I’ve seen yr wedding day pix, homie. You’ve got nuthin’ to brag about- trust me.
That’s o.k. tho. That makes it easier for me. I find it very easy to be an “intelligent troll” because the world is filled with sheep and drones like you two. Thank God. Thank God for the sheep and drones. They keep the machines functioning, they take out the garbage, they make sure the right amount of pepperoni is on my crappy pizza, and they make sure the light bulbs are lit and ice is in the fridge. That permits me all the time in the world to play God.
Thus spoketh the Lord between bites of Domnino’s brand Meat Lovers ™ pizza (lovingly created for His Grace’s maw and tummy by the drones and the sheep of the world).
Might I prescribe some Japanese dating sim games in order to work through a little of your pent up aggressive sexuality, Mr. Wad? I suspect there’s one out there that has a hack available to turn the anime-eyed visage of Yokiko into the revered image of the beloved Mr. Brodrick.
No seriously, dude - it looks like the wedding of two juggalo fans.
Slovenly.
at least i still have you to spank with, here on the internet.
you know, now i look back at my post and see it: i was never trying to wave the fact that i have a female companion in your face like some jock douche - i apologize if it comes off that way. i really hate people that are all “oh, DUDE! let’s get some chicks, man! CHICKS!! girls are for fucking and punching and food making, duhurrrrr!” FOOTBALL!" i hate that crap.
but i still stand by my statements, paraphrased here:
I believe it all comes down to psycholgy 101’s heirarchy of needs, the highest, most sought after (and sometimes the most difficult to achieve) need being to be accepted and loved by other humans.
growing up in a small farming community exposed me to vast amounts people i despise, the majority of them being like what i described there. if only the rest of the world measured how valid of a human you are by how much mud is covering your confederate flag emblazoned truck. shudders