Might she have kept you drugged so that you don’t remember your betrothal?
Anything’s possible.
And this actually gives me new insight into Al Jourgensen’s belief in the “aliens” that supposedly keep visiting him. He says they are small gray humanoid creatures, right? Has it ever occurred to him that they might just be a bunch of half-breed bastard children looking around for their baby daddy?
And this actually gives me new insight into Al Jourgensen’s belief in the “aliens” that supposedly keep visiting him. He says they are small gray humanoid creatures, right? Has it ever occurred to him that they might just be a bunch of half-breed bastard children looking around for their baby daddy?
Sounds plausible. Didn’t Paul always warn Al that having sex with all those black women would come back to haunt him?
Sounds plausible. Didn’t Paul always warn Al that having sex with all those black women would come back to haunt him?
Yes, he did. Though I guess I just thought it was Paul being a racist prick. Who knew he meant it all quite literally?
[reply]Have you ever married a black woman?
None that I’m aware of.[/reply]
racist bastard.
No. I did not have sex with that pretty lady.
I have been happily married for over 12 years and would never cheat on my wife no matter how mouth watering the chocolate may be. I met the spunky gal in the photo at a GWAR/Warbeast concert a few months back. As we were taking the photo she planted her sweet lips on the side of my face.
And Mrs. Gunnar is very pretty. Cheers to 12 years.
Speaking of GWAR, maybe some of you could help me out with something. GWAR’s gonna be coming around my friend’s bday in October. They’re one of his all time favorites, but he also wants to go Skydiving, and doesn’t have money for both. We both saw GWAR on election day last year and it was a pretty good show. I’d only vote GWAR because it’d be more cost efficient for me, but it’s his bday present to himself.
EDIT: By the way, I’ve had more black women than Al could ever handle.
Speaking of GWAR, maybe some of you could help me out with something. GWAR’s gonna be coming around my friend’s bday in October. They’re one of his all time favorites, but he also wants to go Skydiving, and doesn’t have money for both. We both saw GWAR on election day last year and it was a pretty good show. I’d only vote GWAR because it’d be more cost efficient for me, but it’s his bday present to himself
GWAR is probably cheaper and you’ll have less chance of dying there. Also, the possibility of paying all that money to go and then him chickening out of going isn’t even a thought when it comes to GWAR. Plus, you know he likes it.
besides you can go pretend suicide anytime, how often does GWAR roll through?
Late,
grmpysmrf
^He wouldn’t chicken out, he’s done it before. I’d sooner chicken out cuz it’d be my first time.
I’d sooner chicken out.
Good for you, It’s called common sense!
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply] I’d sooner chicken out.
Good for you, It’s called common sense!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
I’m totally into doing it, but I do have visions of something going wrong.
Take him to the GWAR show. Tickets for the two of you and booze during the gig and you’re probably in for $100 total. You’re guaranteed a good time. Worst that can happen is you slip on some of Oderus’ blood in the pit and bruise your hip.
In contrast, Skydiving for 2 is gonna likely be $600 and you don’t even get to drink booze. The worst that can happen . . . YOU DIE!
The choice is pretty obvious to me.
I have been happily married for over 12 years and would never cheat on my wife no matter how mouth watering the chocolate may be.
Then you’re doing better than I ever did. I was married for 10 years. Unhappily so for the last three. And I cheated twice and regretted it immensely. Even though by that stage the marriage was doomed to fail and beyond saving.
But yes, that girl in the photo looks very nice.
it’d be my first time.
man, you have to do it.
you will be fine, and it (along with a lot of other similar activities) is a really amazing and cathartic experience. if it is something he likes to do (or liked, i donno how often he does it) then he will love it, and being with a buddy when they do it for the first time will make it all the more special.
though, GWAR is always fun.
[reply]And this actually gives me new insight into Al Jourgensen’s belief in the “aliens” that supposedly keep visiting him. He says they are small gray humanoid creatures, right? Has it ever occurred to him that they might just be a bunch of half-breed bastard children looking around for their baby daddy?
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WIN
My vote is for GWAR.
I’ve seen GWAR multiple times, and I’ve fallen out of a perfectly good King Air at 15,000 ft. If the 15 page waiver with “YOU COULD DIE” written in big letters on every page does not deter you from getting on the plane itself, it may prevent you from actually exiting it when the time comes. The chute opening felt like getting into a car accident at 100 mph.
Hmmm, one GWAR show was for a wedding and the skydive trip was also for a wedding. The GWAR show wedding took place and the skydive wedding did not.
Okay, I’ve been off the boards for a minute. What’s the deal with the black chicks?
(For the record, bagged one, workin’ on a second.)
[laugh]
Okay, I’ve been off the boards for a minute. What’s the deal with the black chicks?
(For the record, bagged one, workin’ on a second.)
[laugh]
Come on, Bro! You know how it works. Someone says something retarded. We make jokes. We repeat those jokes repeatedly, making them funnier. Then we shove those jokes up a horse’s ass, kill the horse, and beat it mercilessly.
This is the original origin . . .
[reply]Okay, I’ve been off the boards for a minute. What’s the deal with the black chicks?
(For the record, bagged one, workin’ on a second.)
[laugh]
Come on, Bro! You know how it works. Someone says something retarded. We make jokes. We repeat those jokes repeatedly, making them funnier. Then we shove those jokes up a horse’s ass, kill the horse, and beat it mercilessly.
This is the original origin . . .
I’m new here and would like to go on record that although I have done some really freaky things in my life, I have never nor will I ever be involved with a horses ass. Goat perhaps. Horse, no.
To be fair, Yvonne Gage WAS pretty bangin’. [cool]
To be fair, Yvonne Gage WAS pretty bangin’. [cool]
I just happen to be reading a bio by a porn star who mentions wanting to be like Gage.
This chick is a skank though. Never understood why a guy would want to mess with a chick who could do some of this shit.
Guys are weird.
I’ve only had sex with black women (and an Ecuadorian, but she was almost black)
you guys already know me though [laugh]
love me some fros and dreads but they can leave the weave!