there. Thing is, Sami and mysfyt know eachother and I would have assumed (and still do assume that she wasn’t being patronising in any way).[/quote]

Actually that thread was on this site. Somebody had written somethng about “the fat kids at the P.A.” and that is where it all stemmed from. I’m sure she thought she wasn’t being patronizing but it still is in action rather than speach.

Keep reading to find out why…

Mysfyt IS pretty inside and out, I’m sick of the whole stereotypical perceptions of what the majority of people class as beauty…

Well if you are sick of the majorities views why do you embrace them just like Sami? I assume that is you in your avatar…you’re cute and seem petite. If you are truly sick of what the majority finds attractive stop feeding the beast and start feeding yourself.

I’m ranting I’m sorry I’m pissed off. I’ll take my ranting away from here cos it’ll just go round in circles.

PLease, please, feel free to rant we all do it from time to time. some more than others [blush]. I don’t mind

[quote]Get back to the uber goth talk ffs.

come on, then the conversation would be as shallow as they are. Let’s not let them bring US down… [;)]
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grmpysmrf

well I no longer go on PA

What happen?

I just can’t be bothered to go on there anymore. No particular reason.

[reply]My fave is superfuturisticsexspambot ( Sami ).

Sami is one of those timeless sad people…a nymphette at twelve, a sexpot at sixteen, a hag at thirty-five with a kid.

I like her too but not for the reasons you do. I think she’s pretty no matter what other crap she has going on… going on aesthetics only, she’s cute. But i did find her patronizingly funny when she was telling mysfit that it was ok to be fat even though she was still like “I’ll never be like that but it’s fantastic that you are. it’s so beautiful”
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grmpysmrf[/reply]

Firstly Jizzwad I’ll deal with you…

On your mind much?

I mean for someone who claims to not like me, you certainly spend quite a lot of your time getting to know stuff about me, I’m suspect you do it one-handed too [;)]

I mean I’m sure on here you will spout your noise about how you wouldn’t want me even if my shit was made of gold, but when you are at home playing ‘beat the clock’ with the porn channel preview it’s a different story I’m sure

you can run along now, go see if you can find a new picture of me, see if you can live up to your name.

go on…
There’s a good boy!!

Now to you grmpysmrf!

I’m really disappointed. I mean, I thought we were cool, yet on here you want to make out I’m some mindless shallow retard who gets some kind of kick out of demeaning my friends.

Well excuse the fuck out of me for being pretty!!!

Mysfyt IS my friend, I would NEVER patronise her!

Maybe I need to explain why I feel the way I do…

Confidence based on aesthetic standards is dictated by what peoples perceptions of beauty is.
In my case, people expect me to look a certain way. I don’t feel confident if I feel that people are judging me negatively based on the fact that they have seen me look better. The way I look has become my prison and my ‘high maintenance’ way of life is more like my sentence involving many struggles with low self esteem, social anxiety and an eating disorder. I do find Mysfyt beautiful, she has the cutest smile ever and she radiates happiness and loves life. I look like ‘Industrial Barbie’ ([:P] ) and lose the plot totally if I gain a few pounds and wont go out until it’s gone.

Now tell me… who would be more fun to date??

It’s not me thats for sure

(Insert horribly banal Dr. Phil quote here.)

for fucks sake. how much of the content of this board is going to turn into “'HAI GYS U C TEH PSOT ONN TEH PA 2DAYZ!?!?!?ZOMG”

jesus chris fellas - leave the girl alone - fuck.

You could STILL watch porn, man.
…STILL.